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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...Getting ready for a meet or event? It just occurred to me as P is running around me panicking as we're due to set off for a party in 4 hours, how much prep time actually goes into it, disregarding buying clothes, underwear, condoms and other supplies equipment, how long would you spend on washing/grooming/dressing/etc?
Personally my quickest time is probably half an hour for a spur of the moment meet years ago, but I'd say I'd be comfortable having 2 hours to fully get ready. P probably needs between 6 and 8 hours, the main difference being hair obviously!
What about everyone else?
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Don't understand how some of you can do it so bloody quickly! 
See I keep on top of my grooming, but even being a bloke I need to freshly cut nails, make sure there's no sharp edges, trim and edge facial hair, brush teeth and use stain remover/floss, freshly shave body, pubic edging, veet, shower of course, moisturise, scents, dress, make sure I've got all the right supplies and scarper!
How the hell anyone could fit that into 10 minutes for example I have no idea! 
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If it's a friend (one I'm super comfortable with and am not making any fuss for - you know I like you if I show up with no makeup!) half an hour.
If you're seeing the fussier version, 2-3 hours (although some of that is earlier prep work). |
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"Don't understand how some of you can do it so bloody quickly!
See I keep on top of my grooming, but even being a bloke I need to freshly cut nails, make sure there's no sharp edges, trim and edge facial hair, brush teeth and use stain remover/floss, freshly shave body, pubic edging, veet, shower of course, moisturise, scents, dress, make sure I've got all the right supplies and scarper!
How the hell anyone could fit that into 10 minutes for example I have no idea!
B"
And that's not counting things like getting a haircut which I often do the day before to save time (unless I happen to have had one in the last week or such)
P'd list is astronomical, but her hair will take over 3 hours alone AFTER SHOWERING just to dry and style? Though tbf she can sit on it and it's probably thick enough to do a Rapunzel with too?
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"An hour or so should do it for me.
Nothing is going to disguise my obnoxious personality so appearance isn’t quite so critical  "
I actually like the fuss now, but I'll admit I started to make up for my apparently glaring inadequacies. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"...Getting ready for a meet or event? It just occurred to me as P is running around me panicking as we're due to set off for a party in 4 hours, how much prep time actually goes into it, disregarding buying clothes, underwear, condoms and other supplies equipment, how long would you spend on washing/grooming/dressing/etc?
Personally my quickest time is probably half an hour for a spur of the moment meet years ago, but I'd say I'd be comfortable having 2 hours to fully get ready. P probably needs between 6 and 8 hours, the main difference being hair obviously!
What about everyone else?
B"
Oh it's tonight! I hope you both have a fucking amazing night, I'm excited to hear how it goes. 
In terms of getting ready, normally about a hour plus the hour at the hairdresser. If I'm going full out I make a proper occasion of it and listen to music and bop about so a few hours. |
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Assuming I'd already showered I could be ready to see a friend in 15 minutes.
But I enjoy all the prep if I'm going somewhere smarter, on a date, to a club. Probably two hours tops though (including shower, nails etc) - with a drink and some music to keep me company! |
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"I start getting ready the day before .... fake tan as im naturally the colour of milk. Nails etc
on the day probably 4 hours shower, hair, make up etc"
Yes, if I've been wearing trousers/ not meeting much I start with a defuzz the night before  Otherwise/ also exfoliate and time my body moisturising to the night before |
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over a year ago
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2 hours if i am washing my hair. And have already packed So half an hour to wash shave bits. My hair to dry and style takes about a hour and then 30 mins for makeup and to put clothes on. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...Getting ready for a meet or event? It just occurred to me as P is running around me panicking as we're due to set off for a party in 4 hours, how much prep time actually goes into it, disregarding buying clothes, underwear, condoms and other supplies equipment, how long would you spend on washing/grooming/dressing/etc?
