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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?
Lockjaw.
Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg
The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer  "
You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing
Then we stopped and cleaned up. |
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?
Lockjaw.
Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg
The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer
You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing
Then we stopped and cleaned up. "
Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though. |
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?"
yes six really deep scratch marks on my back, drew blood but it was worth it    |
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?
Lockjaw.
Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg
The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer
You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing
Then we stopped and cleaned up.
Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though. "
Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy.
Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton? |
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?
Lockjaw.
Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg
The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer
You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing
Then we stopped and cleaned up.
Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though.
Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy.
Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton?"
Kingsize*
Up to*
Stupid fingers |
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?
Lockjaw.
Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg
The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer
You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing
Then we stopped and cleaned up.
Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though.
Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy.
Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton?
Kingsize*
Up to*
Stupid fingers"
I'd be careful going to Upton. Dodgy bit of the Wirral that is 
*Awaiting onslaught*  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?
Lockjaw.
Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg
The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer
You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing
Then we stopped and cleaned up.
Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though.
Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy.
Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton?
Kingsize*
Up to*
Stupid fingers
I'd be careful going to Upton. Dodgy bit of the Wirral that is
*Awaiting onslaught* "
I lived on the wirral for 8 years. Upton ain't that bad |
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?
Lockjaw.
Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg
The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer
You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing
Then we stopped and cleaned up.
Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though.
Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy.
Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton?
Kingsize*
Up to*
Stupid fingers
I'd be careful going to Upton. Dodgy bit of the Wirral that is
*Awaiting onslaught*
I lived on the wirral for 8 years. Upton ain't that bad "
Yeah, then there's Noctorum |
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?
Lockjaw.
Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg
The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer
You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing
Then we stopped and cleaned up.
Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though.
Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy.
Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton?
Kingsize*
Up to*
Stupid fingers
I'd be careful going to Upton. Dodgy bit of the Wirral that is
*Awaiting onslaught* "
Well its slightly better than New Brighton |
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over a year ago
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?
Lockjaw.
Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg
The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer
You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing
Then we stopped and cleaned up.
Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though.
Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy.
Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton?
Kingsize*
Up to*
Stupid fingers
I'd be careful going to Upton. Dodgy bit of the Wirral that is
*Awaiting onslaught*
I lived on the wirral for 8 years. Upton ain't that bad
Yeah, then there's Noctorum "
Isnt that a spell in Harry Potter? |
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?
Lockjaw.
Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg
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Ouch. Sounds painful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?
Lockjaw.
Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg
Ouch. Sounds painful "
Was after I realised I had done out, but nothing I couldn't handle. |
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Ha! I did it with a girl in Stoke once where the bed collapsed. It is funny but no blood in this case. I'm glad you were OK though.
Oh I was fine, and it was fun. We laughed about it for weeks and plus we went n bought a awesome midsize that was sturdy.
Miss that woman, wonder what shes Upton?
Kingsize*
Up to*
Stupid fingers
I'd be careful going to Upton. Dodgy bit of the Wirral that is
*Awaiting onslaught*
I lived on the wirral for 8 years. Upton ain't that bad
Yeah, then there's Noctorum
Isnt that a spell in Harry Potter?"
Its the sort of place you'd prefer to go around under an invisibility cloak
Told ya, we'd get on |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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Mine was at a meet earlier last year, when the female tore my foreskin with a ring on her finger during over enthusiastic foreplay!
After I finished hopping around her bedroom writhing in agony and she learnt new terms of Anglo-Saxon language, I painfully got home.
After 3 months of my GP trying his best to cure the issue, I was referred to a specialist.
Last Saturday, I'd corrective surgery in a 1hr OP in Hospital to resolve the problem.
Celibate for another 4-6 weeks. |
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?
Lockjaw.
Bed broke once, managed to cut all down my leg
The bed thing. Is that true? Wow. That's a passion killer
You would think so, we actually laughed so hard and then just kept on going, untilshe ran her hand down my leg and then went 'oh' after spreading my blood over my face as she had grabbed my cheeks kissing
Then we stopped and cleaned up. "
Did he go back at it after? |
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Most times I have sex something pops or goes twang! The worst was a banjo string snap while shagging the ex in the local cinema. The blood went everywhere and wouldn't stop for ages. Plus I didn't know what had happened.
