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"Phone
TV
Remote controls
Pouffe
Cat
Love a TV, a pouffe and a pussy, sounds like my kind of party x
You're welcome to my parties if you're going to be cracking jokes like that all night."
I'll bring the nuts
You'll have to "entertain" all the women though |
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"Phone
TV
Remote controls
Pouffe
Cat
Love a TV, a pouffe and a pussy, sounds like my kind of party x
You're welcome to my parties if you're going to be cracking jokes like that all night.
I'll bring the nuts
You'll have to "entertain" all the women though "
Forget entertaining the women. The other guys can do that. I'll just have a chat and a laugh. |
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"Pillow
Quilt
Phone
Cuppa
Fitbit
I could just do with a cupof right now. I can't be bothered moving though."
My Fitbit won’t like that... wait it will if I do all the work... sounds familiar |
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"Pillow
Quilt
Phone
Cuppa
Fitbit
I could just do with a cupof right now. I can't be bothered moving though.
My Fitbit won’t like that... wait it will if I do all the work... sounds familiar "
Haha! Go on then... Tea, milk and 2 sugars. |
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"Pillow
Quilt
Phone
Cuppa
Fitbit
I could just do with a cupof right now. I can't be bothered moving though.
My Fitbit won’t like that... wait it will if I do all the work... sounds familiar "
Sounds very familiar |
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"Pillow
Quilt
Phone
Cuppa
Fitbit
I could just do with a cupof right now. I can't be bothered moving though.
My Fitbit won’t like that... wait it will if I do all the work... sounds familiar
Sounds very familiar "
Glad it’s not just me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pillow
Quilt
Phone
Cuppa
Fitbit
I could just do with a cupof right now. I can't be bothered moving though.
My Fitbit won’t like that... wait it will if I do all the work... sounds familiar
Haha! Go on then... Tea, milk and 2 sugars."
Homemade shortbread?? I need to get my steps up lol |
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"Phone
TV
Remote controls
Pouffe
Cat
Cats are so funny. I grew up with them. Have you seen that thing which they do with their paws when they're chilling out? Like fold their paws inwards. "
There are 4 of them here so entertainment aplenty! Arguably though there are 5... |
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"Pillow
Quilt
Phone
Cuppa
Fitbit
I could just do with a cupof right now. I can't be bothered moving though.
My Fitbit won’t like that... wait it will if I do all the work... sounds familiar
Haha! Go on then... Tea, milk and 2 sugars.
Homemade shortbread?? I need to get my steps up lol "
Hahahahhaha, yeah go on then! |
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"Phone
TV
Remote controls
Pouffe
Cat
Cats are so funny. I grew up with them. Have you seen that thing which they do with their paws when they're chilling out? Like fold their paws inwards.
There are 4 of them here so entertainment aplenty! Arguably though there are 5... "
Haha! |
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"Phone
Bed
Bedside table
Sleeping husband
Pillow
A sleeping husband... Wow, I've never had one of those. Are they good?
They snore a little "
Well, so do women and dogs... Does the husband have any uses?!? Does he bring the post of make a noise when there's an intrusion or anything? |
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"Phone
Bed
Bedside table
Sleeping husband
Pillow
A sleeping husband... Wow, I've never had one of those. Are they good?
They snore a little "
Hold on tight to the duvet dont let him snatch it all |
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"Phone
Bed
Bedside table
Sleeping husband
Pillow
A sleeping husband... Wow, I've never had one of those. Are they good?
They snore a little
Well, so do women and dogs... Does the husband have any uses?!? Does he bring the post of make a noise when there's an intrusion or anything?"
He makes splendid cups of tea and coffee and looks after me as if I were the Queen. I have no complaints |
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"Phone
Bed
Bedside table
Sleeping husband
Pillow
A sleeping husband... Wow, I've never had one of those. Are they good?
They snore a little
Hold on tight to the duvet dont let him snatch it all "
Its OK, I usually push it over his side because I get too hot |
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"Phone
Bed
Bedside table
Sleeping husband
Pillow
A sleeping husband... Wow, I've never had one of those. Are they good?
They snore a little
Well, so do women and dogs... Does the husband have any uses?!? Does he bring the post of make a noise when there's an intrusion or anything?
He makes splendid cups of tea and coffee and looks after me as if I were the Queen. I have no complaints "
Wow, I'll have to get one!! |
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"Phone
Bed
Bedside table
Sleeping husband
Pillow
A sleeping husband... Wow, I've never had one of those. Are they good?
They snore a little
Well, so do women and dogs... Does the husband have any uses?!? Does he bring the post of make a noise when there's an intrusion or anything?
He makes splendid cups of tea and coffee and looks after me as if I were the Queen. I have no complaints
Wow, I'll have to get one!!"
I'm keeping mine all to myself (except at clubs ) |
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"Phone
Bed
Bedside table
Sleeping husband
Pillow
A sleeping husband... Wow, I've never had one of those. Are they good?
They snore a little
Well, so do women and dogs... Does the husband have any uses?!? Does he bring the post of make a noise when there's an intrusion or anything?
He makes splendid cups of tea and coffee and looks after me as if I were the Queen. I have no complaints
Wow, I'll have to get one!!
I'm keeping mine all to myself (except at clubs ) "
OP I can play cupid and help find you a suitable hubby who will make you feel like da king |
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"Phone
Bed
Bedside table
Sleeping husband
Pillow
A sleeping husband... Wow, I've never had one of those. Are they good?
They snore a little
Well, so do women and dogs... Does the husband have any uses?!? Does he bring the post of make a noise when there's an intrusion or anything?
He makes splendid cups of tea and coffee and looks after me as if I were the Queen. I have no complaints
Wow, I'll have to get one!!
I'm keeping mine all to myself (except at clubs )
OP I can play cupid and help find you a suitable hubby who will make you feel like da king "
Ok, that sounds good. Am I right in thinking that this thing is like a wife, but without the agro?!?
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"Phone
Bed
Bedside table
Sleeping husband
Pillow
A sleeping husband... Wow, I've never had one of those. Are they good?
They snore a little
Well, so do women and dogs... Does the husband have any uses?!? Does he bring the post of make a noise when there's an intrusion or anything?
He makes splendid cups of tea and coffee and looks after me as if I were the Queen. I have no complaints
Wow, I'll have to get one!!
I'm keeping mine all to myself (except at clubs )
OP I can play cupid and help find you a suitable hubby who will make you feel like da king
Ok, that sounds good. Am I right in thinking that this thing is like a wife, but without the agro?!?
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A husband is kind, caring and ready to dominate and punish at the right time. 10/10 would recommend. |
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"Phone
Bed
Bedside table
Sleeping husband
Pillow
A sleeping husband... Wow, I've never had one of those. Are they good?
They snore a little
Well, so do women and dogs... Does the husband have any uses?!? Does he bring the post of make a noise when there's an intrusion or anything?
He makes splendid cups of tea and coffee and looks after me as if I were the Queen. I have no complaints
Wow, I'll have to get one!!
I'm keeping mine all to myself (except at clubs )
OP I can play cupid and help find you a suitable hubby who will make you feel like da king
Ok, that sounds good. Am I right in thinking that this thing is like a wife, but without the agro?!?
A husband is kind, caring and ready to dominate and punish at the right time. 10/10 would recommend. "
Hmm, it sounded good to start with... Now I'm not so sure. |
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