Personally my quickest time is probably half an hour for a spur of the moment meet years ago, but I'd say I'd be comfortable having 2 hours to fully get ready. P probably needs between 6 and 8 hours, the main difference being hair obviously!
What about everyone else?
B
Oh it's tonight! I hope you both have a fucking amazing night, I'm excited to hear how it goes.
In terms of getting ready, normally about a hour plus the hour at the hairdresser. If I'm going full out I make a proper occasion of it and listen to music and bop about so a few hours."
Aw, cheers Melificent! So do we, we will of course let you know all about it afterwards. 
Still can't believe how rapid some are tbf...And yes, so get the tunes! Any build up needs a soundtrack! 
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This thread just highlights how I'm really not very good at this 'being a girl' thing!
I'll shower, shave, dry my hair, dress and stick a very small amount of makeup on. That's pretty much it. 30-40 mins max. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I can probably do it an hour. Shower hair wash make up etc. Probably less. Everything else is always done anyway. Nails/toes /waxing etc. I do that for me not people I meet. Ideally though I’d allow 2 hours, I hate rushing! |
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"Don't understand how some of you can do it so bloody quickly!
See I keep on top of my grooming, but even being a bloke I need to freshly cut nails, make sure there's no sharp edges, trim and edge facial hair, brush teeth and use stain remover/floss, freshly shave body, pubic edging, veet, shower of course, moisturise, scents, dress, make sure I've got all the right supplies and scarper!
How the hell anyone could fit that into 10 minutes for example I have no idea!
B
And that's not counting things like getting a haircut which I often do the day before to save time (unless I happen to have had one in the last week or such)
P'd list is astronomical, but her hair will take over 3 hours alone AFTER SHOWERING just to dry and style? Though tbf she can sit on it and it's probably thick enough to do a Rapunzel with too?
B"
P has amazing hair
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3 hours max.
Bathing , de fuzzing, drying hair, sorting out clothes , changing mind about clothes, putting on make up, finally getting dressed, checking money, bag, purse, cash card , addresses, travel arrangements etc ...... texting......
Yep .... 3 hours.
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I don't colour my hair on the same day as a meet, otherwise I would need ages.
I ideally like 2 hours for a club night or meet, so I have time to shave everywhere I want to and decide what to wear.
I can get ready for a night out in under an hour, if I already have an outfit planned.
Hubby needs about 30mins from start to finish. |
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"This thread just highlights how I'm really not very good at this 'being a girl' thing!
I'll shower, shave, dry my hair, dress and stick a very small amount of makeup on. That's pretty much it. 30-40 mins max."
I'm bloody ridiculous about makeup. Don't be like me |
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It all depends on the type of meet. But I always make an effort to look my best. P’s me off when meeting a single guy and he tips up looking scruffy thinking he’s got a big cock so that’s all that matters. |
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"This thread just highlights how I'm really not very good at this 'being a girl' thing!
I'll shower, shave, dry my hair, dress and stick a very small amount of makeup on. That's pretty much it. 30-40 mins max.
I'm bloody ridiculous about makeup. Don't be like me "
Putting on makeup is what takes a fair chunk of the time. I don't wear it regularly, so make mistakes and don't do it quickly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't understand how some of you can do it so bloody quickly!
See I keep on top of my grooming, but even being a bloke I need to freshly cut nails, make sure there's no sharp edges, trim and edge facial hair, brush teeth and use stain remover/floss, freshly shave body, pubic edging, veet, shower of course, moisturise, scents, dress, make sure I've got all the right supplies and scarper!
How the hell anyone could fit that into 10 minutes for example I have no idea!
B
And that's not counting things like getting a haircut which I often do the day before to save time (unless I happen to have had one in the last week or such)
P'd list is astronomical, but her hair will take over 3 hours alone AFTER SHOWERING just to dry and style? Though tbf she can sit on it and it's probably thick enough to do a Rapunzel with too?
B
P has amazing hair
J x"
Aw, thanks J! I certainly appreciate it..
