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Anything funny happen on a meet.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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met Tom and we drove to a quiet area. We were sitting in hes car when we heard a helicopter nearby.it was hovering about for a while.tom and me were trying to decide what to do.wether to stay put or go elsewhere.we stayed put,and enjoyed playing together beside the car.good fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had my shoes (they matched) on the wrong feet.
I couldn't understand why I was struggling to walk or even stand until my meet pointed it out to me.
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I suspected you were fake but I never thought for a minute you were actually Diane Abbott |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
I attended a group social with my large shiny helmet in my hand to show off.
Many of the veris mentioned how they'd had a chance to handle it themselves.
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Shame it was only my stormtrooper helmet.  |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I had my shoes (they matched) on the wrong feet.
I couldn't understand why I was struggling to walk or even stand until my meet pointed it out to me.
I suspected you were fake but I never thought for a minute you were actually Diane Abbott"
Like you've never put your boxers on back to front...
anyway, vote Labour on 65th June. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had my shoes (they matched) on the wrong feet.
I couldn't understand why I was struggling to walk or even stand until my meet pointed it out to me.
I suspected you were fake but I never thought for a minute you were actually Diane Abbott
Like you've never put your boxers on back to front...
anyway, vote Labour on 65th June. "
Only when I've wore them for 3 days straight  |
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"We thought the guy had died....
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That must've been a very strange cum face.  "
He shot his load over my boobies then just keeled over was out cold for a couple of minutes met him socially since & he explained he has a full body orgasm when he cums.... |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"We thought the guy had died....
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That must've been a very strange cum face.
He shot his load over my boobies then just keeled over was out cold for a couple of minutes met him socially since & he explained he has a full body orgasm when he cums.... "
Better ask him to sit down first next time.  |
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Not on here but my very first date on POF.
Few years back now. Few messages and this woman invited my over. Started ok and she made a lovely cuppa. Builders tea.
Then started to tell me how rotten all men are, getting quite angry before bursting into tears. Then apologised and asked if I would like to see her breasts. Before I had time to answer as mid sip on the tea, she lifted her top and bra and asked my opinion. Not bad by the way. She then insisted on giving me a BJ. Despite the bizarre circumstances I came pretty quickly ( it had been a while) at which point she started sobbing again claiming us men all rotten (again) and only want one thing. No second date by the way. |
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I was with a girl on a meet and we decided to get a guy to join in, he arrived and was gone within 5 mins, he didnt last past a kiss and her undoing his zip!
Stopped us for about half an hour just because of the laughing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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maid at a very swanky hotel walked in after knocking just once and immediately opening door we had duvet on floor and were in the throws, she got an obvious eyeful went straight out door and was giggling outside i said " we can still hear you out there" we were laughing to mind  |
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"We thought the guy had died....
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That must've been a very strange cum face.
He shot his load over my boobies then just keeled over was out cold for a couple of minutes met him socially since & he explained he has a full body orgasm when he cums....
Better ask him to sit down first next time. "
Lol...good idea  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"We thought the guy had died....
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That must've been a very strange cum face.
He shot his load over my boobies then just keeled over was out cold for a couple of minutes met him socially since & he explained he has a full body orgasm when he cums....
Better ask him to sit down first next time.
Lol...good idea "
Im full of 'em. |
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"I had my shoes (they matched) on the wrong feet.
I couldn't understand why I was struggling to walk or even stand until my meet pointed it out to me.
I suspected you were fake but I never thought for a minute you were actually Diane Abbott"
Bit harsh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah, the funniest thing happened.
Not only did the person not go quiet a day or two before but they actually turned up! Ha! Can you imagine that! Was so funny. |
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