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"I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated  "
Just the one? You’re very fortunate! 
I found my first grey pube the other day. Whipped the bugger out with tweezers faster than you could say ‘ow fuck that hurt more than expected!’  |
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"I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated
Just the one? You’re very fortunate!
I found my first grey pube the other day. Whipped the bugger out with tweezers faster than you could say ‘ow fuck that hurt more than expected!’ "
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"I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated
Laughter line not wrinkles, that’s what I tell myself anyway  "
Yes! I like that. I did however rush to boots and buy something. It’s still there though. I’m asking for a refund!! |
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"I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated
Laughter line not wrinkles, that’s what I tell myself anyway
Yes! I like that. I did however rush to boots and buy something. It’s still there though. I’m asking for a refund!! "
Let them come.... I’ve had my thoroughfares for about 20 years |
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"Take a picture in the wind and realise that’s not sunshine lightening your hair but the grey underneath, time for dye
Dye shall never touch this head  "
Is this a bit like when you said. “I’m not buying glasses I’m too young?” |
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"Take a picture in the wind and realise that’s not sunshine lightening your hair but the grey underneath, time for dye
Dye shall never touch this head "
I said that, grow old gracefully etc but now I might be changing my mind |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
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"Take a picture in the wind and realise that’s not sunshine lightening your hair but the grey underneath, time for dye
Dye shall never touch this head
Is this a bit like when you said. “I’m not buying glasses I’m too young?” "
They're only used to make reading easier Been told I make a sexy Clarke Kent |
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"Take a picture in the wind and realise that’s not sunshine lightening your hair but the grey underneath, time for dye
Dye shall never touch this head
Is this a bit like when you said. “I’m not buying glasses I’m too young?”
They're only used to make reading easier Been told I make a sexy Clarke Kent "
You do a bit. |
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"A silver fox when you cut your hair and you see more clumps of white / grey than brown! 
What other changes do you notice about yourself over time?  "
Surprising less beer belly! And more toned arms and generally feeling sexier  celebrated with a new profile pic among other things |
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"I found a wrinkle the other day. I think I told you. I was devastated
Botox it’s the future! I need mine redoing!
Oh god no. That involves needles!
And poison "
I’ll stick to my boots no 7 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That I’d rather stay in and watch midsommer murders than go out on a Friday night "
I really cant be bothered to go out on the town anymore.
I'd much rather go out for a meal and drinks ( at lunchtime ) or just stay at home in PJ's
I'm officially ancient
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My Scrotum hangs lower than it used to
I can polish floors with mine 
Same with my boobs. I feel your pain
Splinters are a bitch
Hell yes!"
Not quite at the floor polishing stage yet but have to be very careful when going up stairs |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I live a silver fox!
I can’t handle two nights out on a row anymore "
Used to be able to go out clubbing on consecutive nights and go to work on only 3 nights sleep in my 20's. Fat chance of that now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My Scrotum hangs lower than it used to
You mean it gets droopy?? "
No with old age the elasticity of my ball bag is wearing out and now heading south....next time you look at a naked 75 year old lady pay particular attention to her boobs...now imagine that's my nut sack.... |
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"My Scrotum hangs lower than it used to
You mean it gets droopy??
No with old age the elasticity of my ball bag is wearing out and now heading south....next time you look at a naked 75 year old lady pay particular attention to her boobs...now imagine that's my nut sack.... "
Noooooo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That my sex drive gets higher.
Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable
This too...coupled with far fewer hang-ups and inhibitions than when I was younger  "
Yes definitely that too! |
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"That my sex drive gets higher.
Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable
This too...coupled with far fewer hang-ups and inhibitions than when I was younger
Yes definitely that too! "
I am more confident now than I used to be, but that's not difficult. Still needs some work |
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"That my sex drive gets higher.
Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable
This too...coupled with far fewer hang-ups and inhibitions than when I was younger
Yes definitely that too!
I am more confident now than I used to be, but that's not difficult. Still needs some work "
You certainly have a lovely figure! x |
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"That my sex drive gets higher.
Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable
This too...coupled with far fewer hang-ups and inhibitions than when I was younger
Yes definitely that too!
I am more confident now than I used to be, but that's not difficult. Still needs some work
You certainly have a lovely figure! x "
In a corset Nora. Thank you. I would love legs like yours. Stunning profile pic
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"When I look in the mirror and I don’t recognise the woman I see the one I’m looking at is older than I am inside "
This 
But no need for the sadness , break the mirror and only look and listen to the one inside
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"A silver fox when you cut your hair and you see more clumps of white / grey than brown!
What other changes do you notice about yourself over time? "
I've just turned 40 and noticed my nostril hair has grown more in the last 4 months than in the last 40 years. I fail to understand why I'm going to need so much nasal hair and why my body has decided now is the time for it to happen.
Also.
