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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"You wouldn't be tellin me to use contraception now would ya father
There's a Pat Mustard on here and I smile every time I see his user name!"
He must be lookin to put his big tool in someones box  |
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over a year ago
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"You wouldn't be tellin me to use contraception now would ya father
There's a Pat Mustard on here and I smile every time I see his user name!
He must be lookin to put his big tool in someones box "
Mrs Doyals ?? |
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Dougal: "God Ted I can't wait to find out what's under tomorrows one, I bet it's a donkey or something"
Ted: "Oh right so you've changed from your initial predication, what was it again? Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed wasn't it."
Who doesn't like an advent calendar?
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"Dougal: "God Ted I can't wait to find out what's under tomorrows one, I bet it's a donkey or something"
Ted: "Oh right so you've changed from your initial predication, what was it again? Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed wasn't it."
Who doesn't like an advent calendar?
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Copy and paste job but this always has me crying wae laughter
Mrs. Doyle : It's a bit much for me, Father. "Feck this" and "Feck that"
Father Ted Crilly : Yes, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs. Doyle : "You big bastard." Oh, Dreadful Language. "You big hairy arse." "You big Fecker." Fierce Stuff! And of course the F-word father, the bad F-word. Worse then Feck. You know the one I mean.
Father Ted Crilly : Yes, I do, Mrs Doyle
Mrs. Doyle : "F you" "F your effing wife" I don't know why they have to use language like that. "I'll stick this effing pitch up your hole" That was another one.
Father Ted Crilly : I see what you mean, Mrs Doyle
Mrs. Doyle : "Bastard this" and "Bastard that". You can't move for the Bastards in her novels. It's wall-to-wall bastards.
Father Ted Crilly : Is it Mrs Doyle?
Mrs. Doyle : "You Bastard" "You Fecker" "You bollocks! Get your ballocks out of my face."
Father Ted Crilly : Yes, you just go and prepare for the nuns.
Mrs. Doyle : "Ride me sideways" was another one. |
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"That would be an ecumenical matter
Is it wrong that a) I've used this at work, and b) used it in its proper sense i.e. during a conversation with a vicar (ret)?! "
I'm so impressed! I've used it at work but never in an appropriate context.  |
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"That would be an ecumenical matter
Is it wrong that a) I've used this at work, and b) used it in its proper sense i.e. during a conversation with a vicar (ret)?!
I'm so impressed! I've used it at work but never in an appropriate context. "
Helps if you know a priest or two  |
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"That would be an ecumenical matter
Is it wrong that a) I've used this at work, and b) used it in its proper sense i.e. during a conversation with a vicar (ret)?!
I'm so impressed! I've used it at work but never in an appropriate context.
Helps if you know a priest or two "
I once spent new year at a line dancing evening with a load of nuns, if that counts. They closed the bar at 11. I was having some very unchristian thoughts about it all. |
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"That would be an ecumenical matter
Is it wrong that a) I've used this at work, and b) used it in its proper sense i.e. during a conversation with a vicar (ret)?!
I'm so impressed! I've used it at work but never in an appropriate context.
Helps if you know a priest or two
I once spent new year at a line dancing evening with a load of nuns, if that counts. They closed the bar at 11. I was having some very unchristian thoughts about it all."
That sounds like a great laugh! I have a weird and eclectic mix of friends, some of whom have genuine ecumenical matters to attend to |
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