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Hypothetically speaking... if I popped around to yours this evening...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got some piano practice to do.
If you want you can sit there and watch, you don't have to say anything. You could just slowly shake your head and tut everytime I play a wrong note
I'm currently learning Coldplay - Yellow and Green Day - When September Ends |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What would we get up to?
Well I’d offer you a drink, of course, have you eaten? Would you like sausage for dinner?
I’m not a sausage lover tbh "
Pizza? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What would we get up to? "
I’d have you pose for me so I could do an original painting probably a few sketches maybe a photo or two then start a work in acrylics and finish the painting another time using the photos and sketches as reference material |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could join us getting all hot and sweaty
We're off for a training run for our half marathon we stupidly signed up for!! "
Erm, I might wait till you get back |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got some cleaning and tidying up to do, would be rude if you didn't help to be honest!
Zero craic
I have no idea what you are talking about! Perfect evening surely... "
Terrible |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A feel like my piano practice has been completely skipped over
Insulted is not the word "
So fucking needy
I’ll be quite honest, I hadn’t even noticed your comment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A feel like my piano practice has been completely skipped over
Insulted is not the word
So fucking needy
I’ll be quite honest, I hadn’t even noticed your comment. "
OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!
I CAN'T EVEN!
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
You could help me get into a pair of the "Sandy from greese" wet look trousers that you have, it would be challenging.
Then I would treat you to a takeaway and Netflix.
Some amazing box sets to watch.
Xxx |
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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago
Currently Faraway |
"What would we get up to? "
I would offer to make you a cuppa and might even ask you if you wanted to share my evening meal with me. Everything else would have to be after your own explicit wish |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could help me get into a pair of the "Sandy from greese" wet look trousers that you have, it would be challenging.
Then I would treat you to a takeaway and Netflix.
Some amazing box sets to watch.
Xxx "
Google Spanx Biker leggings. They’re bloody amazing, they suck everything in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve got all the weekends 6N games on my sky planner, although I could understand you may not wanna rewatch yesterday’s..."
I’ve already rewatched it
It’s not over yet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve got a chicken in the oven, I can sling in a few extra yorkies then I will stroke you hair and help you get over the weekends errrmmmm activities shall we say "
I’ve wanted someone to stroke my hair and rub my back all day.
Fair warning, I reek of booze still |
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"You could join us getting all hot and sweaty
We're off for a training run for our half marathon we stupidly signed up for!!
Erm, I might wait till you get back "
Well that's the soapy shower time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've always wanted to paint someones body...water soluble paints of course, and in the interests of decency, I'll allow a small leaf over your ahem, you know what. Lay still. |
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"I’ve got a chicken in the oven, I can sling in a few extra yorkies then I will stroke you hair and help you get over the weekends errrmmmm activities shall we say
I’ve wanted someone to stroke my hair and rub my back all day.
Fair warning, I reek of booze still "
Snuggle up Boldy, just breath in the other direction ok |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"You could help me get into a pair of the "Sandy from greese" wet look trousers that you have, it would be challenging.
Then I would treat you to a takeaway and Netflix.
Some amazing box sets to watch.
Xxx
Google Spanx Biker leggings. They’re bloody amazing, they suck everything in "
Some unexpected good advice !!
Not cheap but o so lush, placing order now.
Have fun and enjoy your thread hunnybun xx xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got all the weekends 6N games on my sky planner, although I could understand you may not wanna rewatch yesterday’s...
I’ve already rewatched it
It’s not over yet "
Triple crown is, for |
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"I’ve got all the weekends 6N games on my sky planner, although I could understand you may not wanna rewatch yesterday’s...
I’ve already rewatched it
It’s not over yet
Triple crown is, for "
Sam!!! We are supposed to be making Boldy feel better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could help me get into a pair of the "Sandy from greese" wet look trousers that you have, it would be challenging.
Then I would treat you to a takeaway and Netflix.
Some amazing box sets to watch.
Xxx
Google Spanx Biker leggings. They’re bloody amazing, they suck everything in
Some unexpected good advice !!
Not cheap but o so lush, placing order now.
