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over a year ago
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"Ok I have to ask ..what is a dirty burger 
Big fat whopoff affair with all the pickles, sauces and cheese on top
Make that 2 I'm on my way  "
I can't promise I won't eat it so hurry up!! |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"Ok I have to ask ..what is a dirty burger
Big fat whopoff affair with all the pickles, sauces and cheese on top
Make that 2 I'm on my way
I can't promise I won't eat it so hurry up!!"
I'm sure I can make it in record time with a storm Dennis tail wind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok I have to ask ..what is a dirty burger
Big fat whopoff affair with all the pickles, sauces and cheese on top
Make that 2 I'm on my way
I can't promise I won't eat it so hurry up!!
I'm sure I can make it in record time with a storm Dennis tail wind "
Get a shufty on then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone lend me some dick please?
Just some dick or a whole body attached to one....and preferably a head to control the whole thing
I'll settle for the dick to be honest "
Borrow mine. I wont be needing it tonight x |
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"Can someone lend me some dick please?
Just some dick or a whole body attached to one....and preferably a head to control the whole thing
I'll settle for the dick to be honest
Borrow mine. I wont be needing it tonight x"
Thank you, that's very generous  |
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"Can someone lend me some dick please?
I have a boing video if that helps "
I had to read through that thread to figure out it wasn't a misspelling of a brand of planes and now I'm not sure that that says about me. |
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"Can someone lend me some dick please?
I'll lend you mine for a titty drop video 
Deal!
Result
Nothing like some fab bartering!
I totally agree, now you've both happy "
Exactly! Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours! |
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"Can someone lend me some dick please?
Can send a few pics of mine if that's any use? Might need something return though! "
I'm afraid dick pics are somewhat an abundant resource on here. Poor bartering skills. 1/10 |
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"Can someone lend me some dick please?
I'll lend you mine for a titty drop video
Deal!
Result
Nothing like some fab bartering!
I totally agree, now you've both happy
Exactly! Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours!"
I shall bear that in mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone lend me some dick please?
Can send a few pics of mine if that's any use? Might need something return though!
I'm afraid dick pics are somewhat an abundant resource on here. Poor bartering skills. 1/10"
Well unfortunately, liverpool is just too far a drive for me to bring it in person so photographs were all I've got to offer.  |
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"Can someone lend me some dick please?
Can send a few pics of mine if that's any use? Might need something return though!
I'm afraid dick pics are somewhat an abundant resource on here. Poor bartering skills. 1/10
Well unfortunately, liverpool is just too far a drive for me to bring it in person so photographs were all I've got to offer. "
Stick it in the post. Make sure you bubble wrap it first though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well unfortunately, liverpool is just too far a drive for me to bring it in person so photographs were all I've got to offer.
Stick it in the post. Make sure you bubble wrap it first though."
I'm not sure it would be as impressive by the time it got to you and I'd kinda be lost without it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone lend me some dick please?
I'll lend you mine for a titty drop video
Deal!
*Awaits patiently  *
I can't post videos though  "
Fine, I'll take a rear motorboat at MLS instead, deal? |
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Well unfortunately, liverpool is just too far a drive for me to bring it in person so photographs were all I've got to offer.
Stick it in the post. Make sure you bubble wrap it first though.
I'm not sure it would be as impressive by the time it got to you and I'd kinda be lost without it."
So selfish. |
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"Can someone lend me some dick please?
I'll lend you mine for a titty drop video
Deal!
*Awaits patiently *
I can't post videos though
Fine, I'll take a rear motorboat at MLS instead, deal?"
Fine but I want the dick in advance!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"P.s. are we pyloric stenosis twins? I'm going to look a bit odd if I'm wrong  .
We are indeed! 
Twinsies!!!"
Dont think I've ever met anyone with the same issue before.  |
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"P.s. are we pyloric stenosis twins? I'm going to look a bit odd if I'm wrong .
We are indeed!
Twinsies!!!
Dont think I've ever met anyone with the same issue before. "
I have. They've all been men though. I'm the only woman I know. It is less common in women for some reason though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone lend me some dick please?
I'll lend you mine for a titty drop video
Deal!
*Awaits patiently *
I can't post videos though
Fine, I'll take a rear motorboat at MLS instead, deal?
Fine but I want the dick in advance! "
I'll even wrap it for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"P.s. are we pyloric stenosis twins? I'm going to look a bit odd if I'm wrong .
We are indeed!
Twinsies!!!
