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"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.
Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”
No offence! "
Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South. |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
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"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.
Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”
No offence!
Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South."
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.
Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”
No offence!
Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South."
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"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.
Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”
No offence!
Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South."
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"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.
Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”
No offence!
Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South."
What the fuck is a bath? |
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"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.
Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”
No offence!
Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South."
Almost chocked on me parmo there Granny! |
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"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.
Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”
No offence!
Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South."
No but you do need to clear the front room of all the whippets and flat caps, to make room for the old tinny to set down in front of the fire...  |
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"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.
Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”
No offence!
Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South.
Almost chocked on me parmo there Granny! "
I just looked up parmo ....... thought it was a sex move..... it's cheesey chickun |
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"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.
Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”
No offence!
Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South.
No but you do need to clear the front room of all the whippets and flat caps, to make room for the old tinny to set down in front of the fire... "
Too much Peaky Blinder watching Clunge. In our twice daily baths ( marble , sunken , gold taps ) we talk of southern sardines and their willingness, nay eagerness to part with their hard earned on third rate coffee beans in paper cups. |
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"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.
Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”
No offence!
Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South.
No but you do need to clear the front room of all the whippets and flat caps, to make room for the old tinny to set down in front of the fire...
Too much Peaky Blinder watching Clunge. In our twice daily baths ( marble , sunken , gold taps ) we talk of southern sardines and their willingness, nay eagerness to part with their hard earned on third rate coffee beans in paper cups."
Yes but we all know money grows on trees down here and the streets are paved with gold... I've had to buy a new leaf blower, just to blast away all the 50 pound notes on the path to my front door.
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"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.
Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”
No offence!
Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South."
Also isn't barf just throwing up ? |
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"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.
Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”
No offence!
Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South.
No but you do need to clear the front room of all the whippets and flat caps, to make room for the old tinny to set down in front of the fire...
Too much Peaky Blinder watching Clunge. In our twice daily baths ( marble , sunken , gold taps ) we talk of southern sardines and their willingness, nay eagerness to part with their hard earned on third rate coffee beans in paper cups.
Yes but we all know money grows on trees down here and the streets are paved with gold... I've had to buy a new leaf blower, just to blast away all the 50 pound notes on the path to my front door.
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Are some notes as small as 50. Well I never.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.
Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”
No offence!
Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South.
No but you do need to clear the front room of all the whippets and flat caps, to make room for the old tinny to set down in front of the fire...
Too much Peaky Blinder watching Clunge. In our twice daily baths ( marble , sunken , gold taps ) we talk of southern sardines and their willingness, nay eagerness to part with their hard earned on third rate coffee beans in paper cups.
Yes but we all know money grows on trees down here and the streets are paved with gold... I've had to buy a new leaf blower, just to blast away all the 50 pound notes on the path to my front door.
Are some notes as small as 50. Well I never.... "
These aren't some green shield 50p coupons for coal or wood kindling...these are nifty's.. a bullseye... pinkies ... you could buy a house up north with one of these and still have change for a caravan holiday in Prestatyn .
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"what is a car a van? ..... oh you southern teasies.....
I'll wave to you as we fly over to the Med.
Car a van ... northern mansion"
Indeed. In london a car a van is a 12 family high rise - with a lifetime mortgage yoke. |
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"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.
Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”
No offence!
Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South."
Mic drop from Granny |
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"what is a car a van? ..... oh you southern teasies.....
I'll wave to you as we fly over to the Med.
Car a van ... northern mansion
Indeed. In london a car a van is a 12 family high rise - with a lifetime mortgage yoke."
But after 6 months of buying you will have made so much money...you can retire to Essex and live out your days . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So who would like to propose where we draw the north/south dividing line?
Stuck firmly in the Midlands, we need to know which tribe we belong to!"
Line would be a bit up from Watford services... |
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"So who would like to propose where we draw the north/south dividing line?
Stuck firmly in the Midlands, we need to know which tribe we belong to!"
Birmingham when the HS train line is built but cancelled further north. |
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"what is a car a van? ..... oh you southern teasies.....
I'll wave to you as we fly over to the Med.
Car a van ... northern mansion
Indeed. In london a car a van is a 12 family high rise - with a lifetime mortgage yoke.
But after 6 months of buying you will have made so much money...you can retire to Essex and live out your days . "
Surely no one buys to own in London. We are already retired and rent out to the unfortunates that are still in the race. A 70 hour week to rent a one room flat with three others. |
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"So who would like to propose where we draw the north/south dividing line?
Stuck firmly in the Midlands, we need to know which tribe we belong to!
Birmingham when the HS train line is built but cancelled further north."
The HS train line should of started being built in the north then head south. |
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"Big difference. Down here we say “I’ll have a bath (pronounced “Barth”) before going out.
Up north - “oh fuck it , let’s just go out!”
No offence!
Up North we don't need to announce a bath as it's not such a rare occurrence as it is down South."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im splitting it top to bottom and taking everything west of Surrey"
Ok I'll take a few of the London boroughs, Berkshire, the rest of Surrey and a couple of miles of the jurassic coast..the rest can be used for fracking and prisons. |
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