...piece of art...you pervy buggers 
So money is no object, what piece of art would you get...why and what would you do, display, treat it as an investment or even destroy?
Its very hard for me to pick just one...so since its my thread...
bedroom ,the rokeby venus, kitchen Vermeers the milk maid,
destroy...everything by Tracey Emin. |
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"Anything by Mucha or Jack Vettriano
And to destroy anything by Damien Hurst
Just googled...i like learning new things and i think i love Vettriano...ty  "
To me he is one of the best modern artists. Love his beach scenes but also the ones of women, such as Private Dancer |
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"I have no truck with Emin or Hurst but please spare Emin's bosom, it is phenomenal!
Maybe make some sort of Hurst-like art installation with them."
Hmmm...what will you offer to make it worth my while  |
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"I have no truck with Emin or Hurst but please spare Emin's bosom, it is phenomenal!
Maybe make some sort of Hurst-like art installation with them.
Hmmm...what will you offer to make it worth my while "
I've just rummaged through my trouser pockets and I found a button, 23p and my penis (there is hole in one of the pockets). You can have all of that.  |
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"...piece of art...you pervy buggers
So money is no object, what piece of art would you get...why and what would you do, display, treat it as an investment or even destroy?
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I'd buy 'Guernica' and have it installed in the main office of Number 10, so any serving PM had to look at it all day every day before making any decisions about sending people off to die.
Cheery thought eh? Just been to vote, so in serious frame of mind |
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"I have no truck with Emin or Hurst but please spare Emin's bosom, it is phenomenal!
Maybe make some sort of Hurst-like art installation with them.
Hmmm...what will you offer to make it worth my while
I've just rummaged through my trouser pockets and I found a button, 23p and my penis (there is hole in one of the pockets). You can have all of that. "
Does the penis come attatched to anything  |
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"I have no truck with Emin or Hurst but please spare Emin's bosom, it is phenomenal!
Maybe make some sort of Hurst-like art installation with them.
Hmmm...what will you offer to make it worth my while
I've just rummaged through my trouser pockets and I found a button, 23p and my penis (there is hole in one of the pockets). You can have all of that.
Does the penis come attatched to anything "
At the moment it's attached to me but I working on laser technology to detach it and make it telescopic. |
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"I have no truck with Emin or Hurst but please spare Emin's bosom, it is phenomenal!
Maybe make some sort of Hurst-like art installation with them.
Hmmm...what will you offer to make it worth my while
I've just rummaged through my trouser pockets and I found a button, 23p and my penis (there is hole in one of the pockets). You can have all of that.
Does the penis come attatched to anything
At the moment it's attached to me but I working on laser technology to detach it and make it telescopic."
i want it at least attached to that arse! |
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"I have no truck with Emin or Hurst but please spare Emin's bosom, it is phenomenal!
Maybe make some sort of Hurst-like art installation with them.
Hmmm...what will you offer to make it worth my while
I've just rummaged through my trouser pockets and I found a button, 23p and my penis (there is hole in one of the pockets). You can have all of that.
Does the penis come attatched to anything
At the moment it's attached to me but I working on laser technology to detach it and make it telescopic.
i want it at least attached to that arse!"
Deal done! Get to work on those tits! |
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A few years ago The K Foundation (same people as The KLF) offered for sale a piece called "One-Million-Pounds-Nailed-to-a-Piece-of-Wood" Which was exactly that.
The asking price was half a million pounds.
If I'd had the money I'd have bought it and then agonised over whether to take the cash off the nails and spend it or hope the value of the piece gained increased.
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Anything by the Chapman Brothers, if space was no object then it would have to be Hell, I'd happily have If Hitler Had Painted Rainbows though as second choice though!
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