Have fun and enjoy your thread hunnybun xx xx "
They are worth every cent!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What would we get up to? A good old fashioned girls slumber party ...alcohol chocolates do each other’s hair and make up and get my lovely husband to serve us as our naked butler "
I have always wanted a butler.
Jolly spiffing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got all the weekends 6N games on my sky planner, although I could understand you may not wanna rewatch yesterday’s...
I’ve already rewatched it
It’s not over yet
Triple crown is, for
Sam!!! We are supposed to be making Boldy feel better "
She knows we all her.
These opportunities have to be embraced when they come along, she certainly wouldn’t of mentioned it if the result went her way! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve got all the weekends 6N games on my sky planner, although I could understand you may not wanna rewatch yesterday’s...
I’ve already rewatched it
It’s not over yet
Triple crown is, for
Sam!!! We are supposed to be making Boldy feel better
She knows we all her.
These opportunities have to be embraced when they come along, she certainly wouldn’t of mentioned it if the result went her way! "
I expect nothing less |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Honestly, I’m a chilled guy.
Probably just eat food & talk utter shite most the night! - I just like a nice bit of music in the background to relax to & I can talk to anyone into the early hours. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Honestly, I’m a chilled guy.
Probably just eat food & talk utter shite most the night! - I just like a nice bit of music in the background to relax to & I can talk to anyone into the early hours. "
Sound! I’m up for shite talk! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What would like to do if you came round to my house?
Poke around your personal items. I’m a nosey so and so!"
Fair enough! As long as you kept it all tidy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honestly, I’m a chilled guy.
Probably just eat food & talk utter shite most the night! - I just like a nice bit of music in the background to relax to & I can talk to anyone into the early hours.
Sound! I’m up for shite talk!"
Outside of that - well damn, I’m lost.
I’m the kinda guy that girls have to confide in, I’m a lot of girls best friends.... maybe it’s free counselling for them or I’d like to say a good listener |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gin and The Stranger on Netflix and realise it’s in episode 3 and we only saw the first 5 minutes of episode 1"
I’ve just started watching that. It’s epic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I believe my dear, that you would be copping an eyeful of sordid and corrupt behaviour. And then if you wanted to join in, I may well let ya
P"
You kept that quiet my little sugar plum!
But the feeling (as it so often is with myself and P) is entirely mutual...
B
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gin and The Stranger on Netflix and realise it’s in episode 3 and we only saw the first 5 minutes of episode 1
I’ve just started watching that. It’s epic "
Me too and yes it is. I’ve read the book so I won’t tell you how good it gets |
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Probably a good chin-wag (we could call Hannah who's in the US again) and maybe watch something, or we could do some musical stuff. I have my guitars available and a recording studio on my computer. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We have a lot of catching up to do! So fondue aplenty, gin and finding amusing stuff on fab to giggle over. I can't offer you penis but I'll give you a lift to good penis. "
Sounds perfect
If we can find some rampant penis, I’m prepared to share. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably a good chin-wag (we could call Hannah who's in the US again) and maybe watch something, or we could do some musical stuff. I have my guitars available and a recording studio on my computer."
Oooh! I can sing. This would be amazing craic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a pretty savage Monday at work, so maybe a few gins
Will you be topless?
After a few gins, I’ll be anything you want!
I’m in "
Excellent. See you at about 8? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had a pretty savage Monday at work, so maybe a few gins
Will you be topless?
After a few gins, I’ll be anything you want!
I’m in
Excellent. See you at about 8? "
Perfect.
Topless....cough cough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a pretty savage Monday at work, so maybe a few gins
Will you be topless?
After a few gins, I’ll be anything you want!
I’m in
Excellent. See you at about 8? "
Deal. I’ll bring the gin too. |
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"Probably a good chin-wag (we could call Hannah who's in the US again) and maybe watch something, or we could do some musical stuff. I have my guitars available and a recording studio on my computer.
Oooh! I can sing. This would be amazing craic "
Let's do it! What songs do you want to choose? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably a good chin-wag (we could call Hannah who's in the US again) and maybe watch something, or we could do some musical stuff. I have my guitars available and a recording studio on my computer.
