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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok so...
You're in the middle of a zombie apocalipse and you're surrounded by brain eating undead...
The first thing immediatly to your left is your weapon...
What is it and how long are you gonna last?? |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"First thing I need to know
Walking dead type zombie
Or
World War Z type zombie
This is important lolim fully inclusive so a mixture of both"
 World War Z zombies we're fucked ...I'm joining the zombie side  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am having so much fun thank you all x
You're still alive 
Someone brought me back to life with breast milk of a virgin
On the other thread you posted, you may need more of it  "
Yes a tad  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What luck!  I'm currently standing in a well known hardware store and immediately to my left is an axe, a wrecker bar, a nail gun, a sledge hammer and a crowbar amongst others?
Nah, in reality I'm sat on the john and to my left is a toothbrush holder and a tube of Colgate's finest. I'm fucked.
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"What luck! I'm currently standing in a well known hardware store and immediately to my left is an axe, a wrecker bar, a nail gun, a sledge hammer and a crowbar amongst others?
Nah, in reality I'm sat on the john and to my left is a toothbrush holder and a tube of Colgate's finest. I'm fucked.
When your remains are found, you'll dazzle the discoverer when they find your sparkly white teeth
B"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What luck! I'm currently standing in a well known hardware store and immediately to my left is an axe, a wrecker bar, a nail gun, a sledge hammer and a crowbar amongst others?
Nah, in reality I'm sat on the john and to my left is a toothbrush holder and a tube of Colgate's finest. I'm fucked.
B"
toothpaste in the eye stings like a bitch so squirt it at them... |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"What luck! I'm currently standing in a well known hardware store and immediately to my left is an axe, a wrecker bar, a nail gun, a sledge hammer and a crowbar amongst others?
Nah, in reality I'm sat on the john and to my left is a toothbrush holder and a tube of Colgate's finest. I'm fucked.
Btoothpaste in the eye stings like a bitch so squirt it at them..."
So does cum ...at least that's what I've been told but fucked standing over a heard of zombies wanking off into their eyes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What luck! I'm currently standing in a well known hardware store and immediately to my left is an axe, a wrecker bar, a nail gun, a sledge hammer and a crowbar amongst others?
Nah, in reality I'm sat on the john and to my left is a toothbrush holder and a tube of Colgate's finest. I'm fucked.
When your remains are found, you'll dazzle the discoverer when they find your sparkly white teeth
B "
Or on the flipside, if I get "turned" into one of the undead meffs then at least those I chew upon can console themselves with the knowledge that the gnashers chowing down upon their muscle tissue are squeaky clean? A result of sorts!
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"What luck! I'm currently standing in a well known hardware store and immediately to my left is an axe, a wrecker bar, a nail gun, a sledge hammer and a crowbar amongst others?
Nah, in reality I'm sat on the john and to my left is a toothbrush holder and a tube of Colgate's finest. I'm fucked.
When your remains are found, you'll dazzle the discoverer when they find your sparkly white teeth
B
Or on the flipside, if I get "turned" into one of the undead meffs then at least those I chew upon can console themselves with the knowledge that the gnashers chowing down upon their muscle tissue are squeaky clean? A result of sorts!
B"
I'll know who it is coming to eat my virgin flesh now if they're sporting a set of dazzling gnashers |
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