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Weirdest question I've just been asked..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just received a message asking me if mothers ever wondered how big their sons were in order to satisfy a woman? WTAF??  .
It's certainly been a night for numpties!  |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"Just received a message asking me if mothers ever wondered how big their sons were in order to satisfy a woman? WTAF?? .
It's certainly been a night for numpties! "
Is it a full moon tonight lol who comes out with crap like that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a message of a guy when I first came to this site and he asked me if I could suck a cream egg from his ass, just that
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mate it freaked me out as I wasn't use to this site at the time |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
"Got a message of a guy when I first came to this site and he asked me if I could suck a cream egg from his ass, just that
mate it freaked me out as I wasn't use to this site at the time "
Hahaha I bet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a message of a guy when I first came to this site and he asked me if I could suck a cream egg from his ass, just that "
I'd be impressed if Cadbury used this line in their advertising campaign.
"How do you eat yours?"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a message of a guy when I first came to this site and he asked me if I could suck a cream egg from his ass, just that
I'd be impressed if Cadbury used this line in their advertising campaign.
"How do you eat yours?" "
that's definitely post watershed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just received a message asking me if mothers ever wondered how big their sons were in order to satisfy a woman? WTAF?? .
It's certainly been a night for numpties! "
I was asked if I would stand on someone and I have to wear my highest heels.
I would kill him am 6,2 and the heels could do a lot of damage to his balls  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We got sent a message by a guy asking me - lady - to use him as a human toilet!"
That's a normal thing in my world lol As a submissive you get females peeing and pooing on Anyone interested or who would pay them or just for the fun of it.
That's why we have water sports on our kink list.
If it's not your thing not a problem but there's a lot on here that say they loved it |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Why do I not get weird messages ..Ohh aye maybe because I have guys blocked "
Makes me wonder whether we should unblock them just for the comedy value? Feels like we are missing out!
But if we did you just know these “Gems” would be hard to find in a sea of dick pics
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got a message of a guy when I first came to this site and he asked me if I could suck a cream egg from his ass, just that "
Pmsl - dipping the glans into a cream egg would be way more like or lickable! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone else getting the guy who asks if your on the pill?
Twice now. reply back and say yes I am 2 paracetamol because you're giving me a headache "
I couldn't help but chuckle at this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"dipping the glans into a cream egg would be way more like or lickable!
My partner once licked a creme egg out of my pussy. He even took photos !"
That soundsike fun. I once had a fella who inserted a mini magnum in my vag - was a whole lot of fun but boy it did make quite a mess! |
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That soundsike fun. I once had a fella who inserted a mini magnum in my vag - was a whole lot of fun but boy it did make quite a mess! "
Sounds a great idea. I tried an ice pop. I took it out of its wrapper. It was a yellow one and as it melted it just looked like I'd pissed myself. Not attractive. |
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