Monday Joke Day

By *om Tom 1969 OP Man over a year ago

liverpool

Lets try to brighten each others morning on this horrible Monday morning. I'll start with the following:-

I've just bought a new mobile phone in Wales. Its not a contract phone, but PayAsYouGoGoGoch

By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

And Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar.

The barman looks up and says "it's this some sort of joke?"

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've only just seen this awfully shit joke so I'll share it with you all ...

How do you know the sex of an Ant ??

Put them in water .....

If it sinks it's a girl Ant .

If it floats .......