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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any tips from anyone about how I would approach her as she’s damn gorgeous
Does she work there?
Yes"
Ask her what she did to deserve the early morning shift. Or complain about the weather. Just spark up some small talk |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any tips from anyone about how I would approach her as she’s damn gorgeous
Same as here whip your cock out see if she wants it
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Yea then get done for indecent exposure in public |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any tips from anyone about how I would approach her as she’s damn gorgeous
Does she work there?
Yes
Ask her what she did to deserve the early morning shift. Or complain about the weather. Just spark up some small talk "
It was 9:45pm Saturday night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any tips from anyone about how I would approach her as she’s damn gorgeous
Does she work there?
Yes
Ask her what she did to deserve the early morning shift. Or complain about the weather. Just spark up some small talk
It was 9:45pm Saturday night "
Oh. You made it sound like it was now. Complain about the weather |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any tips from anyone about how I would approach her as she’s damn gorgeous
Does she work there?
Yes
Ask her what she did to deserve the early morning shift. Or complain about the weather. Just spark up some small talk
It was 9:45pm Saturday night
Oh. You made it sound like it was now. Complain about the weather "
So just spark yo any sort of random conversation and see if it flows then?? And if it does what do I do considering I would be on a tight time strain with her working there and having more customers to serve lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ask her where the condoms are, if she answers brazenly she’s not for you OP she’d probably eat you for breakfast!
If she goes a bit red & answers coyly marry her you’d be a good match
S"
Now your boring and u have shit banter |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her  just idolise her from a far   
Surely you mean from an isle? 
Sisle of man or church aisle   "
I do hate the fact you can’t edit posts on here
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Ask her where the condoms are, if she answers brazenly she’s not for you OP she’d probably eat you for breakfast!
If she goes a bit red & answers coyly marry her you’d be a good match
S
Now your boring and u have shit banter"
Maybe just ask her where something obscure is, preferably something at the other end of the store. Some go the extra mile & take you & you’ll have a small window of opportunity?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every time you see her just make small talk then it will build up , ask her questions like is she single , etc then show her your photos on here I’m sure you wouldn’t say no to that bit of meet |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"Any tips from anyone about how I would approach her as she’s damn gorgeous
Does she work there?
Yes
Ask her what she did to deserve the early morning shift. Or complain about the weather. Just spark up some small talk
It was 9:45pm Saturday night "
Perfect - not too busy for a bit of flirting and making her smile while she scans your stuff. Then you can offer take her out for some fun or a nice meal after.
What have you got to lose ? You’ll get a hard No, a Yes or not tonight but yes
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her "
Set your sites higher than a Tesco girl mate, I'm going for a doctor or a lawyer |
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
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"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her
Set your sites higher than a Tesco girl mate, I'm going for a doctor or a lawyer "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her
Set your sites higher than a Tesco girl mate, I'm going for a doctor or a lawyer are you edmund hillary "
No, but I have a fit GP so i may go with aching balls |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Ask her where the condoms are, if she answers brazenly she’s not for you OP she’d probably eat you for breakfast!
If she goes a bit red & answers coyly marry her you’d be a good match
S
Now your boring and u have shit banter
Maybe just ask her where something obscure is, preferably something at the other end of the store. Some go the extra mile & take you & you’ll have a small window of opportunity?
S"
Ha this made me smile, mostly because i’m now imagining her giving him “map” instructions to get the item rather than taking him...
“See the orange juice? Yeah well it’s not that aisle you want, you need to carry on two more aisles and turn left at the eggs. If you see tinned tomatoes you’ve gone too far” |
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"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her
Set your sites higher than a Tesco girl mate, I'm going for a doctor or a lawyer "
Nah. You can keep ya doctors and lawyers, these women have been duped by society into thinking they can ever perform on the same level as their male counterparts, nothing worse than a woman with ideas above her station, it’ll all end in tears you mark my words.
Stick with the ASDA girl, she’ll be good at menial tasks around the home and you’ll be able to use her staff discount WIN WIN  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her
Set your sites higher than a Tesco girl mate, I'm going for a doctor or a lawyer "
He said Asda other supermarkets are available |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have to say it’s a bit derogatory to say a doctor is smarter than someone who works in a supermarket, you still get paid pounds and pence "
OK, next time I have piles I'll go see the checkout girl in Asda and slowly move down the conveyor with my arse in the air, I'm sure it'll get sorted |
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"Have to say it’s a bit derogatory to say a doctor is smarter than someone who works in a supermarket, you still get paid pounds and pence
OK, next time I have piles I'll go see the checkout girl in Asda and slowly move down the conveyor with my arse in the air, I'm sure it'll get sorted "
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"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her "
My now son-in-law was going back to his ship in Portsmouth when the most stunning girl he ever saw got on the train and sat opposite him.
He said he couldn't stop staring but was too shy, but told himself he'd say hello if she got off at the same stop.
This year is their 8th wedding anniversary and they have four smashing kids.
What's the worst that can happen? Just say hello...and good luck! |
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"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her
My now son-in-law was going back to his ship in Portsmouth when the most stunning girl he ever saw got on the train and sat opposite him.
He said he couldn't stop staring but was too shy, but told himself he'd say hello if she got off at the same stop.
This year is their 8th wedding anniversary and they have four smashing kids.
What's the worst that can happen? Just say hello...and good luck!"
Aww that's lovely...sometimes we just need to for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think I have set eyes on the girl of my dreams last night in Asda but was too nervous to even speak to her
Set your sites higher than a Tesco girl mate, I'm going for a doctor or a lawyer "
Where do you think future doctors and lawyers work whilst they are at uni? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have to say it’s a bit derogatory to say a doctor is smarter than someone who works in a supermarket, you still get paid pounds and pence
OK, next time I have piles I'll go see the checkout girl in Asda and slowly move down the conveyor with my arse in the air, I'm sure it'll get sorted "
Yes she can give you anasol |
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