I was rather taken by Starbucks latest television advertisement campaign '#whatsyourname' when I first saw it the other day.
You know the one - the Jemma / James - every name has a story advert.
It got me thinking, and so I thought I'd approach my next Starbucks visit slightly differently when purchasing my daily strong black Americano tipple.
On Friday morning the coffee barista asked; "Your name please?", to which I replied; "Girth, or just GMF for short".
Well, you can imagine what happened next...
Cue screaming tuxedo loving women demanding of selfies and autographs - needless to say, my GMF inked cup of Americano was merely tepid by the time consumption was possible.
What's the story behind your names I wonder?... |
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I used to be known as Sam Malone but the hoards of women flocking around for me got too much so I changed it to bar tender but I got fed up of people messaging me for drinks so I’ve ended up as sam tender and now have a nice steady manageable flow of hot horny clunge. |
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"My real name, I was named after the housekeeper my mum had growing up 
God you’re mums a posh totty"
Nooooo. Not at all. It sounds fancier than it was. We’re common as muck and proud |
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"All through pregnancy my mum was told "it" was a girl, this was her 3rd and final attempt for a daughter so my parents named me @$#/€¥ (that's a bit of a give away  ) so on top of being ginger, thin, bald and quite frankly feckin ugly I'm also stuck with a girls bloody name but at least my initials describe people's reaction when they see me... AGH!!!
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...is it SUSAN? |
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"All through pregnancy my mum was told "it" was a girl, this was her 3rd and final attempt for a daughter so my parents named me @$#/€¥ (that's a bit of a give away ) so on top of being ginger, thin, bald and quite frankly feckin ugly I'm also stuck with a girls bloody name but at least my initials describe people's reaction when they see me... AGH!!!
...is it SUSAN?"
Nobody know where Susan is, shes ace at hide and seek |
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My original name according to my mother was to be the same as a Dynasty character but the vicar refused to allow it stating it would look like a boys name in the register.
I now have the longer version of it |
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Funny story about my real name as it was a quick pick after I was born.
The name my parents had picked before would translate to an English name Kate.
Yes, the doctor was wrong in his diagnosis and my parents in trouble with a bunch of baby girl clothes ready.
Fab name , I think profile read explains enough that connection is what starts the physical touch later . |
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"My real name, I was named after the housekeeper my mum had growing up "
I had always assumed you were named after Jamie the famous walrus who too up residence on the isle of wight? |
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"My real name, I was named after the housekeeper my mum had growing up
I had always assumed you were named after Jamie the famous walrus who too up residence on the isle of wight? "
Interesting theory. I assume Jennie is an ancient seawitch that consumes the flesh of men for sustenance? |
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"My real name, I was named after the housekeeper my mum had growing up
I had always assumed you were named after Jamie the famous walrus who too up residence on the isle of wight?
Interesting theory. I assume Jennie is an ancient seawitch that consumes the flesh of men for sustenance? "
True story.
Not just men though   |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"I was rather taken by Starbucks latest television advertisement campaign '#whatsyourname' when I first saw it the other day.
You know the one - the Jemma / James - every name has a story advert.
It got me thinking, and so I thought I'd approach my next Starbucks visit slightly differently when purchasing my daily strong black Americano tipple.
On Friday morning the coffee barista asked; "Your name please?", to which I replied; "Girth, or just GMF for short".
Well, you can imagine what happened next...
Cue screaming tuxedo loving women demanding of selfies and autographs - needless to say, my GMF inked cup of Americano was merely tepid by the time consumption was possible.
What's the story behind your names I wonder?..."
You make me laugh  x |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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My real name was the name of my parents' doctor's daughter when they lived in Australia and they loved it. They wanted me to have a unisex name because they thought it would serve me well if people couldn't tell my gender on a job application (very progressive for the 70s)
My Fab name stems from me loving all things nature. I really like it and would be happy to be called it in real life. |
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My real name is fairly classy. I guess my parents had the foresight to bestow it upon me as it might be the only class I had.
My Fab name is a mix of my previous Fab ID and a nod to a misogynistic comedy band. |
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My name on here was taken from a track on a Paul McCartney album.
I have 2 middle names which were after my Mum and after her Mum. I'm not sure about my Christian name though   |
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My name is Latin and my second name is Shakespearean ....... My family name is quite rare and can be traced to Denmark, Germany, Ireland ....
I am so posh I don't shout it out and I am very happy in Poundland, Iceland and ASDAland. |
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My mum's Scottish so gave me a Scottish name. My middle name is a family name, so all the girls have it in some form whether as a first or second name.
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"I used to be known as Sam Malone but the hoards of women flocking around for me got too much so I changed it to bar tender but I got fed up of people messaging me for drinks so I’ve ended up as sam tender and now have a nice steady manageable flow of hot horny clunge."
Lol |
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My Username is due to ongoing banter/personal joke from conversation with an awesome Lady on here. The previous one was literally the first thing that popped into my head for the sake of a Username. |
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"All through pregnancy my mum was told "it" was a girl, this was her 3rd and final attempt for a daughter so my parents named me @$#/€¥ (that's a bit of a give away ) so on top of being ginger, thin, bald and quite frankly feckin ugly I'm also stuck with a girls bloody name but at least my initials describe people's reaction when they see me... AGH!!!
...is it SUSAN?
Nobody know where Susan is, shes ace at hide and seek"
Sounds like Jonny cash reference.  |
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"All through pregnancy my mum was told "it" was a girl, this was her 3rd and final attempt for a daughter so my parents named me @$#/€¥ (that's a bit of a give away ) so on top of being ginger, thin, bald and quite frankly feckin ugly I'm also stuck with a girls bloody name but at least my initials describe people's reaction when they see me... AGH!!!
...is it SUSAN?
Nobody know where Susan is, shes ace at hide and seek
Sounds like Jonny cash reference. "
Does it? |
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