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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm rooting for you Floro  x
Woooop
Marriage is coming my way ... I’ve got the ring
#calmdown  "
I’m only going to propose !!! I don’t want the bloody marriage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Look in the calendar op, loads of dates in there  sorry
I need a date for the proposal on Saturday
I propose you find a date at the proposal 
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I’ve already told you that you will have no issues with this and the reasons why also  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Look in the calendar op, loads of dates in there sorry
I need a date for the proposal on Saturday
I propose you find a date at the proposal
I’ve already told you that you will have no issues with this and the reasons why also "
Too kind |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Friday night
I need to find a man for the Saturday you see don't looking no further I'm your man x
Hhhmmm 
Thankswhat should I wear formal ?"
Tuxedo please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Friday night
I need to find a man for the Saturday you see don't looking no further I'm your man x
Hhhmmm
Thankswhat should I wear formal ?
Tuxedo please"
tuxedo ready |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Friday night
I need to find a man for the Saturday you see "
I'm obviously missing something here. You need a date on Friday for a proposal on Saturday, not to get married just to propose  If I understand it the way I think your'e supposed to, I'd happily chuck my hat into that ring. I have Tux etc decent aftershave and I'm not that far. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Look in the calendar op, loads of dates in there sorry
I need a date for the proposal on Saturday
So if your not getting married whats the proposal that your going to be making then ? "
I’m going to propose gin |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Friday night
I need to find a man for the Saturday you see
I'm obviously missing something here. You need a date on Friday for a proposal on Saturday, not to get married just to propose If I understand it the way I think your'e supposed to, I'd happily chuck my hat into that ring. I have Tux etc decent aftershave and I'm not that far. "
I don’t even know what I mean, but it’s taken some people away from political ranting |
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"Look in the calendar op, loads of dates in there sorry
I need a date for the proposal on Saturday
So if your not getting married whats the proposal that your going to be making then ?
I’m going to propose gin "
But you wouldnt need a man on saturday for that then.
A date with a man to make a proposal id be expecting something like repairs or need a date for a venue. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok ... I wanted a date, so I could propose on Saturday (29th)
It was a veiled attempt to lure people away from certain argumentative posts, in hindsight I should’ve just said something like ‘ suck my left toe’
I’m waiting for the person who has thrilled my insides to ask me
Please go about your business
My attempts at posting are shit today |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Look in the calendar op, loads of dates in there sorry
I need a date for the proposal on Saturday
So if your not getting married whats the proposal that your going to be making then ?
I’m going to propose gin
But you wouldnt need a man on saturday for that then.
A date with a man to make a proposal id be expecting something like repairs or need a date for a venue. "
Oh hush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Friday night
I need to find a man for the Saturday you see "
I vunteer as tribute... If by date the idea of sinking a few bottles of beer and tinkering on some car parts sounds good to you that is... Unfortunatley maintenance isn't going to do itself 
P.s good luck I would offer a serious idea if I was in the position to follow through with it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok ... I wanted a date, so I could propose on Saturday (29th)
It was a veiled attempt to lure people away from certain argumentative posts, in hindsight I should’ve just said something like ‘ suck my left toe’
I’m waiting for the person who has thrilled my insides to ask me
Please go about your business
My attempts at posting are shit today "
is that a yes then ?are we still going? ?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Friday night
I need to find a man for the Saturday you see
I vunteer as tribute... If by date the idea of sinking a few bottles of beer and tinkering on some car parts sounds good to you that is... Unfortunatley maintenance isn't going to do itself
P.s good luck I would offer a serious idea if I was in the position to follow through with it "
Cheers buddy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok ... I wanted a date, so I could propose on Saturday (29th)
It was a veiled attempt to lure people away from certain argumentative posts, in hindsight I should’ve just said something like ‘ suck my left toe’
I’m waiting for the person who has thrilled my insides to ask me
Please go about your business
My attempts at posting are shit today is that a yes then ?are we still going? ? "
It’s a no
Sorry
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As were talking about dates, sorry to thread Jack but I need a date for a mess dinner in the coming months if anyone fits the bill lol, but there will be a certain criteria to be met |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok ... I wanted a date, so I could propose on Saturday (29th)
It was a veiled attempt to lure people away from certain argumentative posts, in hindsight I should’ve just said something like ‘ suck my left toe’
I’m waiting for the person who has thrilled my insides to ask me
Please go about your business
My attempts at posting are shit today is that a yes then ?are we still going? ?