One random long hair on my forehead that wasn't there the day before |
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"That my sex drive gets higher.
Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable
The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods "
Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way! |
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"That my sex drive gets higher.
Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable
The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods
Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way! "
Fuck. Lock up your sons and daughters (who are, err, legal) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That my sex drive gets higher.
Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable
This too...coupled with far fewer hang-ups and inhibitions than when I was younger
Yes definitely that too!
I am more confident now than I used to be, but that's not difficult. Still needs some work
You certainly have a lovely figure! x
In a corset Nora. Thank you. I would love legs like yours. Stunning profile pic
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Thank you. You can have some of them! Always wished they were shorter x |
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"That my sex drive gets higher.
Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable
The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods
Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way!
Fuck. Lock up your sons and daughters (who are, err, legal) "
And fathers and grandads! |
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"That my sex drive gets higher.
Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable
The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods
Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way! "
I think that’s something the youngsters say as the thought of us having sex is eww |
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"That my sex drive gets higher.
Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable
The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods
Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way!
Fuck. Lock up your sons and daughters (who are, err, legal)
And fathers and grandads! "
Don’t forget the brothers and uncles |
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"That my sex drive gets higher.
Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable
The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods
Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way!
Fuck. Lock up your sons and daughters (who are, err, legal)
And fathers and grandads! "
Yeah, the parents, grandparents, and those who didn't reproduce are in more trouble |
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"That my sex drive gets higher.
Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable
The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods
Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way!
I think that’s something the youngsters say as the thought of us having sex is eww "
Haha yeah. My mum and dad don’t though! |
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"A silver fox when you cut your hair and you see more clumps of white / grey than brown!
What other changes do you notice about yourself over time?
When you spunk and only dust comes out! "
You need to keep hydrated |
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"That my sex drive gets higher.
Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable
The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods
Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way!
I think that’s something the youngsters say as the thought of us having sex is eww
Haha yeah. My mum and dad don’t though! "
Oh no they definitely don’t |
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"That my sex drive gets higher.
Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable
The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods
Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way!
I think that’s something the youngsters say as the thought of us having sex is eww
Haha yeah. My mum and dad don’t though! "
My dad has started telling me in the last few years where my parents were when I was conceived.
I could have figured it out, and I'm theoretically aware it must have happened, but like, let's not discuss this.
I'm sort of like *Swing's brain short circuits and censors* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That my sex drive gets higher.
Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable
The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods
Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way!
I think that’s something the youngsters say as the thought of us having sex is eww
Haha yeah. My mum and dad don’t though!
My dad has started telling me in the last few years where my parents were when I was conceived.
I could have figured it out, and I'm theoretically aware it must have happened, but like, let's not discuss this.
I'm sort of like *Swing's brain short circuits and censors*"
Haha. I know I was an accident lol. Best mistake he ever made though he says |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
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Where to start!!
Sex drive through the roof.
Less fucks given about what people think of me.
Skin tone becoming softer, more sensual.
A sense of relief in myself.
More compassion for others.
Whiskers ffs.
All of a sudden I run!
3 grey hairs.
Younger men are suddenly more interested.
Squooshy tummy from having babies.
Laughter lines showing the laughs.
I appreciate life with all of its ups and downs more.
So so so glad to be single.
Boobs also squooshy due to much breastfeeding.
Some good, some challenging, some liberating....same as ever really, but I'm more at peace with it all.
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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Where to start!!
Sex drive through the roof.
Less fucks given about what people think of me.
Skin tone becoming softer, more sensual.
A sense of relief in myself.
More compassion for others.
Whiskers ffs.
All of a sudden I run!
3 grey hairs.
Younger men are suddenly more interested.
Squooshy tummy from having babies.
Laughter lines showing the laughs.
I appreciate life with all of its ups and downs more.
So so so glad to be single.
Boobs also squooshy due to much breastfeeding.
Some good, some challenging, some liberating....same as ever really, but I'm more at peace with it all.
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One of tonight's best posts |
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"That my sex drive gets higher.
Mine too. It’s almost uncontrollable
The last 5 years hit another level and still climbing... poor sods
Yes! I thought it was supposed to go the other way!
I think that’s something the youngsters say as the thought of us having sex is eww
Haha yeah. My mum and dad don’t though!
My dad has started telling me in the last few years where my parents were when I was conceived.
I could have figured it out, and I'm theoretically aware it must have happened, but like, let's not discuss this.
I'm sort of like *Swing's brain short circuits and censors*
Haha. I know I was an accident lol. Best mistake he ever made though he says "
"In 1985 when we thought of you in (place)..."
"Dad. No. Stop." |
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40 this year and although I've only noticed one grey hair in my beard, my receding hairline is a constant reminder that imma lose it all by the time I'm 50. I'm also creaking a little more in the mornings before I've stretched. Think I probably need a full service at this point. |
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