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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My only thought on when someone puts that is...
'Define exceptional'
Its kind of a yard stick... no pun intended if .. thats .. what its about.  "
A yard stick, sweeping away the refuse? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always assume they mean someone with the looks of a chiseled Hollywood star, the body of Zyzz and the glamorous job and lifestyle to match, so I don't put myself forward..."
I very rarely put myself forward, it always feels like putting my head into the mouth of a lion.
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"otherwise known as looking for a high wire performance artist who is good at performing very delicate balancing acts.
I would rather fall......"
I dont have a problem with the preferences of others that said my balance is rather good  |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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"I always assume they mean someone with the looks of a chiseled Hollywood star, the body of Zyzz and the glamorous job and lifestyle to match, so I don't put myself forward...I very rarely put myself forward, it always feels like putting my head into the mouth of a lion."
I would never message anyone who said they wanted someone exceptional, beautiful, hot, fit, better than 'normal' in any way. Because who's to judge? It can only end in disappointment.
Better to tell people you're average and then hope they think you're better than that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"otherwise known as looking for a high wire performance artist who is good at performing very delicate balancing acts.
I would rather fall......
I dont have a problem with the preferences of others that said my balance is rather good "
Your use of the word preferences says it all, a much nicer way to put the 'non- negotiable' aspect more delicately. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always assume they mean someone with the looks of a chiseled Hollywood star, the body of Zyzz and the glamorous job and lifestyle to match, so I don't put myself forward...I very rarely put myself forward, it always feels like putting my head into the mouth of a lion.
I would never message anyone who said they wanted someone exceptional, beautiful, hot, fit, better than 'normal' in any way. Because who's to judge? It can only end in disappointment.
Better to tell people you're average and then hope they think you're better than that!"
You brought out a good point, the idea within it of something better than normal. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sometimes I wonder if they know that exceptions can be both good and bad"
An interesting point, as within exceptions there will always be exceptions.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do the ladies on here face a similar type of request? I am interested to know how it is put.
Sometimes. Not normally. Most blokes CBA to write much if I'm honest."
What would you like a person to express in a message? |
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"otherwise known as looking for a high wire performance artist who is good at performing very delicate balancing acts.
I would rather fall......"
Nah. Just prepare and cook a three course dinner while fucking me. That's the yardstick  |
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"Do the ladies on here face a similar type of request? I am interested to know how it is put."
We get asked to conform to very specific dress and/or bra sizes often. Whilst I know guys get "must be gym fit", at least I've never seen one specifically asking for a 32" waist  |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"Do the ladies on here face a similar type of request? I am interested to know how it is put.
Sometimes. Not normally. Most blokes CBA to write much if I'm honest. What would you like a person to express in a message?"
In a first message?
Doesn't have to be long. Polite, non sexual, not objectifying, sparks an interest - maybe in the form of a question or observation from the forum or a photo or my profile.
I can't speak for all women though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do the ladies on here face a similar type of request? I am interested to know how it is put.
We get asked to conform to very specific dress and/or bra sizes often. Whilst I know guys get "must be gym fit", at least I've never seen one specifically asking for a 32" waist "
Tanned.
Big cock.
Bleached teeth.
6.5 minimum.
And pisses out champagne.
That was just one profile. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do the ladies on here face a similar type of request? I am interested to know how it is put.
Sometimes. Not normally. Most blokes CBA to write much if I'm honest. What would you like a person to express in a message?
In a first message?
Doesn't have to be long. Polite, non sexual, not objectifying, sparks an interest - maybe in the form of a question or observation from the forum or a photo or my profile.
I can't speak for all women though"
A reasonable few things to look for in a message. |
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"Do the ladies on here face a similar type of request? I am interested to know how it is put.
We get asked to conform to very specific dress and/or bra sizes often. Whilst I know guys get "must be gym fit", at least I've never seen one specifically asking for a 32" waist
Tanned.
Big cock.
Bleached teeth.
6.5 minimum.
And pisses out champagne.
That was just one profile. "
Problem is, most of the dress/bra size requirements are unlikely at best. Size 8/10 generally doesn't include enormous boobs. And anyway, a 32G is not the same as 36G either, so cup size is a load of baloney
I've had really over enthusiastic messages until they find out I'm a size 16...... Never rejected anyone because of dick size (yet ) |
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"Do the ladies on here face a similar type of request? I am interested to know how it is put."
Not so much from single guys, though the odd one states they will only accept slim women or young women. Couples can be a lot more particular.
