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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
My mam's been doing a bit of sorting out of stuff prior to "eventually" moving into her new flat (coming soon to a Forum near you "Matricide: Is it ever really acceptable??? Discuss") and she found a lock of my hair cut from my wee head on my 1st birthday......big aaahhs everyone please.... 
So what's the horrific bit???? What turned me into an impression of The Scream?????
I've been in denial for years, it's the reason I shave my pubes even when I'm celibate but this lock of hair actually proves......I'm a Ginge!!!!
And now I've got a fecking reminder that my conscience won't let me throw away........
Nooooooooooooooooo  |
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"My mam's been doing a bit of sorting out of stuff prior to "eventually" moving into her new flat (coming soon to a Forum near you "Matricide: Is it ever really acceptable??? Discuss") and she found a lock of my hair cut from my wee head on my 1st birthday......big aaahhs everyone please....
So what's the horrific bit???? What turned me into an impression of The Scream?????
I've been in denial for years, it's the reason I shave my pubes even when I'm celibate but this lock of hair actually proves......I'm a Ginge!!!!
And now I've got a fecking reminder that my conscience won't let me throw away........
Nooooooooooooooooo "
Awwwwwwwwwwwww we still love ya Caz |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I dunno ....... Carrot-top Caz has a certain ring to it.  
Oh thats her name now, thanks Laine"
Cheers Laine.....bloody well hope there's no "sympathetic" mods change my user name like they changed that bloke's profile t'other day....
Yvonne....if that's on his Ipad nextweek you're both for the high jump |
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over a year ago
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"I dunno ....... Carrot-top Caz has a certain ring to it.
Oh thats her name now, thanks Laine
Cheers Laine.....bloody well hope there's no "sympathetic" mods change my user name like they changed that bloke's profile t'other day....
Yvonne....if that's on his Ipad nextweek you're both for the high jump "
.... Laine? ...... Laine?....... I know no Laine. 
*races off to change username and hide avatar pic* |
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"Never fear "Fanta Pubes" that means you have good Scottish jeans
Fanta pubes????????? Here was me expecting some sympathy n a bit of TLC and i get Fanta pubes????? You are sooooo blocked "
I am taking notes
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"Never fear "Fanta Pubes" that means you have good Scottish jeans
Fanta pubes????????? Here was me expecting some sympathy n a bit of TLC and i get Fanta pubes????? You are sooooo blocked
I am taking notes
Behave you or else you'll be blocked too!!!!!
Hells teeth, I'll end up with no friends at this rate "
Oh you know I behave Caz and yes he has lol
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Never fear "Fanta Pubes" that means you have good Scottish jeans
Fanta pubes????????? Here was me expecting some sympathy n a bit of TLC and i get Fanta pubes????? You are sooooo blocked
I am taking notes
Behave you or else you'll be blocked too!!!!!
Hells teeth, I'll end up with no friends at this rate When people realise your ginger your fucked anyway "
I'll have to find some sort of specialist fet site for people that want gingers.....me and Tim Minchin eh????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRnp4ZUFQvM&feature=related
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"My mam's been doing a bit of sorting out of stuff prior to "eventually" moving into her new flat (coming soon to a Forum near you "Matricide: Is it ever really acceptable??? Discuss") and she found a lock of my hair cut from my wee head on my 1st birthday......big aaahhs everyone please....
So what's the horrific bit???? What turned me into an impression of The Scream?????
I've been in denial for years, it's the reason I shave my pubes even when I'm celibate but this lock of hair actually proves......I'm a Ginge!!!!
And now I've got a fecking reminder that my conscience won't let me throw away........
Nooooooooooooooooo "
i like ginger!  |
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I've been in denial for years, it's the reason I shave my pubes even when I'm celibate but this lock of hair actually proves......I'm a Ginge!!!!
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welcome back to the club , even after all these years of denial
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"My mam's been doing a bit of sorting out of stuff prior to "eventually" moving into her new flat (coming soon to a Forum near you "Matricide: Is it ever really acceptable??? Discuss") and she found a lock of my hair cut from my wee head on my 1st birthday......big aaahhs everyone please....
