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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I like a bit of anal and use toys too, wots the best lube to use

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I like a bit of anal and use toys too, wots the best lube to use"
spit, or a knob of lurpak

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a bit of anal and use toys too, wots the best lube to usespit, or a knob of lurpak "

Lurpak is a bit posh! They use lard up north!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a bit of anal and use toys too, wots the best lube to use"

I getbarrels of industrial lubricant sent direct from BP refinery every few months Very economical and does the job.

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay

Asda Goose Fat.....

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I like a bit of anal and use toys too, wots the best lube to usespit, or a knob of lurpak

Lurpak is a bit posh! They use lard up north! "

Yeah well..nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

some old axel grease from scrap yard

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"some old axel grease from scrap yard"
what about bacon grease, some guys go crazy for it!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"some old axel grease from scrap yardwhat about bacon grease, some guys go crazy for it!? "

Ohhh never thought of that, Tulip or just any old one?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"some old axel grease from scrap yardwhat about bacon grease, some guys go crazy for it!? "

mmmmm that wud encourage rimming lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a bit of anal and use toys too, wots the best lube to usespit, or a knob of lurpak

Lurpak is a bit posh! They use lard up north! Yeah well..nuff said "

2 ounces of "I can't believe its not butter" if we are going posh.

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Im not sure why, i have been told its a Northern Kink

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a bit of anal and use toys too, wots the best lube to usespit, or a knob of lurpak

Lurpak is a bit posh! They use lard up north! Yeah well..nuff said "

not true....oooop north its forplay with no lube....usually goes like this.... grit ya teeth chels and job done lol x

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I like a bit of anal and use toys too, wots the best lube to usespit, or a knob of lurpak

Lurpak is a bit posh! They use lard up north! Yeah well..nuff said

not true....oooop north its forplay with no lube....usually goes like this.... grit ya teeth chels and job done lol x "

Oh i know that one....."brace tha sel" is another one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aldi Chilli Oil...

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

WD40

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I like a bit of anal and use toys too, wots the best lube to use"

youre asking that with your username?

you going to change your name accordingly?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a bit of anal and use toys too, wots the best lube to usespit, or a knob of lurpak

Lurpak is a bit posh! They use lard up north! Yeah well..nuff said

not true....oooop north its forplay with no lube....usually goes like this.... grit ya teeth chels and job done lol x Oh i know that one....."brace tha sel" is another one "

Have u had my fella lol lol xxx

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By *arnaclebillMan  over a year ago

Robin Hood County


"I like a bit of anal and use toys too, wots the best lube to usespit, or a knob of lurpak

Lurpak is a bit posh! They use lard up north! "

Or axle grease

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I like a bit of anal and use toys too, wots the best lube to usespit, or a knob of lurpak

Lurpak is a bit posh! They use lard up north! Yeah well..nuff said

not true....oooop north its forplay with no lube....usually goes like this.... grit ya teeth chels and job done lol x Oh i know that one....."brace tha sel" is another one

Have u had my fella lol lol xxx "

i dont think i have had the pleasure but if hes a Yorkshireman they all think alike

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a bit of anal and use toys too, wots the best lube to usespit, or a knob of lurpak

Lurpak is a bit posh! They use lard up north! Yeah well..nuff said

not true....oooop north its forplay with no lube....usually goes like this.... grit ya teeth chels and job done lol x Oh i know that one....."brace tha sel" is another one

Have u had my fella lol lol xxx i dont think i have had the pleasure but if hes a Yorkshireman they all think alike "

derbyshire actually....if he reads that he will have a stroke....and b4 all the yorks people start....im barnsley born n bred xxx

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I like a bit of anal and use toys too, wots the best lube to usespit, or a knob of lurpak

Lurpak is a bit posh! They use lard up north! Yeah well..nuff said

not true....oooop north its forplay with no lube....usually goes like this.... grit ya teeth chels and job done lol x Oh i know that one....."brace tha sel" is another one

Have u had my fella lol lol xxx i dont think i have had the pleasure but if hes a Yorkshireman they all think alike

derbyshire actually....if he reads that he will have a stroke....and b4 all the yorks people start....im barnsley born n bred xxx"

What about chip fat...could use that is the hole is really dry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about chip fat...could use that is the hole is really dry "

A serious one is durex tingle.......ky based....it tingles after sex so it feels like u have worms lol

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"What about chip fat...could use that is the hole is really dry

A serious one is durex tingle.......ky based....it tingles after sex so it feels like u have worms lol "

ewwwwww worms in ya foo foo? i saw a video online similar but they was eels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about chip fat...could use that is the hole is really dry

A serious one is durex tingle.......ky based....it tingles after sex so it feels like u have worms lol ewwwwww worms in ya foo foo? i saw a video online similar but they was eels "

lol... so were onto beastuality again xxx

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"What about chip fat...could use that is the hole is really dry

