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over a year ago
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"Could come down for the weekend
Why I asked
She said.... because she’s been on the roof for 2 weeks now "
Boom Boom! 
Last night the local peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws' door, and asked her to shut her blinds. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could come down for the weekend
Why I asked
She said.... because she’s been on the roof for 2 weeks now
Boom Boom!
Last night the local peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws' door, and asked her to shut her blinds."
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3 blind mice...
One said, I smell cheese.
Another said, that's not cheese.
The third said, it is cheese but it's not for you.
3 pigeons...
One said, is that bread laying there all mushy and crushed.
Another said, no it looks like vomit swimming in a pool of water.
The third said, no it's chicken, were eating well tonight! |
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A man gets ship wrecked on an Island and he's horny but all he can see are wild goats.
After a few years he takes a fancy to one of the goats and tries to catch it but it keeps getting away.
He eventually gives up and sits down on the beach, when a woman swims over from the neighboring island
She says..
Wow! A man! I haven't seen a man for years il do anything for you!
Anything he says? Okay will you help me catch this goat.
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