It’s a no
Sorry
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never mind ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As were talking about dates, sorry to thread Jack but I need a date for a mess dinner in the coming months if anyone fits the bill lol, but there will be a certain criteria to be met "
I don’t think you’ll find many women on a post of mine ....
Best you do your own thread |
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I'm going to majorca in april I can't wait x
Is that salt I feel being rubbed in "
I got a 20kg limit if you both can fit in my case lol I'm going alone first time doing this Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As were talking about dates, sorry to thread Jack but I need a date for a mess dinner in the coming months if anyone fits the bill lol, but there will be a certain criteria to be met "
Time to have a guess at what the criteria might be, wear long evening dress to below the knees, covered shoulders or shawl, be able to drink quite an ammount also and have a strong bladder...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You got his hopes up
I don’t think I did ... one look at my profile pretty much suggests my intentions "
Those intentions seem to be spending some time rigging the masts ready for diving straight through a gale force storm and weathering a sea state 6 of desire... In other words I enjoyed the nautical puns |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As were talking about dates, sorry to thread Jack but I need a date for a mess dinner in the coming months if anyone fits the bill lol, but there will be a certain criteria to be met
Time to have a guess at what the criteria might be, wear long evening dress to below the knees, covered shoulders or shawl, be able to drink quite an ammount also and have a strong bladder...? "
Good effort haha but no covered shoulders required there are other additional criteria requirements but that's a good start haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You got his hopes up
I don’t think I did ... one look at my profile pretty much suggests my intentions
Those intentions seem to be spending some time rigging the masts ready for diving straight through a gale force storm and weathering a sea state 6 of desire... In other words I enjoyed the nautical puns "
I’m perfect for someone who works offshore |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As were talking about dates, sorry to thread Jack but I need a date for a mess dinner in the coming months if anyone fits the bill lol, but there will be a certain criteria to be met
Time to have a guess at what the criteria might be, wear long evening dress to below the knees, covered shoulders or shawl, be able to drink quite an ammount also and have a strong bladder...?
Good effort haha but no covered shoulders required there are other additional criteria requirements but that's a good start haha"
Well it does vary slightly mess by mess... That's enough I'll say |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You got his hopes up
I don’t think I did ... one look at my profile pretty much suggests my intentions
Those intentions seem to be spending some time rigging the masts ready for diving straight through a gale force storm and weathering a sea state 6 of desire... In other words I enjoyed the nautical puns
I’m perfect for someone who works offshore "
Well technically yes I do work off shore... Alas I don't think I'm what your looking for  |
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"Ok ... I wanted a date, so I could propose on Saturday (29th)
It was a veiled attempt to lure people away from certain argumentative posts, in hindsight I should’ve just said something like ‘ suck my left toe’
I’m waiting for the person who has thrilled my insides to ask me
Please go about your business
My attempts at posting are shit today "
Ah the 29th the date most men will go hiding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Friday night
I need to find a man for the Saturday you see
22nd of Feb
That’s a date.
Hilarity award goes to ...."
I win an award?
What shape is it?
Hopefully not dildo shaped. As I’m sure you may ask me to do something with it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok ... I wanted a date, so I could propose on Saturday (29th)
It was a veiled attempt to lure people away from certain argumentative posts, in hindsight I should’ve just said something like ‘ suck my left toe’
I’m waiting for the person who has thrilled my insides to ask me
Please go about your business
My attempts at posting are shit today
Ah the 29th the date most men will go hiding "
Ha ha ha exactly
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Friday night
I need to find a man for the Saturday you see
22nd of Feb
That’s a date.
Hilarity award goes to ....
I win an award?
What shape is it?
Hopefully not dildo shaped. As I’m sure you may ask me to do something with it. "
I’m a prude .... I can’t even own a dildo let alone use one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boo
Absolutely not, no pants mcginty
Aww you meany 
Yea but!!!
Never going to happen
Get your pants on
My pants are on....... my head
Sweet Jesus "
They are clean obviously because I don’t wear them where you think I should |
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