Everyone has their preferences, but some people need to get more realistic. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do the ladies on here face a similar type of request? I am interested to know how it is put.
We get asked to conform to very specific dress and/or bra sizes often. Whilst I know guys get "must be gym fit", at least I've never seen one specifically asking for a 32" waist "
That specific, and that often. Subtitly
thrown out the window! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do the ladies on here face a similar type of request? I am interested to know how it is put.
We get asked to conform to very specific dress and/or bra sizes often. Whilst I know guys get "must be gym fit", at least I've never seen one specifically asking for a 32" waist
Tanned.
Big cock.
Bleached teeth.
6.5 minimum.
And pisses out champagne.
That was just one profile.
Problem is, most of the dress/bra size requirements are unlikely at best. Size 8/10 generally doesn't include enormous boobs. And anyway, a 32G is not the same as 36G either, so cup size is a load of baloney
I've had really over enthusiastic messages until they find out I'm a size 16...... Never rejected anyone because of dick size (yet ) "
I’ve only small hands anyway so a handful and mouthful is plenty 
As for the dick  . It’s how you use it that counts...right  |
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Problem is, most of the dress/bra size requirements are unlikely at best. Size 8/10 generally doesn't include enormous boobs. And anyway, a 32G is not the same as 36G either, so cup size is a load of baloney
I've had really over enthusiastic messages until they find out I'm a size 16...... Never rejected anyone because of dick size (yet )
I’ve only small hands anyway so a handful and mouthful is plenty
As for the dick . It’s how you use it that counts...right "
Well, my cups runneth over and unless it's a micro penis, yes
Big question though - does it piss champagne? If so, I'm suddenly into watersports |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"Do the ladies on here face a similar type of request? I am interested to know how it is put.
We get asked to conform to very specific dress and/or bra sizes often. Whilst I know guys get "must be gym fit", at least I've never seen one specifically asking for a 32" waist
Tanned.
Big cock.
Bleached teeth.
6.5 minimum.
And pisses out champagne.
That was just one profile.
Problem is, most of the dress/bra size requirements are unlikely at best. Size 8/10 generally doesn't include enormous boobs. And anyway, a 32G is not the same as 36G either, so cup size is a load of baloney
I've had really over enthusiastic messages until they find out I'm a size 16...... Never rejected anyone because of dick size (yet ) "
Most women don't have a clue about bra sizes never mind men. I'm a 30FF which people assume is huge but it's not. It's kind of 'normal' (whatever that is) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"otherwise known as looking for a high wire performance artist who is good at performing very delicate balancing acts.
I would rather fall......
Nah. Just prepare and cook a three course dinner while fucking me. That's the yardstick "
Sounds like a juggling act to me!
Or a burnt dinner!  |
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"otherwise known as looking for a high wire performance artist who is good at performing very delicate balancing acts.
I would rather fall......
Nah. Just prepare and cook a three course dinner while fucking me. That's the yardstick Sounds like a juggling act to me!
Or a burnt dinner! "
Would accept a Sainsbury's 3-piece deal if it's delivery guy is "exceptional" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"otherwise known as looking for a high wire performance artist who is good at performing very delicate balancing acts.
I would rather fall......
Nah. Just prepare and cook a three course dinner while fucking me. That's the yardstick Sounds like a juggling act to me!
Or a burnt dinner!
Would accept a Sainsbury's 3-piece deal if it's delivery guy is "exceptional" "
Nice one! |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"Most women wear the wrong bra size, but that's a whole different thread! "
Oh I know. Don't get me started. I twitch every time a boob thread pops up. I'm like the bra police. I have to wind my neck in at times |
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"Most women wear the wrong bra size, but that's a whole different thread!
Oh I know. Don't get me started. I twitch every time a boob thread pops up. I'm like the bra police. I have to wind my neck in at times "
Ember, I reckon we'd get on. Fancy a trip to M&S lingerie dept somewhere on Morecambe Bay?! |
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Bra sizes are a load of shite and always guaranteed to make the red mist descend! Why can't we just have a band size that just equates to the measurement around the body under the bust, and a cup size that equates to how much boob flesh fits in it! |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"Most women wear the wrong bra size, but that's a whole different thread!
Oh I know. Don't get me started. I twitch every time a boob thread pops up. I'm like the bra police. I have to wind my neck in at times
Ember, I reckon we'd get on. Fancy a trip to M&S lingerie dept somewhere on Morecambe Bay?! "
Ha ha not M&S they measured me at a 34A  . Bravissimo is my downfall!
