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Theres at least one person prowling in the yard, I can see torchlight. Theres not a lot left to steal or damage (local darlings have looted and systematically wrecked for 4 years now). Police are useless (we cant find the property is the usual excuse). Or do I just think fuck it and stay in bed but worry? |
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"Theres at least one person prowling in the yard, I can see torchlight. Theres not a lot left to steal or damage (local darlings have looted and systematically wrecked for 4 years now). Police are useless (we cant find the property is the usual excuse). Or do I just think fuck it and stay in bed but worry?"
Just open the window, lights on, if that doesnt do owt just shout 'oi you little bastard what you doing?' |
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Just shout hello again.. You take 2 sugars in tea I think. Smile at top window.. Hidden night camera got your picture.
Next time you visit mow lawn first.
Thanks lads |
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Phone police and tell them, once they're on their way, go out and tell the prowlers you've put the kettle on... invite them in, then when their inside run out and lock doors behind you... you're then free to give police guided tour of the neighborhood en route to your house |
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"Phone police and tell them, once they're on their way, go out and tell the prowlers you've put the kettle on... invite them in, then when their inside run out and lock doors behind you... you're then free to give police guided tour of the neighborhood en route to your house "
Sorry sir, we’re going to have to remove your (A)Gent profile name for this absurd suggestion, looks like you thought it through as well  |
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"Jesus that must be horrible  . Don't go out, it's not worth it. Try video them and phone police again? "
Try keep the clips to 30seconds & upload them on here   |
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"Jesus that must be horrible . Don't go out, it's not worth it. Try video them and phone police again?
Try keep the clips to 30seconds & upload them on here "
It's not really appropriate this, is it? |
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"Jesus that must be horrible . Don't go out, it's not worth it. Try video them and phone police again?
Try keep the clips to 30seconds & upload them on here
It's not really appropriate this, is it?"
Seriously?! I’m supposed to take someone who fears for their life but chooses to report it on a swingers site in the first instance with another approach? Come on now!  |
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Lazer pen? Shine at their foreheads and in a Sean Connery accent "Do you have the beasht in your sightsh"
Either that or throw potatoes out of the window and play headshot roulette |
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"Do you live on a farm ?"
Pretty much. The house is a bungalow and the yard shielded by a conifer hedge but I can hear talking, laughing and smashing and can still see flashes of torchlight. Tonight theres at least 3 voices. I cant shout out as I doubt I'd be heard by the fellas and I'd wake my daughter and mum and theyd both freak. I've rang police - dont hold out any hope. |
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"Jesus that must be horrible . Don't go out, it's not worth it. Try video them and phone police again?
Try keep the clips to 30seconds & upload them on here
It's not really appropriate this, is it?
Seriously?! I’m supposed to take someone who fears for their life but chooses to report it on a swingers site in the first instance with another approach? Come on now! "
Excuse me - when did I say I fear for my life?? |
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"Jesus that must be horrible . Don't go out, it's not worth it. Try video them and phone police again?
Try keep the clips to 30seconds & upload them on here
It's not really appropriate this, is it?
Seriously?! I’m supposed to take someone who fears for their life but chooses to report it on a swingers site in the first instance with another approach? Come on now!
Excuse me - when did I say I fear for my life??"
Exactly! My point was it can’t be that serious if you’re here telling us about it.
Let us know when you’ve uploaded the clips |
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"Jesus that must be horrible . Don't go out, it's not worth it. Try video them and phone police again?
Try keep the clips to 30seconds & upload them on here
It's not really appropriate this, is it?
Seriously?! I’m supposed to take someone who fears for their life but chooses to report it on a swingers site in the first instance with another approach? Come on now! "
It was the horn emoji, whatever floats your boat.
Maybe I'm being overly sensitive!
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"Do you live on a farm ?
Pretty much. The house is a bungalow and the yard shielded by a conifer hedge but I can hear talking, laughing and smashing and can still see flashes of torchlight. Tonight theres at least 3 voices. I cant shout out as I doubt I'd be heard by the fellas and I'd wake my daughter and mum and theyd both freak. I've rang police - dont hold out any hope."
Well I hope none of the poor dears hurts himself whilst robbing you. That might mean you would have to call an ambulance which is a big white vehicle with flashing blue lights. You may even have a panic attack because you're frightened. Who knows? |
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"Jesus that must be horrible . Don't go out, it's not worth it. Try video them and phone police again?
Try keep the clips to 30seconds & upload them on here
It's not really appropriate this, is it?
Seriously?! I’m supposed to take someone who fears for their life but chooses to report it on a swingers site in the first instance with another approach? Come on now!
It was the horn emoji, whatever floats your boat.
Maybe I'm being overly sensitive!
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Horn emoji or devil emoji? As in naughty, mischievous & not anything to do with my dick, you assumed I was requesting something sexual...overly sensitive, presumptuous, oblivious are a few words that spring to mind |
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"Jesus that must be horrible . Don't go out, it's not worth it. Try video them and phone police again?
Try keep the clips to 30seconds & upload them on here
It's not really appropriate this, is it?
Seriously?! I’m supposed to take someone who fears for their life but chooses to report it on a swingers site in the first instance with another approach? Come on now!
It was the horn emoji, whatever floats your boat.
Maybe I'm being overly sensitive!
Horn emoji or devil emoji? As in naughty, mischievous & not anything to do with my dick, you assumed I was requesting something sexual...overly sensitive, presumptuous, oblivious are a few words that spring to mind "
Play nice, the lady was only concerned and being kind. |
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"Jesus that must be horrible . Don't go out, it's not worth it. Try video them and phone police again?
Try keep the clips to 30seconds & upload them on here
It's not really appropriate this, is it?
Seriously?! I’m supposed to take someone who fears for their life but chooses to report it on a swingers site in the first instance with another approach? Come on now!
It was the horn emoji, whatever floats your boat.
Maybe I'm being overly sensitive!
Horn emoji or devil emoji? As in naughty, mischievous & not anything to do with my dick, you assumed I was requesting something sexual...overly sensitive, presumptuous, oblivious are a few words that spring to mind "
Yes...you're right I thought you were being insensitive..good to see it's just me then |
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"Jesus that must be horrible . Don't go out, it's not worth it. Try video them and phone police again?
Try keep the clips to 30seconds & upload them on here
It's not really appropriate this, is it?
Seriously?! I’m supposed to take someone who fears for their life but chooses to report it on a swingers site in the first instance with another approach? Come on now!
It was the horn emoji, whatever floats your boat.
Maybe I'm being overly sensitive!
Horn emoji or devil emoji? As in naughty, mischievous & not anything to do with my dick, you assumed I was requesting something sexual...overly sensitive, presumptuous, oblivious are a few words that spring to mind
Play nice, the lady was only concerned and being kind. "
Thanks my lovely x
It's cool |
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nice to see you ladies got each other’s backs on here, even when oblivious to some obvious attention seeking which considering the subject & tone would have been no laughing matter if it was actually true |
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" nice to see you ladies got each other’s backs on here, even when oblivious to some obvious attention seeking which considering the subject & tone would have been no laughing matter if it was actually true "
Except it was true. And it happens fairly regularly. I've called police they dont care. They dont come near the house (I certainly wouldn't have put it on here if that were the case last night, I'd have been out for definite - anyone that close to my mum or Small). |
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