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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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in a nursing home in the dirty laundry room and the smell was horrible that bad it took a while to get going lol anyway I was visiting a family member and this hot nurse working there, one days as I was leaving on the way I walk past a room she come asked for help so went to see what it was she locked the door u know the rest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not exactly the place but more the circumstances - I met a nice young lady and we were busy in her bedroom when I noticed a huge black spider on her wall, I may be over 6 feet tall but I am beyond scared of spiders- but I didn’t want me crying to ruin the moment- so we did every position on the bed possible as the spider moved along the wall and I kept her between me and it |
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"Not exactly the place but more the circumstances - I met a nice young lady and we were busy in her bedroom when I noticed a huge black spider on her wall, I may be over 6 feet tall but I am beyond scared of spiders- but I didn’t want me crying to ruin the moment- so we did every position on the bed possible as the spider moved along the wall and I kept her between me and it "
Don’t blame you fuck that shit lol |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
Swinging can be a risky business; risk from exposure, attack, diseases... So it's only natural that most people have their 'antenna' up, looking for clues, where ever they can find them, to get some kind of understanding as to whether or not someone is a risk. I do it all the time. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Swinging can be a risky business; risk from exposure, attack, diseases... So it's only natural that most people have their 'antenna' up, looking for clues, where ever they can find them, to get some kind of understanding as to whether or not someone is a risk. I do it all the time."
Ooooops, this comment was meant for another thread - Sorry, I should learn to concentrate! It is late though; that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
Went to a meet, where it was going to be around 10 guys to 2 ladies.
Arrived at the house, welcomed in & was shown through to a back room where I could leave my clothes etc, before moving through to the main room where the fun was to be.
Only realised, in the dingy lighting in that old house, I was sticking to the floor! Thought it would be better elsewhere, but I soon found it was equally grimy, dusty, and no surfaces were clean.
The main room bed was filthy too.
I made my excuses and left quickly! |
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Bridlington beach one summer night many years ago after meeting a girl in a nightclub and going for a walk down there with her at kicking out time. All was going well, we were fucking away thinking we were nicely secluded, when all of a sudden all this liquid was splashing us, looked up and some guy was pissing off the sea wall onto us!  |
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I don't think this counts, but I went to Center Parcs when I was about 12 and spent the whole time in the pool and on the rapids. I would often time how long I could sit at the bottom of the pool, and on one occasion a couple turned up (with toddler in a rubber ring) and decided to have a sneaky session almost right above me. Cornered too, there was nowhere to go but up, which would have been awkward to say the least. So I had to stay sat under water until they moved away. |
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By *inman73Couple
over a year ago
Manchester |
My worst was a guy that I liked and had at a club, he called me up sometime after asking if he could pick me up for a shag, only he took me to a remote spot and we had sex in the back of his van, I couldn't help feeling that his van was kitted out for just this one thing, carpet and lighting! like his mum would not approve of him bring girls home, I never hooked up again with him. |
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"My worst was a guy that I liked and had at a club, he called me up sometime after asking if he could pick me up for a shag, only he took me to a remote spot and we had sex in the back of his van, I couldn't help feeling that his van was kitted out for just this one thing, carpet and lighting! like his mum would not approve of him bring girls home, I never hooked up again with him. "
Carpet and lights in the back of his van, wtaf!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not us, but I, P once had sex on top of a dog poo.
Completely bu accident I must add. The park was dark
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At least you didn't step in it  "
I fucking laid in the bastard thing 
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By *inman73Couple
over a year ago
Manchester |
"My worst was a guy that I liked and had at a club, he called me up sometime after asking if he could pick me up for a shag, only he took me to a remote spot and we had sex in the back of his van, I couldn't help feeling that his van was kitted out for just this one thing, carpet and lighting! like his mum would not approve of him bring girls home, I never hooked up again with him.
Carpet and lights in the back of his van, wtaf! "
I can only wonder how many he had in his pimped out van? he was a good fuck all the same. x |
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"My worst was a guy that I liked and had at a club, he called me up sometime after asking if he could pick me up for a shag, only he took me to a remote spot and we had sex in the back of his van, I couldn't help feeling that his van was kitted out for just this one thing, carpet and lighting! like his mum would not approve of him bring girls home, I never hooked up again with him.
Carpet and lights in the back of his van, wtaf! I can only wonder how many he had in his pimped out van? he was a good fuck all the same. x"
Wonder if he ever hoovered it
And to think I waste money on hotels! |
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By *inman73Couple
over a year ago
Manchester |
"My worst was a guy that I liked and had at a club, he called me up sometime after asking if he could pick me up for a shag, only he took me to a remote spot and we had sex in the back of his van, I couldn't help feeling that his van was kitted out for just this one thing, carpet and lighting! like his mum would not approve of him bring girls home, I never hooked up again with him.
Carpet and lights in the back of his van, wtaf! I can only wonder how many he had in his pimped out van? he was a good fuck all the same. x
Wonder if he ever hoovered it
And to think I waste money on hotels! "
My first and last time in a van.
Cheap and tacky, and I'm sure the cameras picked us up have a smoke naked at the back doors. |
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In Watford can't remember if it was the travel lodge or Premier Inn but the room window was opposite a multistorey car park and the bed was that bad it sank so bad in the middle worst bed I've ever been on |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
in the woods by a river girls fantasy to be tied to a tree and used got nakid tied up start getting down to business swarms of midges crawling all over us getting bitten to death had to pack up and move on learned a lesson that night |
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By *antrelWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham/Cardiff |
"Not exactly the place but more the circumstances - I met a nice young lady and we were busy in her bedroom when I noticed a huge black spider on her wall, I may be over 6 feet tall but I am beyond scared of spiders- but I didn’t want me crying to ruin the moment- so we did every position on the bed possible as the spider moved along the wall and I kept her between me and it "
This really tickled me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The worst place is probably the Gyle shopping centre car park. It was dark and in my old car. Still can't quite believe what we did but etched in our memory years on.
The act itself was not bad at all. Just the scenario incredibly risky and not something I'd repeat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The beach. Some places you just shouldn’t get sand "
Oh I loved it. Doggy style, looking out to sea.
He said after, the part of me that turned him on the most wasn’t my suntanned body but rather my sandy feet and ankle chain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a rather cluttered dirty house with a couple who smoked non stop. The sex was good though,only reason that I went back again a couple of months later lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not exactly the place but more the circumstances - I met a nice young lady and we were busy in her bedroom when I noticed a huge black spider on her wall, I may be over 6 feet tall but I am beyond scared of spiders- but I didn’t want me crying to ruin the moment- so we did every position on the bed possible as the spider moved along the wall and I kept her between me and it "
This is gold! Hahaha you poor thing! Mrs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's not the worst as in shithole but couldn't help myself making my ex squirt in her sisters bed.
The worst place was probably that carpark lift in city centre. Think its near blackdog ballroom but not been into town for a while so not 100% sure where everything is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The beach. Some places you just shouldn’t get sand
I'll second this! I lived on a beach for a while whilst travelling when I was younger .. Sandy cracks n crevices ugh ! "
We love sex at the beach but in the water (and not in the UK yuk) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The beach. Some places you just shouldn’t get sand "
I thought this thread was familiar. I was going to comment and say the beach.
The UNLOS person that wrote this was is fabulous btw |
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"Mens toilets on a campsite in Cornwall, many moons ago!
Jo.Xx
 I thought that was alright!
For me it was in the woods! I was panicking too much
D."
Oh yes! 
That was a little panicky!
Was horny though. 
Jo.Xx |
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