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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
I worked in a factory that makes currency for most countries. We used to sit on huge rolls of bank notes worth millions, drinking coffee. I met the president of Kazakhstan there. Sadly it’s not Borat. |
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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago
south coast |
"Teaching vips to ski.......would have done for free.....
Alas wanted to pay me so who was i to argue.....
Are you allowed to say who..?"
I am but never would.......i can say came from singing, film and the odd blue blood... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My job while not whacky is seriously unusual (theres a few hundred of us in the whole country that do it) and it tends to fascinate people when they hear about it
(I'm not going to say what it is, that would he akin to putting my name and contact details on here)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once got paid to fix the fences at a show jumping event.3 years in a row when in the army cadets.
And to start BMX bike racing. I had to pull a string to unblock the riders at the start.And shout bikes ready riders ready GO |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flags on lamposts? Don't you mean flagpoles ?"
No on lampposts
it's a very big thing in Northern Ireland aswell. Mark's out Protestant Catholic neighborhoods.
Every where you go you see flags
And I have seen it in Glasgow aswell |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"My job while not whacky is seriously unusual (theres a few hundred of us in the whole country that do it) and it tends to fascinate people when they hear about it
(I'm not going to say what it is, that would he akin to putting my name and contact details on here)
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A clue please please please |
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By *eonnieCouple
over a year ago
Worsley |
Tarot reader for a phoneline, seemed like a good idea in theory but it just wasn't for me.
When I was younger I did Greek folkore dancing professionally, that was a lot of fun. Danced at hotels, got paid for it and socialised. Like paid nights out basically  |
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I had a summer job working in someone’s private animal collection. Basically this guy my Father knew had his own Zoo which was mostly bird oriented but had wallabies buffalo and bison and a few others.
I would spend hours chopping up fruit and fish for very little pay but loved the feeding them part. An Eagle owl used to go out of its way to terrify me. It used to seemingly stand at eye level with me and basically fuck with me for a laugh while clacking it’s beak at me which sounded like a mad cackle.
Good time. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"My job while not whacky is seriously unusual (theres a few hundred of us in the whole country that do it) and it tends to fascinate people when they hear about it
(I'm not going to say what it is, that would he akin to putting my name and contact details on here)
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Stage conjurer ? |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Painting the H on helipads  
Wearing the H off helipads, but thanks for your efforts!  "
I like the cool job where you sit in the helicopter gun bay with the doors open.. the journey but not the shooting of people I hasten to add |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not really a job as such as only paid travel, hotel expenses plus $400 per event.
1999-2010 was fortunate to be a IFBB carded judge.
Loved it but the politics was getting to much. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I told you... I’d have to kill you
OK, but not until I've squeezed your bum. 
You can do that ASS I kill you  
So you'll kill me with terrible jokes then?
FYI - that's my job.  "
Puns at fifty paces ... we're both doomed |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"If I told you... I’d have to kill you
OK, but not until I've squeezed your bum.
You can do that ASS I kill you
So you'll kill me with terrible jokes then?
FYI - that's my job.
Puns at fifty paces ... we're both doomed "
Filth. Now ya talking. Maybe we was made for each other. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Painting the H on helipads
Wearing the H off helipads, but thanks for your efforts!
I like the cool job where you sit in the helicopter gun bay with the doors open.. the journey but not the shooting of people I hasten to add "
Hell, we used to sit on our flak jackets in 'nam
Chelt'nam..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to be part of a theatre group that would go round schools doing performances on the environment. Acting as Robin hood a lot of the time. Was fun. |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
"Guinness book of records verifier "
Really? Loads of fun. We were going to enter one, it was for so many naked people running in the sea at the same time but we were flying back home on the day, we were all gutted  |
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Escorted a massive poo truck through a festival once
Yes i had really weird jobs. Some really rewarding ones too... But i do get asked by men on fab if they paid, could they do xyz i.e really weird things |
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"Guinness book of records verifier
Really? Loads of fun. We were going to enter one, it was for so many naked people running in the sea at the same time but we were flying back home on the day, we were all gutted "
Didn't get paid loads for it but nice to be part of something like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personal server to the king of abu dabu at ringo star's old home
I used to wipe his bum. I dont remember you...
