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over a year ago
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"... the laundry would do itself
... the laundry would iron itself after
... marmite became mandatory in all foods 
add yours!"
that i could get a whole night's sleep
that the cockerels wouldn't start crowing at 2am
and that Mrs stu would cook supper every now and again
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... the laundry would do itself
... the laundry would iron itself after
... marmite became mandatory in all foods
add yours!"
Ha ha ha.... This is a trick question surely?? Apart from the marmite it does lol...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could predict the lottery numbers
I could get my back fixed quicker than predicted
I could hump the wife now and not 6 weeks from now
I could find someone for a daytime meet to take care of her (female) ok guys!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men had a button on the neck to stop them cumming.
Men could breath through there arsehole as well as they can talk.
AND Weekends lasted 3 days
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I am lucky enough to have attained the last point on your list as I only work Mon, Tues & Wed nights.
Some would argue that I'm also capable of the 2nd point lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... the laundry would do itself
... the laundry would iron itself after
... marmite became mandatory in all foods
add yours!"
I wish all the marmite lovers could be locked up and the key thrown away xx |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"... the laundry would do itself
... the laundry would iron itself after
... marmite became mandatory in all foods
add yours!
I wish all the marmite lovers could be locked up and the key thrown away xx "
feeling dom tonite then ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i knew where the traffic warden who booked me tonight lived "
Send a letter in to them denying you were ever there, not your car... Can't be yours. Yours was at home and you can prove it.....
Send it with a digital photo of your car, with added stickers, move the tax disc and change the holder.
Play em at their own game... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"... the laundry would do itself
... the laundry would iron itself after
... marmite became mandatory in all foods
add yours!
I wish all the marmite lovers could be locked up and the key thrown away xx "
Here here! |
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could find an honest, gorgeous guy all of me own 
( yer right)
This dream would end 