Dont think I've ever met anyone with the same issue before.
I have. They've all been men though. I'm the only woman I know. It is less common in women for some reason though."
Yeah I've always been told it's more common with the first born son. Your scar looks a lot neater than mine! |
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"Can someone lend me some dick please?
I'll lend you mine for a titty drop video
Deal!
*Awaits patiently *
I can't post videos though
Fine, I'll take a rear motorboat at MLS instead, deal?
Fine but I want the dick in advance!
I'll even wrap it for you "
Oh you do spoil me! Next you'll tell me you'll put a gummy ring on it so I've got a post wank snack! |
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"P.s. are we pyloric stenosis twins? I'm going to look a bit odd if I'm wrong .
We are indeed!
Twinsies!!!
Dont think I've ever met anyone with the same issue before.
I have. They've all been men though. I'm the only woman I know. It is less common in women for some reason though.
Yeah I've always been told it's more common with the first born son. Your scar looks a lot neater than mine!"
Haha nah I think mine's just less obvious because I'm squishier . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"P.s. are we pyloric stenosis twins? I'm going to look a bit odd if I'm wrong .
We are indeed!
Twinsies!!!
Dont think I've ever met anyone with the same issue before.
I have. They've all been men though. I'm the only woman I know. It is less common in women for some reason though.
Yeah I've always been told it's more common with the first born son. Your scar looks a lot neater than mine!
Haha nah I think mine's just less obvious because I'm squishier ."
You're far from squishy! My weight gets all over the place at times and mine looks worse with the more weight I put on. |
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"P.s. are we pyloric stenosis twins? I'm going to look a bit odd if I'm wrong .
We are indeed!
Twinsies!!!
Dont think I've ever met anyone with the same issue before.
I have. They've all been men though. I'm the only woman I know. It is less common in women for some reason though.
Yeah I've always been told it's more common with the first born son. Your scar looks a lot neater than mine!
Haha nah I think mine's just less obvious because I'm squishier .
You're far from squishy! My weight gets all over the place at times and mine looks worse with the more weight I put on. "
Aww I think they're cute tucked up under the ribs. I forget about it to be honest. Embrace it! It saved your life. |
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"Don't mind me sitting in the corner edging myself while you all get your flirt on
*makes uncomfortably long eye contact*"
Uncomfortable for you maybe
Now that's all I can think about haha
A hot lady helping me to edge myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"P.s. are we pyloric stenosis twins? I'm going to look a bit odd if I'm wrong .
We are indeed!
Twinsies!!!
Dont think I've ever met anyone with the same issue before.
I have. They've all been men though. I'm the only woman I know. It is less common in women for some reason though.
Yeah I've always been told it's more common with the first born son. Your scar looks a lot neater than mine!
Haha nah I think mine's just less obvious because I'm squishier .
You're far from squishy! My weight gets all over the place at times and mine looks worse with the more weight I put on.
Aww I think they're cute tucked up under the ribs. I forget about it to be honest. Embrace it! It saved your life."
It sure did! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone lend me some dick please?
I'll lend you mine for a titty drop video
Deal!
*Awaits patiently *
I can't post videos though
Fine, I'll take a rear motorboat at MLS instead, deal?
Fine but I want the dick in advance!
I'll even wrap it for you
Oh you do spoil me! Next you'll tell me you'll put a gummy ring on it so I've got a post wank snack!"
Snack? That's a promise ring |
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"P.s. are we pyloric stenosis twins? I'm going to look a bit odd if I'm wrong .
We are indeed!
Twinsies!!!
Dont think I've ever met anyone with the same issue before.
I have. They've all been men though. I'm the only woman I know. It is less common in women for some reason though.
Yeah I've always been told it's more common with the first born son. Your scar looks a lot neater than mine!
Haha nah I think mine's just less obvious because I'm squishier .
You're far from squishy! My weight gets all over the place at times and mine looks worse with the more weight I put on.
Aww I think they're cute tucked up under the ribs. I forget about it to be honest. Embrace it! It saved your life.
It sure did! "
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"Can someone lend me some dick please?
I'll lend you mine for a titty drop video
Deal!
*Awaits patiently *
I can't post videos though
Fine, I'll take a rear motorboat at MLS instead, deal?
Fine but I want the dick in advance!
I'll even wrap it for you
Oh you do spoil me! Next you'll tell me you'll put a gummy ring on it so I've got a post wank snack!
Snack? That's a promise ring "
Oh you're such a catch! |
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