P would thank you in person,but she's yet to see this thread as she brustles busily about!
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"This thread just highlights how I'm really not very good at this 'being a girl' thing!
I'll shower, shave, dry my hair, dress and stick a very small amount of makeup on. That's pretty much it. 30-40 mins max.
I'm bloody ridiculous about makeup. Don't be like me
Putting on makeup is what takes a fair chunk of the time. I don't wear it regularly, so make mistakes and don't do it quickly. "
I do it slowly because I enjoy the art of it. I know no one else bloody notices |
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"Don't understand how some of you can do it so bloody quickly!
See I keep on top of my grooming, but even being a bloke I need to freshly cut nails, make sure there's no sharp edges, trim and edge facial hair, brush teeth and use stain remover/floss, freshly shave body, pubic edging, veet, shower of course, moisturise, scents, dress, make sure I've got all the right supplies and scarper!
How the hell anyone could fit that into 10 minutes for example I have no idea!
B
And that's not counting things like getting a haircut which I often do the day before to save time (unless I happen to have had one in the last week or such)
P'd list is astronomical, but her hair will take over 3 hours alone AFTER SHOWERING just to dry and style? Though tbf she can sit on it and it's probably thick enough to do a Rapunzel with too?
B
P has amazing hair
J x
Aw, thanks J! I certainly appreciate it..
P would thank you in person,but she's yet to see this thread as she brustles busily about!
B"
Tell her she’s got 5 minutes before you need to leave
Then please, please delete this post or we’re both dead |
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"Don't understand how some of you can do it so bloody quickly!
See I keep on top of my grooming, but even being a bloke I need to freshly cut nails, make sure there's no sharp edges, trim and edge facial hair, brush teeth and use stain remover/floss, freshly shave body, pubic edging, veet, shower of course, moisturise, scents, dress, make sure I've got all the right supplies and scarper!
How the hell anyone could fit that into 10 minutes for example I have no idea!
B"
You sound delicious B! Wanna head this way ... have a great night you two! |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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It depends on where I am and what I have been doing before hand
So today I was in London and travelling to manchetser. As soon as I go to hotel - sorted out play kit in to bag and now chilling then I will grab a shower and get dressed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...Getting ready for a meet or event? It just occurred to me as P is running around me panicking as we're due to set off for a party in 4 hours, how much prep time actually goes into it, disregarding buying clothes, underwear, condoms and other supplies equipment, how long would you spend on washing/grooming/dressing/etc?
Personally my quickest time is probably half an hour for a spur of the moment meet years ago, but I'd say I'd be comfortable having 2 hours to fully get ready. P probably needs between 6 and 8 hours, the main difference being hair obviously!
What about everyone else?
B
Oh it's tonight! I hope you both have a fucking amazing night, I'm excited to hear how it goes.
In terms of getting ready, normally about a hour plus the hour at the hairdresser. If I'm going full out I make a proper occasion of it and listen to music and bop about so a few hours."
Are you including the part where people come and bother you in your time? Because I can guarantee it's longer than an hour if you are lol  xxx |
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"...Getting ready for a meet or event? It just occurred to me as P is running around me panicking as we're due to set off for a party in 4 hours, how much prep time actually goes into it, disregarding buying clothes, underwear, condoms and other supplies equipment, how long would you spend on washing/grooming/dressing/etc?
Personally my quickest time is probably half an hour for a spur of the moment meet years ago, but I'd say I'd be comfortable having 2 hours to fully get ready. P probably needs between 6 and 8 hours, the main difference being hair obviously!
What about everyone else?
B"
Takes me an hour or so if my hair doesn’t need washing - up to two hours if it does. I also have really long hair - but once it’s washed I tend to leave it and don’t mess with it much!
Enjoy your party ops. |
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"This thread just highlights how I'm really not very good at this 'being a girl' thing!
I'll shower, shave, dry my hair, dress and stick a very small amount of makeup on. That's pretty much it. 30-40 mins max.
