"The OH buys me some new socks and then has the cheek to ridicule and mock me when I put them on, where's the justice in that "
That's a clear cut case of entrapment.
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)
after reviewing the evidence , we would like to draw your attention to the fact that after we've checked your profile,..... you're missing the legal ramifications mumbo jumbo... so you've got nice legs but not one you can stand on..;-)
Regards
Sydney...