Underwear and Morecambe sounds like a great day out! |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"Bra sizes are a load of shite and always guaranteed to make the red mist descend! Why can't we just have a band size that just equates to the measurement around the body under the bust, and a cup size that equates to how much boob flesh fits in it!"
It does! Well the band does (the problem is that people add 4" which is totally outdated. It should be the actual measurement) then the cup volume is relevant to the band. (Check out Boob or bust) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"otherwise known as looking for a high wire performance artist who is good at performing very delicate balancing acts.
I would rather fall......
Nah. Just prepare and cook a three course dinner while fucking me. That's the yardstick Sounds like a juggling act to me!
Or a burnt dinner!
Would accept a Sainsbury's 3-piece deal if it's delivery guy is "exceptional" "
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"Most women wear the wrong bra size, but that's a whole different thread!
Oh I know. Don't get me started. I twitch every time a boob thread pops up. I'm like the bra police. I have to wind my neck in at times
Ember, I reckon we'd get on. Fancy a trip to M&S lingerie dept somewhere on Morecambe Bay?!
Ha ha not M&S they measured me at a 34A . Bravissimo is my downfall!
Underwear and Morecambe sounds like a great day out!"
I know re: M&S, that's why I suggested
Being silly! I'm actually 36G but they had me at about 40D  |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"Most women wear the wrong bra size, but that's a whole different thread!
Oh I know. Don't get me started. I twitch every time a boob thread pops up. I'm like the bra police. I have to wind my neck in at times
Ember, I reckon we'd get on. Fancy a trip to M&S lingerie dept somewhere on Morecambe Bay?!
Ha ha not M&S they measured me at a 34A . Bravissimo is my downfall!
Underwear and Morecambe sounds like a great day out!
I know re: M&S, that's why I suggested
Being silly! I'm actually 36G but they had me at about 40D "
Oh thank goodness. I was winding my neck in . See I can do it |
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Anyway, boobs aside. Still looking for an exceptional guy for me (hotwife). Requirements:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
Gym fit
Generally fit
32" waist or less
Minimal body hair
Own teeth
No foot fetish
Penis 7" min
Errrmmmmm
Tie break: Ability to bring/order/prepare/cook appropriate 3 course meal while fucking me
*Waits for inbox deluge* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyway, boobs aside. Still looking for an exceptional guy for me (hotwife). Requirements:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
Gym fit
Generally fit
32" waist or less
Minimal body hair
Own teeth
No foot fetish
Penis 7" min
Errrmmmmm
Tie break: Ability to bring/order/prepare/cook appropriate 3 course meal while fucking me
*Waits for inbox deluge* "
Does you’re wife like to be blindfolded |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"Anyway, boobs aside. Still looking for an exceptional guy for me (hotwife). Requirements:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
Gym fit
Generally fit
32" waist or less
Minimal body hair
Own teeth
No foot fetish
Penis 7" min
Errrmmmmm
Tie break: Ability to bring/order/prepare/cook appropriate 3 course meal while fucking me
*Waits for inbox deluge* "
This....plus intelligent and modest.
Don't be shy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry OP
I seem to have changed your thread into one about boobs.
I'll stop "
I'm a boob man, no issue on that. Threads should develop naturally and not be controlled by OPs, but thanks anyway. |
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"Anyway, boobs aside. Still looking for an exceptional guy for me (hotwife). Requirements:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
Gym fit
Generally fit
32" waist or less
Minimal body hair
Own teeth
No foot fetish
Penis 7" min
Errrmmmmm
Tie break: Ability to bring/order/prepare/cook appropriate 3 course meal while fucking me
*Waits for inbox deluge*
Does you’re wife like to be blindfolded "
Only by guys who fulfil the above |
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"Anyway, boobs aside. Still looking for an exceptional guy for me (hotwife). Requirements:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
Gym fit
Generally fit
32" waist or less
Minimal body hair
Own teeth
No foot fetish
Penis 7" min
Errrmmmmm
Tie break: Ability to bring/order/prepare/cook appropriate 3 course meal while fucking me
*Waits for inbox deluge*
This....plus intelligent and modest.
Don't be shy "
Can we share Ember?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyway, boobs aside. Still looking for an exceptional guy for me (hotwife). Requirements:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
Gym fit
Generally fit
32" waist or less
Minimal body hair
Own teeth
No foot fetish
Penis 7" min
Errrmmmmm
Tie break: Ability to bring/order/prepare/cook appropriate 3 course meal while fucking me
*Waits for inbox deluge*
Does you’re wife like to be blindfolded
Only by guys who fulfil the above "
Shame I don’t wear heels then |
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"Bra sizes are a load of shite and always guaranteed to make the red mist descend! Why can't we just have a band size that just equates to the measurement around the body under the bust, and a cup size that equates to how much boob flesh fits in it!