I'm bloody ridiculous about makeup. Don't be like me "
I wouldn't know where to start! Nude eyeshadow, mascara, concealer and maybe lip gloss...that's as much as I do! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...Getting ready for a meet or event? It just occurred to me as P is running around me panicking as we're due to set off for a party in 4 hours, how much prep time actually goes into it, disregarding buying clothes, underwear, condoms and other supplies equipment, how long would you spend on washing/grooming/dressing/etc?
Personally my quickest time is probably half an hour for a spur of the moment meet years ago, but I'd say I'd be comfortable having 2 hours to fully get ready. P probably needs between 6 and 8 hours, the main difference being hair obviously!
What about everyone else?
B"
Ah. That isn't where I expected the question to go  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I would like about 3 hours to get everything done. In reality I get about 2 hours and feel rushed, and I have no hair to deal with, it's all about the bath and makeup! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Well I'm ready first and the bathroom has been free for a while. That's all that matters in the end.
To be fair I had my first shower this morning to hair wash, then I veeted my lower half. See, if I was to get waxed then getting ready would take far less time, but I don't. I want to be the silkiest of silky smooth so I let myself Chewbacca up for a fair few days (this time has been a week so my legs and toes were mega hairy. Imagine a Hungarian Puli. Google it (breed of dog)
I have super thick hair, it's like having 2 normal peoples hair, seriously if I have my hair in pig tails it's the equivalent to the average ladies full head pony tail. So yeah the end result may be mint, but it takes some drying!
So I have at least 2 showers. One for head hair, and one closer to the time for body hair and butt hole surgery, erm, cleaning. I do like to leave a window in case I react badly to the shower gel or veet. I have sensitive skin.
Then make up and all that shiz which doesn't take too long. But again, I allow for cock ups and having to start over.
I just don't like being late, it grieves me and I think it's rude.
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"Don't understand how some of you can do it so bloody quickly!
See I keep on top of my grooming, but even being a bloke I need to freshly cut nails, make sure there's no sharp edges, trim and edge facial hair, brush teeth and use stain remover/floss, freshly shave body, pubic edging, veet, shower of course, moisturise, scents, dress, make sure I've got all the right supplies and scarper!
How the hell anyone could fit that into 10 minutes for example I have no idea!
B
And that's not counting things like getting a haircut which I often do the day before to save time (unless I happen to have had one in the last week or such)
P'd list is astronomical, but her hair will take over 3 hours alone AFTER SHOWERING just to dry and style? Though tbf she can sit on it and it's probably thick enough to do a Rapunzel with too?
B
P has amazing hair
J x
Aw, thanks J! I certainly appreciate it..
P would thank you in person,but she's yet to see this thread as she brustles busily about!
B
Tell her she’s got 5 minutes before you need to leave
Then please, please delete this post or we’re both dead"
*gets poison dart locked n loaded*
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"Well I'm ready first and the bathroom has been free for a while. That's all that matters in the end.
To be fair I had my first shower this morning to hair wash, then I veeted my lower half. See, if I was to get waxed then getting ready would take far less time, but I don't. I want to be the silkiest of silky smooth so I let myself Chewbacca up for a fair few days (this time has been a week so my legs and toes were mega hairy. Imagine a Hungarian Puli. Google it (breed of dog)
I have super thick hair, it's like having 2 normal peoples hair, seriously if I have my hair in pig tails it's the equivalent to the average ladies full head pony tail. So yeah the end result may be mint, but it takes some drying!
So I have at least 2 showers. One for head hair, and one closer to the time for body hair and butt hole surgery, erm, cleaning. I do like to leave a window in case I react badly to the shower gel or veet. I have sensitive skin.
Then make up and all that shiz which doesn't take too long. But again, I allow for cock ups and having to start over.
I just don't like being late, it grieves me and I think it's rude.
