What If

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Jay Z did have 99 problems? Could we guess them all?

1 - all those men looking at his wife's ass

2 - which car will he let the driver chauffeur him about in

3 - how many chains to wear that day

4 - migraine from too many camera flashes

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

5 - his sister in law

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

6. Getting that dirt off his shoulder

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, 1 & 5 is wrong! He had 99 problems but a "bitch isnt one"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

7. He named his child Blue but he prefers the colour red now

By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

8. The poor sales of his autobiography due to bookstores shelving alphabetically.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

9. Doesn't he own 99 baseball caps?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

10. Being unable to count to one hundred.