I do cant remember my age, but i was the only male on a deserted island of loads of women and my sole purpose was to satisfy them. Needless to say i came before the first lady even spoke to me..... |
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I can’t believe I’m admitting it on here, but I’d gone to sleep on the sofa, dreamt about about a girl at my school and woke having clearly had my one and only wet dream. My mum was sat in the chair having a cuppa and reading her book. she asked if I’d had a funny dream |
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"Last night ... it was that real I called the plumber this morning
Did he have a moustache when he turned up, and started talking about your ballcock?"
No but he spoke in a ditch accent .. and lobbed his cock out |
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