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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Due to certain times when you can’t swear, (although I swear like a good un) what alternative words or phrases do you use?
I’m talking times when you maybe at work and have to be professional, or maybe have a family member around or if children are present etc.
Four foot snake is a good one.
I sometimes say shazbutt too 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I get all my swearing out on here. I say a lot of 'oh sugar' and 'oh France' in real life."
I swear a lot tbh, but know when I can’t get away with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh shoot, bummer or depending how bad it is I make a lot of random, incoherent noises trying not to swear. Sometimes I just say C**T really loudly and deal the consequences after |
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"Oh shoot, bummer or depending how bad it is I make a lot of random, incoherent noises trying not to swear. Sometimes I just say C**T really loudly and deal the consequences after"
I said bummer a couple of weeks ago and it resulted in my toddler running about shouting “Bummer! Bummer!” So I had to quickly re-evaluate which word to use as an alternative  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive stubbed my toe before or stepped on a plug before and shouted barclaycard "
Haha I did this once myself and I swear I remember shouting at the top of my voice "go on you 3 pinned bastard!" |
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When I was a teenager and I went to the church youth group, one of the leaders used to say that if we stub our toe or do something that makes us want to swear like a trooper, we should instead shout "PRAISE THE LORD!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I quite like the word “Twastard”, by combining two more obvious swear words, it somehow feels stronger and more effective than the other two separately! "
I like it. It’s twucking great |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a guy on youtube i like that refers to the reactionary hate mailers he gets as, "Amoeba-brained by-products of animal buggery."
-That's poetry right there. |
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I used to work with a couple of people from Slovenia and they told me how there are literally no swear words in Slovenian (apart from one's specifically commandeered from English for the purpose). If you want to express how pissed off you are in Slovenian, there aren't really any ruder expressions than...
"It's a white road!"
"Three hundred hairy bears!"
If they want to get foul seriously, the borrow from Croatian where swearing is just ridiculously normal. A common greeting to your mate you meet up with might be...
"How's that whore of a mother of yours? I'd like to fuck her up the arse."
This is just a friendly way of saying hello. |
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I'm a builder so therefore I'm licenced to swear..... All the time.
My 20mth old daughter swore for the first time the other day "fucking hell" I was so proud, still am, it brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it.
There are however times however when I have to reign in the profanity so say "chuffing" instead. |
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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago
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Not allowed to swear around my brothers kids which I often forget, or slip up. Manage to catch myself sometimes and quickly change fuck to frick or cunt to custard. Does lead to the youngest calling people at stupid custard.  |
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