It does! Well the band does (the problem is that people add 4" which is totally outdated. It should be the actual measurement) then the cup volume is relevant to the band. (Check out Boob or bust)"
Why in earth is the cup size relevant to the band size?! That makes no sense. And that boob or bust site made my head pop! All these women saying ooh yes I'm a size 32h etc when their boobs are the size of apples. In fact there's a better way of measuring boobs. From now onwards the Spice measurement scale will be band size = actual size in inches around the torso and cup size will be measured in fruit! I am 34 rockmelon! |
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"otherwise known as looking for a high wire performance artist who is good at performing very delicate balancing acts.
I would rather fall......"
Below average here! Can only exceed expectations that way! (Or die lonely!) |
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"Anyway, boobs aside. Still looking for an exceptional guy for me (hotwife). Requirements:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
Gym fit
Generally fit
32" waist or less
Minimal body hair
Own teeth
No foot fetish
Penis 7" min
Errrmmmmm
Tie break: Ability to bring/order/prepare/cook appropriate 3 course meal while fucking me
*Waits for inbox deluge* "
Who sets the “exceptional” guidelines??
I’d never reply to “exceptional” for two reasons....
1/ I’m not full of myself and think of myself as a regular chap
2/ Setting myself up to fail
Oh and one more...I probably fail six of your criteria so how inadequate do I feel!? |
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"Anyway, boobs aside. Still looking for an exceptional guy for me (hotwife). Requirements:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
Gym fit
Generally fit
32" waist or less
Minimal body hair
Own teeth
No foot fetish
Penis 7" min
Errrmmmmm
Tie break: Ability to bring/order/prepare/cook appropriate 3 course meal while fucking me
*Waits for inbox deluge*
Does you’re wife like to be blindfolded
Only by guys who fulfil the above
Shame I don’t wear heels then "
You can if you want, there's nothing on the list about footwear (unless it's a fetish ) |
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"Anyway, boobs aside. Still looking for an exceptional guy for me (hotwife). Requirements:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
Gym fit
Generally fit
32" waist or less
Minimal body hair
Own teeth
No foot fetish
Penis 7" min
Errrmmmmm
Tie break: Ability to bring/order/prepare/cook appropriate 3 course meal while fucking me
*Waits for inbox deluge*
Who sets the “exceptional” guidelines??
I’d never reply to “exceptional” for two reasons....
1/ I’m not full of myself and think of myself as a regular chap
2/ Setting myself up to fail
Oh and one more...I probably fail six of your criteria so how inadequate do I feel!? "
Soz, requirements are requirements. I missed off a couple more actually:
Willing to take the bins out
Makes frequent cups of tea  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was going to post that we'd just like to meet someone who was above average, rather than exceptional.
But if you consider the widely held belief that most men are fakes & time wasters, then even an average bloke would be a dick!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyway, boobs aside. Still looking for an exceptional guy for me (hotwife). Requirements:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
Gym fit
Generally fit
32" waist or less
Minimal body hair
Own teeth
No foot fetish
Penis 7" min
Errrmmmmm
Tie break: Ability to bring/order/prepare/cook appropriate 3 course meal while fucking me
*Waits for inbox deluge*
Who sets the “exceptional” guidelines??
I’d never reply to “exceptional” for two reasons....
1/ I’m not full of myself and think of myself as a regular chap
2/ Setting myself up to fail
Oh and one more...I probably fail six of your criteria so how inadequate do I feel!?
Soz, requirements are requirements. I missed off a couple more actually:
Willing to take the bins out
Makes frequent cups of tea "
You gotta supply the hobnobs with the tea aswell |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Anyway, boobs aside. Still looking for an exceptional guy for me (hotwife). Requirements:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
Gym fit
Generally fit
32" waist or less
Minimal body hair
Own teeth
No foot fetish
Penis 7" min
Errrmmmmm
Tie break: Ability to bring/order/prepare/cook appropriate 3 course meal while fucking me
*Waits for inbox deluge* "
Jason Momoa has a 36" waist.
Just saying.........
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"Anyway, boobs aside. Still looking for an exceptional guy for me (hotwife). Requirements:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
Gym fit
Generally fit
32" waist or less
Minimal body hair
Own teeth
No foot fetish
Penis 7" min
Errrmmmmm
Tie break: Ability to bring/order/prepare/cook appropriate 3 course meal while fucking me
*Waits for inbox deluge*
Jason Momoa has a 36" waist.
