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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Did you hear about the two dyslexics who went to a toga party dressed as goats.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper...he sold his soul to santa.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

My friends got such bad OCD she calls it CDO.

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By *erriAnneTV/TS  over a year ago

The shire

Dyslexic vicar worships his dog

I used to be dyslexic but I'm ko now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I went to the doctor and said " I feel like a pair of curtins"

He told me to pull myself together.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

Why not post some suicide jokes too, seeing as you’re hitting up neurodivergent and mental health conditions?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Why not post some suicide jokes too, seeing as you’re hitting up neurodivergent and mental health conditions? "

Not much of a punch line on that one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you hear about the two dyslexics who went to a toga party dressed as goats. "

I don’t get this one

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By *ojos party boyMan  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Why not post some suicide jokes too, seeing as you’re hitting up neurodivergent and mental health conditions? "

Theres always one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Dyslexic 1 " can you smell gas ? "

Dyslexic 2 " what are you on about, I can't even smell my own name"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why not post some suicide jokes too, seeing as you’re hitting up neurodivergent and mental health conditions? "

As am dyslexic I use spell check or I would write different words or more word's because I can't spell the word I want. But most people don't realise that there's different types of dyslexia.

Because they all seem to think we can't read. But I can read perfect . I just can't spell. So jokes like someone buying a warehouse because he can't read is more to the fact that a lot of people haven't been tough to read then being dyslexic. Or even a simple miss reading of something because everyone has done it.

But then again I have a good sense of humour and I thought it was funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo...I had to put my foot down.

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke

Debbie does salad

The dyslexic porn remake

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

Wow, not enough for you that people with dyslexia often get told they are lazy and thick. Struggle daily to do things you take for granted

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Why not post some suicide jokes too, seeing as you’re hitting up neurodivergent and mental health conditions?

As am dyslexic I use spell check or I would write different words or more word's because I can't spell the word I want. But most people don't realise that there's different types of dyslexia.

Because they all seem to think we can't read. But I can read perfect . I just can't spell. So jokes like someone buying a warehouse because he can't read is more to the fact that a lot of people haven't been tough to read then being dyslexic. Or even a simple miss reading of something because everyone has done it.

But then again I have a good sense of humour and I thought it was funny "

Im type 2 dyslexic... and it doesn't bother me... jokes are jokes...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dyslexic 1 " can you smell gas ? "

Dyslexic 2 " what are you on about, I can't even smell my own name"

"

How does someone speaking to a dyslexic have to do with being dyslexic.? Asking them can you smell something is a question nothing to do with not being able to spell.

?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why not post some suicide jokes too, seeing as you’re hitting up neurodivergent and mental health conditions?

As am dyslexic I use spell check or I would write different words or more word's because I can't spell the word I want. But most people don't realise that there's different types of dyslexia.

Because they all seem to think we can't read. But I can read perfect . I just can't spell. So jokes like someone buying a warehouse because he can't read is more to the fact that a lot of people haven't been tough to read then being dyslexic. Or even a simple miss reading of something because everyone has done it.

But then again I have a good sense of humour and I thought it was funny

Im type 2 dyslexic... and it doesn't bother me... jokes are jokes..."

There's jokes and then there's jokes that makes fun of someone because they the person telling the joke thinks that they can say whatever they like when hiding behind a keyboard.

And they don't know when to stop trying to be funny after someone has asked them to stop. Bye.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Does this mean I can’t quote the life of Brian anymore for fear of upsetting someone??.... can we not just keep it lighthearted as it was intended

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

I’m neurodiverse I thought it was funny.

But if you feel you can tell it then don’t get upset if someone has a different view.

All part of life.

Now tell me another.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why not post some suicide jokes too, seeing as you’re hitting up neurodivergent and mental health conditions?

Not much of a punch line on that one "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m neurodiverse I thought it was funny.

But if you feel you can tell it then don’t get upset if someone has a different view.