Good news - the release of attachment before it healed seems to have given me an extra inch of released Penis tissue.
Bonus! |
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"Most times I have sex something pops or goes twang! The worst was a banjo string snap while shagging the ex in the local cinema. The blood went everywhere and wouldn't stop for ages. Plus I didn't know what had happened.
Good news - the release of attachment before it healed seems to have given me an extra inch of released Penis tissue.
Bonus!"
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Banjo string twang in a teenage car sex incident here. S ended up having to get the train back to uni, via A&E with a mixture of cum and blood in his pants. Out of action for a while then but actually proved a useful release over time |
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"Banjo string twang in a teenage car sex incident here. S ended up having to get the train back to uni, via A&E with a mixture of cum and blood in his pants. Out of action for a while then but actually proved a useful release over time "
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Cracked ribs whilst going full throttle During sex and still no idea to this day how it actually happened.
Black eye due to a writhing pelvic thrust mid climax whilst I was performing oral.
Massive duck egg/minor cut on my head due to falling off the bed whilst battling for dominance.
Numerous carpet/friction burns.
Few scars from deep scratches and nails ripping into me.
Tripped over my trousers/boxers whilst frantically getting undressed and resulted in a bruise or two but she just straddled me whilst on the floor.
Countless amounts of bruises, scratches and deep bite marks etc
Splinters from holding unto the bed frame/headboard accidentally breaking it clean off.
Loads more |
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"Cracked ribs whilst going full throttle During sex and still no idea to this day how it actually happened.
Black eye due to a writhing pelvic thrust mid climax whilst I was performing oral.
Massive duck egg/minor cut on my head due to falling off the bed whilst battling for dominance.
Numerous carpet/friction burns.
Few scars from deep scratches and nails ripping into me.
Tripped over my trousers/boxers whilst frantically getting undressed and resulted in a bruise or two but she just straddled me whilst on the floor.
Countless amounts of bruises, scratches and deep bite marks etc
Splinters from holding unto the bed frame/headboard accidentally breaking it clean off.
Loads more "
Fucking hell, these are epic, you little secret fuck-machine |
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"Cracked ribs whilst going full throttle During sex and still no idea to this day how it actually happened.
Black eye due to a writhing pelvic thrust mid climax whilst I was performing oral.
Massive duck egg/minor cut on my head due to falling off the bed whilst battling for dominance.
Numerous carpet/friction burns.
Few scars from deep scratches and nails ripping into me.
Tripped over my trousers/boxers whilst frantically getting undressed and resulted in a bruise or two but she just straddled me whilst on the floor.
Countless amounts of bruises, scratches and deep bite marks etc
Splinters from holding unto the bed frame/headboard accidentally breaking it clean off.
Loads more
Fucking hell, these are epic, you little secret fuck-machine "
I’m due a Username change and that has potential to be my new Username! Secret Little Fuck Machine.
Aw Jaysus oh, that’s only some of them too! I’ll have to tell you the cracked rib story sometime as it’s amusing however I don’t know how it actually happened! I’ve broken numerous beds, headboards, couple of living room doors and 2 recliners but those were more furniture injuries opposed to Secret Little Injury Machine shenanigans |
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"Cracked ribs whilst going full throttle During sex and still no idea to this day how it actually happened.
Black eye due to a writhing pelvic thrust mid climax whilst I was performing oral.
Massive duck egg/minor cut on my head due to falling off the bed whilst battling for dominance.
Numerous carpet/friction burns.
Few scars from deep scratches and nails ripping into me.
Tripped over my trousers/boxers whilst frantically getting undressed and resulted in a bruise or two but she just straddled me whilst on the floor.
Countless amounts of bruises, scratches and deep bite marks etc
Splinters from holding unto the bed frame/headboard accidentally breaking it clean off.
Loads more
Fucking hell, these are epic, you little secret fuck-machine
I’m due a Username change and that has potential to be my new Username! Secret Little Fuck Machine.
Aw Jaysus oh, that’s only some of them too! I’ll have to tell you the cracked rib story sometime as it’s amusing however I don’t know how it actually happened! I’ve broken numerous beds, headboards, couple of living room doors and 2 recliners but those were more furniture injuries opposed to Secret Little Injury Machine shenanigans "
Ooooo isn't the Northern Irish coming out a wee bit now, Mr Secret Little Fuck Machine?! |
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"Cracked ribs whilst going full throttle During sex and still no idea to this day how it actually happened.
