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over a year ago
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"Been drinking sir?" the policeman asked.
"I had 1 earlier, that was it," I replied.
"I think you've had more than 1 sir. Would you step out of the van please."
"Why?" I asked.
"Because the Postman Pat ride isn't really designed for adults and there's kids waiting for their go!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I said to the butcher
Do you do whale meat?
He said yes
So I said can I have 2lb please and can you throw the head in for the cat 
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