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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
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"Yep... Beer contains female hormones!
They must be right cause when I drink it I can't drive properly and I talk shite
Ohhh Yes...  "
i'd run and hide behind Mrs notts because i can already see the flak heading your way lol, but i'll grant you this,,,,,, it must be brewed by specsavers because after about 7/8 every woman looks sexy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Take no notice fellas... the girls are all ironing... 
Some of aren't!  "
Still hoovering eh?? Best crack on ya know... that ironing won't do itself ya know lol... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Take no notice fellas... the girls are all ironing...
Some of aren't!
Still hoovering eh?? Best crack on ya know... that ironing won't do itself ya know lol... "
I see you like your beer hunni. Looks like the hormone bit is right as you seem to have man boobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Still hoovering eh?? Best crack on ya know... that ironing won't do itself ya know lol...
I see you like your beer hunni. Looks like the hormone bit is right as you seem to have man boobs
Ouch... Fightin talk eh... Well, come and prod em when ya finished ya chores.. see if they are as droopy as yours lol..  "
Chores, well I have a lady who does that for me on Tues and Fridays.
Boob wise mine are very pert I will have you know and all mine. Might have to stoop a little if in my heels to prod your flappy waps though . Some domestic labour might firm you up.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Boob wise mine are very pert I will have you know and all mine. Might have to stoop a little if in my heels to prod your flappy waps though .
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Talk is cheap... Proove it I say! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Boob wise mine are very pert I will have you know and all mine. Might have to stoop a little if in my heels to prod your flappy waps though .
Talk is cheap... Proove it I say! "
I can get you references cheeky. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep... Beer contains female hormones!
They must be right cause when I drink it I can't drive properly and I talk shite
Ohhh Yes... "
That made me chuckle hehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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And some dont even need beer 
Actually, the same hormones are changing the sex of fish to female and some geezer reckons men are slowly changing sex, hence low sperm count etc... think his name was doris or similar |
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