Black eye due to a writhing pelvic thrust mid climax whilst I was performing oral.
Massive duck egg/minor cut on my head due to falling off the bed whilst battling for dominance.
Numerous carpet/friction burns.
Few scars from deep scratches and nails ripping into me.
Tripped over my trousers/boxers whilst frantically getting undressed and resulted in a bruise or two but she just straddled me whilst on the floor.
Countless amounts of bruises, scratches and deep bite marks etc
Splinters from holding unto the bed frame/headboard accidentally breaking it clean off.
Loads more
Fucking hell, these are epic, you little secret fuck-machine
I’m due a Username change and that has potential to be my new Username! Secret Little Fuck Machine.
Aw Jaysus oh, that’s only some of them too! I’ll have to tell you the cracked rib story sometime as it’s amusing however I don’t know how it actually happened! I’ve broken numerous beds, headboards, couple of living room doors and 2 recliners but those were more furniture injuries opposed to Secret Little Injury Machine shenanigans
Ooooo isn't the Northern Irish coming out a wee bit now, Mr Secret Little Fuck Machine?! "
Slowly but surely it’s inevitable! Haha Is it not a tad on the long side though? No innuendo intended! All I can think of is that blooming All-American Rejects song Dirty Little Secret but just change lyrics to Secret Little Fuck Machine |
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"Has anyone ever got an injury during sex? If so what and how did you get it ?"
Got a really nasty leg cramp while going down on a french lady friend many years ago. Just as well really - her pubes were like unruly Brillo pads - not nice in the gob. |
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Lots of bruised and sore pelvic bone injuries from people getting far too enthusiastic when on top.
Cum in the eye is a twat too!
Once got a big pump deodorant vacuum stuck to the inside of someone vagina, right on the cervix and thought it would never come off. Stick like a limpet for over and hour.
I miss the 90s |
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"Lots of bruised and sore pelvic bone injuries from people getting far too enthusiastic when on top.
Cum in the eye is a twat too!
Once got a big pump deodorant vacuum stuck to the inside of someone vagina, right on the cervix and thought it would never come off. Stick like a limpet for over and hour.
I miss the 90s"
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I was having a ffm with friends on here.Cutting a long story short she was on top of me and he was in me.He was about to cum so we all moved really quick so she could have it in her and as she brought her leg around she kneed him full force in the eye lol.He was doing that and in saying ouch at the same time and had a black eye fir days later lol  |
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"I was having a ffm with friends on here.Cutting a long story short she was on top of me and he was in me.He was about to cum so we all moved really quick so she could have it in her and as she brought her leg around she kneed him full force in the eye lol.He was doing that and in saying ouch at the same time and had a black eye fir days later lol "
Lovely reminder |
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I have sublexed few times during sex just make sure to have a word if I say it they stop instantly so don’t fully dislocate. It’s worse when go ontop so just learn to adapt But on plus side makes me extra flexible to a point lol. |
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Friend of mine proposed to his now wife, didn't know her ring size so guessed, was a bit big but the sentiment was the same, it hung off a bit.
So anyway the romance went into over drive and during a hand job the ring ripped through and took off a chunk of his penis |
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By (user no longer on site)
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To many 
I've broke my toe having sex in the shower.
I have broke the bed.
Been fucked off the bed.
Fallen numerous times while on dates.
Most recently I was going back to the room with beast and managed to fall into the room and hit my head on the door frame and almost knock myself out.
You could say I'm a little clumsy |
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"Friend of mine proposed to his now wife, didn't know her ring size so guessed, was a bit big but the sentiment was the same, it hung off a bit.
So anyway the romance went into over drive and during a hand job the ring ripped through and took off a chunk of his penis "
No no no. I could almost feel that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have been poked in the eyes during sex.
On Saturday i went slightly deaf as I was blasting me beans. doesn't really count as an injury though."
Ouch |
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"Friend of mine proposed to his now wife, didn't know her ring size so guessed, was a bit big but the sentiment was the same, it hung off a bit.
So anyway the romance went into over drive and during a hand job the ring ripped through and took off a chunk of his penis
No no no. I could almost feel that "
Yeah makes my eyes water every time I think about it |
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