So what's the horrific bit???? What turned me into an impression of The Scream?????
I've been in denial for years, it's the reason I shave my pubes even when I'm celibate but this lock of hair actually proves......I'm a Ginge!!!!
And now I've got a fecking reminder that my conscience won't let me throw away........
Nooooooooooooooooo
i like ginger! "
Cheers Jem, at last a positive comment.....I'll put my razor blades away now - damn things are blunt from removing all that ginger body hair anyways |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Rusty is a good username 
Dunno whether RustyCaz or CarrotTopCaz is more appealing.....feck it, I'm sticking with the blonde......  Blonde Caz The Ginger Liar
Damnation, I've well and truly outed meself now...... 
Er you told me last week "
I know, but that was in the sacred confessional of the 3 Counties Shag Team.....I've now publicly outed meself as a closet ginge  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a good friend with proper ginger hair, she has it styled a bit 'Shrley Temple' all ringlets, she is the cutest thing ever! and guys are always doting on her! |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"
I've been in denial for years, it's the reason I shave my pubes even when I'm celibate but this lock of hair actually proves......I'm a Ginge!!!!
welcome back to the club , even after all these years of denial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_DVHUEjnuU"
I'm heading off there now....... |
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"Rusty is a good username
Dunno whether RustyCaz or CarrotTopCaz is more appealing.....feck it, I'm sticking with the blonde...... Blonde Caz The Ginger Liar
Damnation, I've well and truly outed meself now......
Er you told me last week
I know, but that was in the sacred confessional of the 3 Counties Shag Team.....I've now publicly outed meself as a closet ginge "
Oh well, now what you gonna confess |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Rusty is a good username
Dunno whether RustyCaz or CarrotTopCaz is more appealing.....feck it, I'm sticking with the blonde...... Blonde Caz The Ginger Liar
Damnation, I've well and truly outed meself now......
Er you told me last week
I know, but that was in the sacred confessional of the 3 Counties Shag Team.....I've now publicly outed meself as a closet ginge
Oh well, now what you gonna confess"
If I start confessing, we'll never get any shagging done..... |
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"Rusty is a good username
Dunno whether RustyCaz or CarrotTopCaz is more appealing.....feck it, I'm sticking with the blonde...... Blonde Caz The Ginger Liar
Damnation, I've well and truly outed meself now......
Er you told me last week
I know, but that was in the sacred confessional of the 3 Counties Shag Team.....I've now publicly outed meself as a closet ginge
Oh well, now what you gonna confess
If I start confessing, we'll never get any shagging done..... "
We'll listen, whilst shagging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oooooh, confessional box. That would be a cool thing to have in a club! especially with spankings for the really naughty ones.
There is one at Partners "
 Brilliant!! does the listener dress the part?  |
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"oooooh, confessional box. That would be a cool thing to have in a club! especially with spankings for the really naughty ones.
There is one at Partners
Brilliant!! does the listener dress the part? "
I can do? |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Rusty is a good username
Dunno whether RustyCaz or CarrotTopCaz is more appealing.....feck it, I'm sticking with the blonde...... Blonde Caz The Ginger Liar
Damnation, I've well and truly outed meself now......
Er you told me last week
I know, but that was in the sacred confessional of the 3 Counties Shag Team.....I've now publicly outed meself as a closet ginge
Oh well, now what you gonna confess
If I start confessing, we'll never get any shagging done.....
We'll listen, whilst shagging "
Thank god for multitasking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mam's been doing a bit of sorting out of stuff prior to "eventually" moving into her new flat (coming soon to a Forum near you "Matricide: Is it ever really acceptable??? Discuss") and she found a lock of my hair cut from my wee head on my 1st birthday......big aaahhs everyone please....
So what's the horrific bit???? What turned me into an impression of The Scream?????
I've been in denial for years, it's the reason I shave my pubes even when I'm celibate but this lock of hair actually proves......I'm a Ginge!!!!
And now I've got a fecking reminder that my conscience won't let me throw away........