Your face was always covered in crap to notice anyone elsen "
That is true, but I'm certain I would of seen you around the place, maybe in his excellence study, lazerquest zone or sex dungeon? |
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I occasionally jump into a trench with a trowel to excavate all sort of strange and wonderful things. A part from the odd prehistoric flints, stone wall foundations, etc. the most fascinating thing was excavating 2 medieval human skeletons from a mass grave plague pit at a scheduled monument in Lincolnshire.
J |
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I've worked in the justice system for the last 10 years. I've always said if I wrote a book about my experiences, they'd put it on the fiction shelves, because no one believes the stuff insee and hear on a daily basis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've worked in the justice system for the last 10 years. I've always said if I wrote a book about my experiences, they'd put it on the fiction shelves, because no one believes the stuff insee and hear on a daily basis."
I would absolutely LOVE to sit down and listen to what you have to say! Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've worked in the justice system for the last 10 years. I've always said if I wrote a book about my experiences, they'd put it on the fiction shelves, because no one believes the stuff insee and hear on a daily basis."
I know what you mean...I'm writing mine now and I would find much of it hard to believe.. |
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"I occasionally jump into a trench with a trowel to excavate all sort of strange and wonderful things. A part from the odd prehistoric flints, stone wall foundations, etc. the most fascinating thing was excavating 2 medieval human skeletons from a mass grave plague pit at a scheduled monument in Lincolnshire.
J"
Now that does sound very interesting! What's the most exciting find you've ever come across? |
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"I occasionally jump into a trench with a trowel to excavate all sort of strange and wonderful things. A part from the odd prehistoric flints, stone wall foundations, etc. the most fascinating thing was excavating 2 medieval human skeletons from a mass grave plague pit at a scheduled monument in Lincolnshire.
J
Now that does sound very interesting! What's the most exciting find you've ever come across? "
It would be the 2 skeletons above - one a juvenile and the other an adult. Being nearly 700 years old, their bones were very fragile and careful excavating was needed. Otherwise, their bones would shattered. It was very time consuming with small brushes, etc. but didn’t notice the time going by. I did get sunburnt on my lower back, which it is the infamous ‘smiley’. The site reminded me of the scene from the original Poltergeist movie, when that girl falls into the half finished swimming pool in the rain and all the skeletons emerge.
I’ve been on many other sites, such as Iron Age hillforts and settlements, the garden at Shakespeare’s house in Stratford upon Avon (was featured on Time Team about 10 years ago) and a Bronze Age bog at Lindow Moss, taking coring samples as deep as 7 metres into the Ice Age level,
Us archaeologists much prefer to excavate rubbish and poo, rather than treasure. |
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"I occasionally jump into a trench with a trowel to excavate all sort of strange and wonderful things. A part from the odd prehistoric flints, stone wall foundations, etc. the most fascinating thing was excavating 2 medieval human skeletons from a mass grave plague pit at a scheduled monument in Lincolnshire.
J
Now that does sound very interesting! What's the most exciting find you've ever come across?
It would be the 2 skeletons above - one a juvenile and the other an adult. Being nearly 700 years old, their bones were very fragile and careful excavating was needed. Otherwise, their bones would shattered. It was very time consuming with small brushes, etc. but didn’t notice the time going by. I did get sunburnt on my lower back, which it is the infamous ‘smiley’. The site reminded me of the scene from the original Poltergeist movie, when that girl falls into the half finished swimming pool in the rain and all the skeletons emerge.
I’ve been on many other sites, such as Iron Age hillforts and settlements, the garden at Shakespeare’s house in Stratford upon Avon (was featured on Time Team about 10 years ago) and a Bronze Age bog at Lindow Moss, taking coring samples as deep as 7 metres into the Ice Age level,
Us archaeologists much prefer to excavate rubbish and poo, rather than treasure. "
Archaeology has always fascinated me. I miss Time Team |
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"I've been a Text Sex operator. I got 9p per text. Most I made in one week was £50. It got really boring after a couple of months. "
I used to do that too. Was ok when it was paid by the hour but got really boring after a few years when they made it per text. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stage management for burlesque/tattoo events- being asked to check that knickers and c-strings cover everything became a common occurrence.
I ended my nursing career as a sexual health nurse- definitely an eye opener! (Sadly not the gentleman’s eye as that’s not done anymore- spoil sports!)
Viv x |
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