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Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.
My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car |
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"Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.
My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car"
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"Why are they so hard to keep straight/even
Ugh
What first world problems ya got?"
Peering through mine because my hairdresser broke her wrist at Christmas!! |
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"Why are they so hard to keep straight/even
Ugh
What first world problems ya got?
Peering through mine because my hairdresser broke her wrist at Christmas!!"
Oh no! |
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"Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.
My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car
Omg "
My second one is a sort of combination of first worlditis isn't it . |
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"Snap!! Bugger is only straight 2 days a week. The rest of the week it’s pinned up. Then I’ll moan in summer that humidity makes it curly... I should really grow it out..  "
I still have my super short hair so I can’t pin mine back  dunno what my auntie (she’s a hair dresser) does differently when she straightens it for me, I just can’t do it |
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"Why are they so hard to keep straight/even
Ugh
What first world problems ya got?
Peering through mine because my hairdresser broke her wrist at Christmas!!"
You've got a lovely heavy fringe. Can I ask you where you brush it forward from? |
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"Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.
My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car
Omg
My second one is a sort of combination of first worlditis isn't it . "
Yep - I actually laughed
But I have the same problem! We have a cupboard just for coats and we still have some hanging in our bedroom |
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"I'm never convinced that my eyeliner is just right when I apply it.
Mine never is cause my bastarding eyes are different shapes!!!"
I've given up on eyeliner. No one's looking that closely, wobbly is fine. |
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"Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.
My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car
Omg
My second one is a sort of combination of first worlditis isn't it .
Yep - I actually laughed
But I have the same problem! We have a cupboard just for coats and we still have some hanging in our bedroom "
My grandmother was always buying coats, it was a family home that she was just nipping to Marks for a "nice little coat". It seems that I'm continuing the good work  |
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"Why are they so hard to keep straight/even
Ugh
What first world problems ya got?"
After having a fair few hair straighteners and curlers miss me, Because there hair wont go the way they want it.
Id take the fringe comment as small talk.  |
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Yes my hair bugs me, it needs cutting yet again as it seems to grow too quickly and I can’t get it to look as good as the hairdresser does. I can’t grow it long as it just goes dead straight and clings to my head. X |
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"I too feel this pain. My fringe is too long now and I haven't the time to get it cut :/
I look like a wookie
Ffs bet you don’t!"
I bloody well do! Got a bowl?? You can cut it if you like  |
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"I too feel this pain. My fringe is too long now and I haven't the time to get it cut :/
I look like a wookie
Ffs bet you don’t!
I bloody well do! Got a bowl?? You can cut it if you like "
You don’t want hair like mine, I have a literal bowl cut |
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"I too feel this pain. My fringe is too long now and I haven't the time to get it cut :/
I look like a wookie
Wow ... I have a Chewbacca fetish  "
I just can't grunt as well! |
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"Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.
My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car
Omg
My second one is a sort of combination of first worlditis isn't it .
Yep - I actually laughed
But I have the same problem! We have a cupboard just for coats and we still have some hanging in our bedroom "
You people! I have two coats! |
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"I too feel this pain. My fringe is too long now and I haven't the time to get it cut :/
I look like a wookie
Ffs bet you don’t!
I bloody well do! Got a bowl?? You can cut it if you like
You don’t want hair like mine, I have a literal bowl cut "
Oh behave! You are gorgeous!! |
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"Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.
My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car
Omg
My second one is a sort of combination of first worlditis isn't it .
Yep - I actually laughed
But I have the same problem! We have a cupboard just for coats and we still have some hanging in our bedroom
You people! I have two coats!"
I have two that I wear
Most of them are Primark coats to be fair.  quantity over quality and all that |
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"I too feel this pain. My fringe is too long now and I haven't the time to get it cut :/
I look like a wookie
Ffs bet you don’t!
I bloody well do! Got a bowl?? You can cut it if you like
You don’t want hair like mine, I have a literal bowl cut
Oh behave! You are gorgeous!! "
Why thank you I do suit my bowl cut to be fair |
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"I'm still trying to decide whether to chop all my hair off
Do it do it do it!
I had a pixie two years ago, what am I like "
I aaaaaaaalways encourage folk to cut their hair short |
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"Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.
My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car
Omg
My second one is a sort of combination of first worlditis isn't it .
Yep - I actually laughed
But I have the same problem! We have a cupboard just for coats and we still have some hanging in our bedroom
You people! I have two coats!"
So do I...in the cars. |
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"Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.
My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car
Omg
My second one is a sort of combination of first worlditis isn't it .
Yep - I actually laughed
But I have the same problem! We have a cupboard just for coats and we still have some hanging in our bedroom
You people! I have two coats!
So do I...in the cars. "
And one car |
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"I'm still trying to decide whether to chop all my hair off
Do it do it do it!
I had a pixie two years ago, what am I like
I aaaaaaaalways encourage folk to cut their hair short "
I look I'm about 14 with short hair. |
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"Same, it gets greasy, when the wind blows it looks horrible and it's only exactly the right length for 26 seconds in the early hours of the morning three days after I've had it cut.
My other first world problem is that I have too many coats to fit in the wardrobe so I have to keep one in each car
Omg
My second one is a sort of combination of first worlditis isn't it .
Yep - I actually laughed
But I have the same problem! We have a cupboard just for coats and we still have some hanging in our bedroom
You people! I have two coats!
So do I...in the cars.
And one car "
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