Oooh! I can sing. This would be amazing craic
Let's do it! What songs do you want to choose? "
Anything but classical. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"What would we get up to? "
chalkboard..... showing you what went wrong yesterday!!!
full power point presentation with arrows....
you think gary neville is great on MNF.... nothing on me!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What would we get up to?
chalkboard..... showing you what went wrong yesterday!!!
full power point presentation with arrows....
you think gary neville is great on MNF.... nothing on me!!!! "
Smartarse
If this were to happen, I need you in the Snuggi? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably a good chin-wag (we could call Hannah who's in the US again) and maybe watch something, or we could do some musical stuff. I have my guitars available and a recording studio on my computer.
Oooh! I can sing. This would be amazing craic
Let's do it! What songs do you want to choose?
Anything but classical. "
Can't really sing much classical really. Well, I suppose it's possible, but intoning "Bah bah ba-baaaah!" to a Beethoven backing doesn't really float my boat either...
B |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably a good chin-wag (we could call Hannah who's in the US again) and maybe watch something, or we could do some musical stuff. I have my guitars available and a recording studio on my computer.
Oooh! I can sing. This would be amazing craic
Let's do it! What songs do you want to choose?
Anything but classical.
Can't really sing much classical really. Well, I suppose it's possible, but intoning "Bah bah ba-baaaah!" to a Beethoven backing doesn't really float my boat either...
B"
Wanna duet? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well Boldy, you're in for a treat. Grab your big coat and your fat pants. I'm walking the dog then I need to go Sainsbury's for the cheese and crackers I've been dreaming about all day."
I’m super hungover. Cheese and crackers sound amazing!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Netflix, wine and chill in pjs because that is all I can muster the strength for now today"
Perfect for my hangover.
We can take turns stroking each other’s hair! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd give you boost into the attic (no ladder) to check upon some mouse traps I've been told are up there :/ I heard scratching in the walls the other night |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd give you boost into the attic (no ladder) to check upon some mouse traps I've been told are up there :/ I heard scratching in the walls the other night "
Omg. I’m not going to yours!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably a good chin-wag (we could call Hannah who's in the US again) and maybe watch something, or we could do some musical stuff. I have my guitars available and a recording studio on my computer.
Oooh! I can sing. This would be amazing craic
Let's do it! What songs do you want to choose?
Anything but classical.
Can't really sing much classical really. Well, I suppose it's possible, but intoning "Bah bah ba-baaaah!" to a Beethoven backing doesn't really float my boat either...
B
Wanna duet? "
It would be a tri-et really as P is with me? As has been suggested, something other than classical though, unless it is the classical ecstatic wailing in joy of course...
B |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd give you boost into the attic (no ladder) to check upon some mouse traps I've been told are up there :/ I heard scratching in the walls the other night
Omg. I’m not going to yours!!!!! "
Haha that's what they all say
Once there's some furniture it'll be lovely : D
Maybe a fab housewarming. I may have to get a cat. |
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"Honestly you wouldn't get here unless you have a boat! We are surrounded by flood water. "
T’s brother was trying to figure out a way to get to his GF’s near you then home. Waiting to hear if he was successful!!!
J x |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
chapter 1.... sinckler vs healy... how the ref got the scrum wrong on so many occasion...
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chapter 2.... uncle eddie is an evil genius... playing 3 locks... madness or blue sky thinking....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"chapter 1.... sinckler vs healy... how the ref got the scrum wrong on so many occasion...
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chapter 2.... uncle eddie is an evil genius... playing 3 locks... madness or blue sky thinking....
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Starting to dislike you, Fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be great if you could make it round. I've been let down by the pet sitter and need to get to a model railway convention. I'm ment to be giving the main talk on balsa wood bridges. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get you to change the light bulbs and clean the top shelfs.
I can do that ??
Then the job is yours.
Sweet.. tell me when I’m needed "
I will do.
You will need to provide your own pinny though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get you to change the light bulbs and clean the top shelfs.
I can do that ??
Then the job is yours.
Sweet.. tell me when I’m needed
I will do.
You will need to provide your own pinny though. "
Ok I’ll bring my favourite |
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