Nooooooooooooooooo "
We've changed your account type to "ginger"
Admin x |
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"Strawberry Blond Caz
Thanks Sam, that's the best option so far if the honesty police force me to change
i likes strawberry blondes Well your fucked. She's terminal! Pure saved at sea Ginger
I'm going with Strawberry Blonde, sounds more classy.....**still in denial** "
So whiskey and dry ginger next week?
or Irn Bru |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Strawberry Blond Caz
Thanks Sam, that's the best option so far if the honesty police force me to change
i likes strawberry blondes Well your fucked. She's terminal! Pure saved at sea Ginger
I'm going with Strawberry Blonde, sounds more classy.....**still in denial**
So whiskey and dry ginger next week?
or Irn Bru "
You'll not be getting any of my chocolate wine if you're not careful (it's based on a full-bodied red....bit like me!) |
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"Strawberry Blond Caz
Thanks Sam, that's the best option so far if the honesty police force me to change
i likes strawberry blondes Well your fucked. She's terminal! Pure saved at sea Ginger
I'm going with Strawberry Blonde, sounds more classy.....**still in denial**
So whiskey and dry ginger next week?
or Irn Bru
You'll not be getting any of my chocolate wine if you're not careful (it's based on a full-bodied red....bit like me!) "
Does that mean I have to get my choccy elsewhere |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
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So whiskey and dry ginger next week?
or Irn Bru
You'll not be getting any of my chocolate wine if you're not careful (it's based on a full-bodied red....bit like me!)
Does that mean I have to get my choccy elsewhere "
Hmmmm, I'm sure someone will oblige you, IF you're not too tied up..... |
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So whiskey and dry ginger next week?
or Irn Bru
You'll not be getting any of my chocolate wine if you're not careful (it's based on a full-bodied red....bit like me!)
Does that mean I have to get my choccy elsewhere
Hmmmm, I'm sure someone will oblige you, IF you're not too tied up..... "
Have you heard me complain, I won't say moan |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
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So whiskey and dry ginger next week?
or Irn Bru
You'll not be getting any of my chocolate wine if you're not careful (it's based on a full-bodied red....bit like me!)
Does that mean I have to get my choccy elsewhere
Hmmmm, I'm sure someone will oblige you, IF you're not too tied up.....
Have you heard me complain, I won't say moan "
True....any complaining and the gag comes out..... |
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So whiskey and dry ginger next week?
or Irn Bru
You'll not be getting any of my chocolate wine if you're not careful (it's based on a full-bodied red....bit like me!)
Does that mean I have to get my choccy elsewhere
Hmmmm, I'm sure someone will oblige you, IF you're not too tied up.....
Have you heard me complain, I won't say moan
True....any complaining and the gag comes out..... "
What about moaning |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"
So whiskey and dry ginger next week?
or Irn Bru
You'll not be getting any of my chocolate wine if you're not careful (it's based on a full-bodied red....bit like me!)
Does that mean I have to get my choccy elsewhere
Hmmmm, I'm sure someone will oblige you, IF you're not too tied up.....
Have you heard me complain, I won't say moan
True....any complaining and the gag comes out.....
What about moaning "
Sure we can find something to occupy your mouth |
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So whiskey and dry ginger next week?
or Irn Bru
You'll not be getting any of my chocolate wine if you're not careful (it's based on a full-bodied red....bit like me!)
Does that mean I have to get my choccy elsewhere
Hmmmm, I'm sure someone will oblige you, IF you're not too tied up.....
Have you heard me complain, I won't say moan
True....any complaining and the gag comes out.....
What about moaning
Sure we can find something to occupy your mouth "
Not bloody MaccyD again |
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By *orkieMan
over a year ago
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So whiskey and dry ginger next week?
or Irn Bru
You'll not be getting any of my chocolate wine if you're not careful (it's based on a full-bodied red....bit like me!)
Does that mean I have to get my choccy elsewhere
Hmmmm, I'm sure someone will oblige you, IF you're not too tied up.....
Have you heard me complain, I won't say moan
True....any complaining and the gag comes out.....
What about moaning
Sure we can find something to occupy your mouth
Not bloody MaccyD again"
Was thinking ball gag, with a cheeky lil measure of handcuffs and blindfold xx |
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