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"I'd come but you would have to come shovel the snow out of the driveway first. " I will send a man! | |||
"Bacon butty and a strong tea for me, and then a tunnocks tea cake. " Nice choice, ketchup or HP? | |||
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"I'll have tea with weetabix today. It's just that sorta day "Cold milk or warm? | |||
"Double espresso, let me watch the world go by as I contemplate my next move." On its way | |||
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"I'll have tea with weetabix today. It's just that sorta day
Cold milk or warm?"Either. And sliced banana on top please | |||
"I’ll have a cup,of man up with 2 sugars please "Haha on its way x | |||
"I'll have tea with weetabix today. It's just that sorta day
Cold milk or warm?
Either. And sliced banana on top please "Absolutely x | |||
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"Morning... its my birthday today. How depressing is that? Haha" I forgot to order....please.can I have a strong coffee with one sugar | |||
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"Morning... its my birthday today. How depressing is that? Haha" The good news your bill is on the house though so knock yourself out x | |||
"Morning... its my birthday today. How depressing is that? Haha I forgot to order....please.can I have a strong coffee with one sugar " Of course x and night I say u look stunning on your birthday, 25 today? X | |||
"Black coffee and porridge for me please. Served with a smile.x" Smile is always guaranteed x | |||
"Bacon and a coffee please "Sugar? Sauce? | |||
"Bacon and a coffee please
Sugar? Sauce?"No thank you treacle, I'm sweet and saucy enough | |||
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"Morning, cup of tea and a warm croissant with strawberry jam please x "Good choice grab a seat and chat | |||
"I'd come but you would have to come shovel the snow out of the driveway first. I will send a man!" Please could you send me a man too. There is snow in Leeds today. | |||
"I'd come but you would have to come shovel the snow out of the driveway first. I will send a man! Please could you send me a man too. There is snow in Leeds today. " Of course x | |||
"Bacon butty and a strong tea for me, and then a tunnocks tea cake. " Make that 2 please xx | |||
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"Bacon butty and a strong tea for me, and then a tunnocks tea cake. Make that 2 please xx" Coming right away x | |||
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"Bacon butty and a strong tea for me, and then a tunnocks tea cake. Make that 2 please xx Coming right away x" Thank you kindly xx | |||
"Love to nibble on your tunnocks xxx" Ohhhh i bet you would xx | |||
"I'm happy with just a skinny flat white with an extra shot please. X" I thought you was describing me then! | |||
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"I'm happy with just a skinny flat white with an extra shot please. X I thought you was describing me then! " | |||
"I'm happy with just a skinny flat white with an extra shot please. X" Extra shot of,,,,,?! | |||
"Morning all. Cup of coffee with some cheese on toast would be lovely please OP "A little Worcestershire sauce on the cheese? | |||
"Thick white toast, proper butter and seeded raspberry jam. All washed down with a cup of tea please." Nice choice x doorstep toast dropping with butter home made jam | |||
"I'm happy with just a skinny flat white with an extra shot please. X Extra shot of,,,,,?!" Caffeine  | |||
"Morning all. Cup of coffee with some cheese on toast would be lovely please OP
A little Worcestershire sauce on the cheese?"Ooh make that two! Mmmm | |||
"Morning all. Cup of coffee with some cheese on toast would be lovely please OP
A little Worcestershire sauce on the cheese?"Now that would be very tasty thank you,definitely a tip heading your way! | |||
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"Morning all. Cup of coffee with some cheese on toast would be lovely please OP
A little Worcestershire sauce on the cheese?
Ooh make that two! Mmmm"Too late,your orders in! | |||
"Morning all. Cup of coffee with some cheese on toast would be lovely please OP
A little Worcestershire sauce on the cheese?
Ooh make that two! Mmmm"An exception for u x | |||
"Bacon and egg cob, runny yoke, buttered, HP sauce and a massive mug of tea please.anybody else want one?" On its way | |||
"Bacon and egg cob, runny yoke, buttered, HP sauce and a massive mug of tea please.anybody else want one? On its way" Thank you. I ended up with two slices of black pudding and poached eggs. Weird but wholesome. | |||