A serious one is durex tingle.......ky based....it tingles after sex so it feels like u have worms lol ewwwwww worms in ya foo foo? i saw a video online similar but they was eels

lol... so were onto beastuality again xxx"

Noooooooooooooooooooo i never said owt.......*whistles n looks at her feet*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about chip fat...could use that is the hole is really dry

A serious one is durex tingle.......ky based....it tingles after sex so it feels like u have worms lol ewwwwww worms in ya foo foo? i saw a video online similar but they was eels

lol... so were onto beastuality again xxxNoooooooooooooooooooo i never said owt.......*whistles n looks at her feet* "

your a bad woman....but I like it lol x

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"What about chip fat...could use that is the hole is really dry

A serious one is durex tingle.......ky based....it tingles after sex so it feels like u have worms lol ewwwwww worms in ya foo foo? i saw a video online similar but they was eels

lol... so were onto beastuality again xxxNoooooooooooooooooooo i never said owt.......*whistles n looks at her feet*

your a bad woman....but I like it lol x"

I is a good girl hhhonest....anyway ive had another idea....i have decided no lube is the best

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about chip fat...could use that is the hole is really dry

A serious one is durex tingle.......ky based....it tingles after sex so it feels like u have worms lol ewwwwww worms in ya foo foo? i saw a video online similar but they was eels

lol... so were onto beastuality again xxxNoooooooooooooooooooo i never said owt.......*whistles n looks at her feet*

your a bad woman....but I like it lol xI is a good girl hhhonest....anyway ive had another idea....i have decided no lube is the best "

chris says he has experience in this eeeerrrr activity and expresses an interest in giving u a practical demonstaration

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"What about chip fat...could use that is the hole is really dry

A serious one is durex tingle.......ky based....it tingles after sex so it feels like u have worms lol ewwwwww worms in ya foo foo? i saw a video online similar but they was eels

lol... so were onto beastuality again xxxNoooooooooooooooooooo i never said owt.......*whistles n looks at her feet*

your a bad woman....but I like it lol xI is a good girl hhhonest....anyway ive had another idea....i have decided no lube is the best

chris says he has experience in this eeeerrrr activity and expresses an interest in giving u a practical demonstaration"

ooooh errrrrrrrr il start saving up me bacon grease thren shall i?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about chip fat...could use that is the hole is really dry

A serious one is durex tingle.......ky based....it tingles after sex so it feels like u have worms lol ewwwwww worms in ya foo foo? i saw a video online similar but they was eels

lol... so were onto beastuality again xxxNoooooooooooooooooooo i never said owt.......*whistles n looks at her feet*

your a bad woman....but I like it lol xI is a good girl hhhonest....anyway ive had another idea....i have decided no lube is the best

chris says he has experience in this eeeerrrr activity and expresses an interest in giving u a practical demonstarationooooh errrrrrrrr il start saving up me bacon grease thren shall i? "

he says he got some old engine oil that will do the job x

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"What about chip fat...could use that is the hole is really dry

A serious one is durex tingle.......ky based....it tingles after sex so it feels like u have worms lol ewwwwww worms in ya foo foo? i saw a video online similar but they was eels

lol... so were onto beastuality again xxxNoooooooooooooooooooo i never said owt.......*whistles n looks at her feet*

your a bad woman....but I like it lol xI is a good girl hhhonest....anyway ive had another idea....i have decided no lube is the best

chris says he has experience in this eeeerrrr activity and expresses an interest in giving u a practical demonstarationooooh errrrrrrrr il start saving up me bacon grease thren shall i?

he says he got some old engine oil that will do the job x"

oi! i aint an old banger yet!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"he says he got some old engine oil that will do the job xoi! i aint an old banger yet! "

he says he will grease ya nipples to....give u a good MOT test lol x

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Swarfega, just make sure you don't get the one with scrubbing beads in

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Asda Goose Fat....."

Posh!

Who buys goose grease when you get it for free after you've chased the noisy biting fecker round the back yard with a hatchet, spent half a day plucking then roasted to a turn!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Last tango In Paris

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By *ove2-shareCouple  over a year ago

South Gloucestershire


"Aldi Chilli Oil..."

yow that gotta hurt

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By *ove2-shareCouple  over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

seriously tho liquid silk is better than KY

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

wow at last some constructive comments, liquid silk, will have to have a look at that, cheers guys

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield


"wow at last some constructive comments, liquid silk, will have to have a look at that, cheers guys"

any of the silicon based ones are a great improvement on ky

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By *ove2-shareCouple  over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

might also want to try pink, its a smaller bottle than liquid silk but is good.

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

Boy Butter or crisco im told ...

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