Just saying.........
A"
And I think I'm the only woman on earth who'd kick him out of bed |
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"Anyway, boobs aside. Still looking for an exceptional guy for me (hotwife). Requirements:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
Gym fit
Generally fit
32" waist or less
Minimal body hair
Own teeth
No foot fetish
Penis 7" min
Errrmmmmm
Tie break: Ability to bring/order/prepare/cook appropriate 3 course meal while fucking me
*Waits for inbox deluge*
Jason Momoa has a 36" waist.
Just saying.........
A"
I've a 36" waist  |
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"Anyway, boobs aside. Still looking for an exceptional guy for me (hotwife). Requirements:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
Gym fit
Generally fit
32" waist or less
Minimal body hair
Own teeth
No foot fetish
Penis 7" min
Errrmmmmm
Tie break: Ability to bring/order/prepare/cook appropriate 3 course meal while fucking me
*Waits for inbox deluge*
Who sets the “exceptional” guidelines??
I’d never reply to “exceptional” for two reasons....
1/ I’m not full of myself and think of myself as a regular chap
2/ Setting myself up to fail
Oh and one more...I probably fail six of your criteria so how inadequate do I feel!?
Soz, requirements are requirements. I missed off a couple more actually:
Willing to take the bins out
Makes frequent cups of tea
You gotta supply the hobnobs with the tea aswell "
Oh, no biccies please. Fat enough already |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyway, boobs aside. Still looking for an exceptional guy for me (hotwife). Requirements:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
Gym fit
Generally fit
32" waist or less
Minimal body hair
Own teeth
No foot fetish
Penis 7" min
Errrmmmmm
Tie break: Ability to bring/order/prepare/cook appropriate 3 course meal while fucking me
*Waits for inbox deluge*
Jason Momoa has a 36" waist.
Just saying.........
A
I've a 36" waist but my teeth aren't mine "
Go for it tiger |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Anyway, boobs aside. Still looking for an exceptional guy for me (hotwife). Requirements:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
Gym fit
Generally fit
32" waist or less
Minimal body hair
Own teeth
No foot fetish
Penis 7" min
Errrmmmmm
Tie break: Ability to bring/order/prepare/cook appropriate 3 course meal while fucking me
*Waits for inbox deluge*
Jason Momoa has a 36" waist.
Just saying.........
A
I've a 36" waist "
If you were fluttering those eyelashes at me....... I doubt I'm your type.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do the ladies on here face a similar type of request? I am interested to know how it is put.
We get asked to conform to very specific dress and/or bra sizes often. Whilst I know guys get "must be gym fit", at least I've never seen one specifically asking for a 32" waist
Tanned.
Big cock.
Bleached teeth.
6.5 minimum.
And pisses out champagne.
That was just one profile.
Problem is, most of the dress/bra size requirements are unlikely at best. Size 8/10 generally doesn't include enormous boobs. And anyway, a 32G is not the same as 36G either, so cup size is a load of baloney
I've had really over enthusiastic messages until they find out I'm a size 16...... Never rejected anyone because of dick size (yet )
I’ve only small hands anyway so a handful and mouthful is plenty
As for the dick . It’s how you use it that counts...right "
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Do the ladies on here face a similar type of request? I am interested to know how it is put.
Sometimes. Not normally. Most blokes CBA to write much if I'm honest."
Women often are the same as well i've found. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s such a cliche but the only exceptional I look for is exceptionally funny.
Humour is wayyyy more important than anything else.
Unless there’s someone who ejaculates money and chocolate, in which case I don’t care if you’re funny or not. You can buy my laughs |
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"It’s such a cliche but the only exceptional I look for is exceptionally funny.
Humour is wayyyy more important than anything else.
Unless there’s someone who ejaculates money and chocolate, in which case I don’t care if you’re funny or not. You can buy my laughs "
Hello yeast infection |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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Why in earth is the cup size relevant to the band size?! That makes no sense. And that boob or bust site made my head pop! All these women saying ooh yes I'm a size 32h etc when their boobs are the size of apples. In fact there's a better way of measuring boobs. From now onwards the Spice measurement scale will be band size = actual size in inches around the torso and cup size will be measured in fruit! I am 34 rockmelon!"
That's right. The cup volume increases with the band so a 34F has more boob than a 30F.
Blame M&S they've been cocking up measuring for years.
I like this picture for explaining
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/nyw4N
But rockmelon also works |
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