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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You look good for someone with short hair
You look good for a BBW (what?!)
You’re an ego boost (said to me by a 50 year old when I was 20 and sleeping with him) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought you was a right bitch but you're ok now ive had chance to speak with you, you're not like i thought "
I get that, often 
‘I didn’t like you when we first met’ aw jeez thanks   |
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"I thought you was a right bitch but you're ok now ive had chance to speak with you, you're not like i thought
I get that, often
‘I didn’t like you when we first met’ aw jeez thanks "
Me too but they usually add "and I still don't" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought you was a right bitch but you're ok now ive had chance to speak with you, you're not like i thought
I get that, often
‘I didn’t like you when we first met’ aw jeez thanks "
Its the resting bitch face app but my face always look like it  |
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By *antrelWoman
over a year ago
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"I thought you was a right bitch but you're ok now ive had chance to speak with you, you're not like i thought "
Haha, yep I get this as I’m cursed with ‘resting bitch face’
I’ve had ‘Your English is really good’ 
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"I thought you was a right bitch but you're ok now ive had chance to speak with you, you're not like i thought
Haha, yep I get this as I’m cursed with ‘resting bitch face’
I’ve had ‘Your English is really good’
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Oh god so many comments on the resting bitch face |
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"I’m apparently pretty enough I just need to lose weight x
Viv x"
The hell? Where could you possibly afford to lose weight
Buuut for me i had a woman say..
"Id date you if you were a woman."
Guess she liked women more
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still my favourite was along the lines
‘I like talking to you. When I talk to pretty girls they don’t always have a good personality so I’d rather talk to you instead’
Not sure who should be more offended, me or the pretty girls that were branded with a bad personality |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A doctor who was assessing me for whiplash complimented my flexibility.
He said You're quite flexible!! In surprise, and I said, "what, for a big lass?!" He was shame faced!! |
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"Still my favourite was along the lines
‘I like talking to you. When I talk to pretty girls they don’t always have a good personality so I’d rather talk to you instead’
Not sure who should be more offended, me or the pretty girls that were branded with a bad personality "
Omg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're eyes are lovely why do you ruin then by having a beard....
Actual quote from a lady on here"
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Ouch! I get that I ruin my looks with my ink and piercings. One couple messaged me out of the blue to ask me not to do anything to my face, as it’s pretty, oops, too late! Haha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m apparently pretty enough I just need to lose weight x
Viv x
The hell? Where could you possibly afford to lose weight
Buuut for me i had a woman say..
"Id date you if you were a woman."
Guess she liked women more
*shrug*"
Erm, but you were asking to meet her as a guy, so she liked your personality but not your gender?  xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still my favourite was along the lines
‘I like talking to you. When I talk to pretty girls they don’t always have a good personality so I’d rather talk to you instead’
Not sure who should be more offended, me or the pretty girls that were branded with a bad personality "
But you're beautiful? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m apparently pretty enough I just need to lose weight x
Viv x
I'd look really sexy if I was a size 8 or 10 "
Why can’t people just be sexy as they are? I got told by my school crush I wasn’t tall enough (lost respect for him as he turned to my bestie and said she wasn’t pretty enough- she wasn’t even into him! Tool!)
I don’t have big enough breasts, I’m too fat or for some I’m too thin. I guess I should be grateful that I’m passable face wise at least, haha xx |
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"Bumped as just had one of these
"You could make a fortune on AdultWorks so why don't you set up a profile?"
From a FB - now ex FB!!!"
His personality could really come across well, if he'd spend a few months on there as a male gimp for men with issues |
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Someone who apparently usually only dates people under size 12 was willing to make an exception for me because I "carried it well".
A guy who fancied me at uni told me he found me attractive but I wasn't "typically attractive". I think he was just negging me though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To begin with I thought you were an absolute dick and utterly infuriating. Turns out you're the most wonderful man I've ever known and I love your more than I ever thought possible!
Loveliest thing anyone ever said to me....    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're so pretty, you'll get all the boys once you lose the weight" (said to me at a WW meeting)
"You carry your weight so well"
"You're so pretty... For a big girl. Me and (name of other friend) talk about it all the time"
"Your English is so good, I can't even tell you weren't born here"
And my personal favourite... Once I was at a dinner party and someone my friend invited who is Caribbean was complaining that he can never talk to non-Caribbean people about his holidays back home because they have no knowledge of the islands. At which point I reeled off the names of all the islands. He said "Wow your Caribbean geography is so good! You must have dated a Caribbean boy who taught you about them!" to which I replied "No. I don't need to rely on a man to educate me, I educated myself.". The whole table erupted and I felt pretty damn proud of myself haha |
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