Just laid in bed with my friend talking about the time my mum realised she had been singing George Michael’s “Amazing” all wrong with the words ‘I think you’re an asian’
Any other corkers?
I'm your penis, I'm your fire, your desire by Banarama.
Made a bit worse as I sang it at the boys' urinal at Primary school.
Took me a while for me to realise why they were sniggering..
Any other corkers? 