P"
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"Well I'm ready first and the bathroom has been free for a while. That's all that matters in the end.
To be fair I had my first shower this morning to hair wash, then I veeted my lower half. See, if I was to get waxed then getting ready would take far less time, but I don't. I want to be the silkiest of silky smooth so I let myself Chewbacca up for a fair few days (this time has been a week so my legs and toes were mega hairy. Imagine a Hungarian Puli. Google it (breed of dog)
I have super thick hair, it's like having 2 normal peoples hair, seriously if I have my hair in pig tails it's the equivalent to the average ladies full head pony tail. So yeah the end result may be mint, but it takes some drying!
So I have at least 2 showers. One for head hair, and one closer to the time for body hair and butt hole surgery, erm, cleaning. I do like to leave a window in case I react badly to the shower gel or veet. I have sensitive skin.
Then make up and all that shiz which doesn't take too long. But again, I allow for cock ups and having to start over.
I just don't like being late, it grieves me and I think it's rude.
P
Bet you look bootifool"
Bernard Matthews my darling
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"I really hope men read this thread and go wow. Maybe I should stop bitching about having to take 10 minutes to shave my balls. "
Never bitched about that in my life . I've also never needed 10 minutes to shave my balls... |
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"I really hope men read this thread and go wow. Maybe I should stop bitching about having to take 10 minutes to shave my balls.
Never bitched about that in my life . I've also never needed 10 minutes to shave my balls..."
I honestly have no idea how long it takes to shave balls. Just thought ten minutes sounded good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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2/3 hours at least for a regular meet with Sir, shave, shower, moisturise, hair done, make up then dressed. Hate rushing and like to be specific for inspection |
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"I really hope men read this thread and go wow. Maybe I should stop bitching about having to take 10 minutes to shave my balls.
Never bitched about that in my life . I've also never needed 10 minutes to shave my balls...
I honestly have no idea how long it takes to shave balls. Just thought ten minutes sounded good. "
Mmm, would that be an even 5 minutes per ball or maybe a 7/3 split if one ball is bigger than the other, I wonder ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really hope men read this thread and go wow. Maybe I should stop bitching about having to take 10 minutes to shave my balls.
Never bitched about that in my life . I've also never needed 10 minutes to shave my balls...
I honestly have no idea how long it takes to shave balls. Just thought ten minutes sounded good.
Mmm, would that be an even 5 minutes per ball or maybe a 7/3 split if one ball is bigger than the other, I wonder ? "
Lol. High five sista. |
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By *eliWoman
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"Oh it's tonight! I hope you both have a fucking amazing night, I'm excited to hear how it goes.
In terms of getting ready, normally about a hour plus the hour at the hairdresser. If I'm going full out I make a proper occasion of it and listen to music and bop about so a few hours.
Are you including the part where people come and bother you in your time? Because I can guarantee it's longer than an hour if you are lol xxx"
How could I forget that? Add an extra ten minutes on (I'm being generous). xx |
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"Oh it's tonight! I hope you both have a fucking amazing night, I'm excited to hear how it goes.
In terms of getting ready, normally about a hour plus the hour at the hairdresser. If I'm going full out I make a proper occasion of it and listen to music and bop about so a few hours.
Are you including the part where people come and bother you in your time? Because I can guarantee it's longer than an hour if you are lol xxx
How could I forget that? Add an extra ten minutes on (I'm being generous). xx"
Yeah! I was gonna say, you flatter me with 10 minutes  xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Especially for a first time meeting I take bloody ages. I'll have been doing bits and bobs all week before - eyebrow threading/tinting, nails, nairing, exfoliating/moisturising etc and then pretty much all day beforehand getting actually ready. I like it though, getting ready is part of the fun. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I heard you were slow getting your ass in gear B.  "
I was spruced and ready for the arrival of our pick up, even had time for a couple of pics beforehand? So one shouldn't listen to fibs...
And just noticed the compliment Diamond C, ta very much! |
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