All part of life.

Now tell me another. "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why not post some suicide jokes too, seeing as you’re hitting up neurodivergent and mental health conditions?

Not much of a punch line on that one "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Why not post some suicide jokes too, seeing as you’re hitting up neurodivergent and mental health conditions?

As am dyslexic I use spell check or I would write different words or more word's because I can't spell the word I want. But most people don't realise that there's different types of dyslexia.

Because they all seem to think we can't read. But I can read perfect . I just can't spell. So jokes like someone buying a warehouse because he can't read is more to the fact that a lot of people haven't been tough to read then being dyslexic. Or even a simple miss reading of something because everyone has done it.

But then again I have a good sense of humour and I thought it was funny

Im type 2 dyslexic... and it doesn't bother me... jokes are jokes...

There's jokes and then there's jokes that makes fun of someone because they the person telling the joke thinks that they can say whatever they like when hiding behind a keyboard.

And they don't know when to stop trying to be funny after someone has asked them to stop. Bye."

I am genuinely dyslexic... I have had countless digs, jibes, criticism about my spelling, punctuation over the last 4 months on this site and to be honest it does make me a bit sad. Sad for the people that are so petty in their lives that they feel the need to criticise all the time and that they can't accept people as they are. Not everyone has had a good eduction, but life goes on and it's never stopped me from owning my own business's, employing quite a few people, giving my family a fantastic life and achieveing most of my goals.

But a joke is just a fucking joke...end of

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By *aughty_builder87Man  over a year ago

Keston

Cheers for mocking my learning difficulty with your shit jokes

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By *nto My ArmsMan  over a year ago

Herts/London

What's type 2 dyslexia? Developmental?

I used to work in the field, but never come a cross that term.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Why not post some suicide jokes too, seeing as you’re hitting up neurodivergent and mental health conditions?

As am dyslexic I use spell check or I would write different words or more word's because I can't spell the word I want. But most people don't realise that there's different types of dyslexia.

Because they all seem to think we can't read. But I can read perfect . I just can't spell. So jokes like someone buying a warehouse because he can't read is more to the fact that a lot of people haven't been tough to read then being dyslexic. Or even a simple miss reading of something because everyone has done it.

But then again I have a good sense of humour and I thought it was funny

Im type 2 dyslexic... and it doesn't bother me... jokes are jokes...

There's jokes and then there's jokes that makes fun of someone because they the person telling the joke thinks that they can say whatever they like when hiding behind a keyboard.

And they don't know when to stop trying to be funny after someone has asked them to stop. Bye.

I am genuinely dyslexic... I have had countless digs, jibes, criticism about my spelling, punctuation over the last 4 months on this site and to be honest it does make me a bit sad. Sad for the people that are so petty in their lives that they feel the need to criticise all the time and that they can't accept people as they are. Not everyone has had a good eduction, but life goes on and it's never stopped me from owning my own business's, employing quite a few people, giving my family a fantastic life and achieveing most of my goals.

But a joke is just a fucking joke...end of"

I get that you didn’t mean any upset. And humour is subjective.

It’s all a bit on a scale for me though when you’re joking about people’s differences; I can imagine Trump saying it was ‘just a fucking joke’ when he mocked the disabled reporter, Serge Kovaleski.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum.

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. "

I think you where plainly looking to offend people fair enough the first one but once you knew people where getting offended you kept going personally it didn’t offend me but then I’m not dyslexic the only thing that offended me was that the jokes where crap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why not post some suicide jokes too, seeing as you’re hitting up neurodivergent and mental health conditions? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. "

Bravo

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. I think you where plainly looking to offend people fair enough the first one but once you knew people where getting offended you kept going personally it didn’t offend me but then I’m not dyslexic the only thing that offended me was that the jokes where crap "

Move on then nothing to see... if it's not for you read the 100s and 100s of other threads... I bet you shout at your TV....what a load of rubbish this programme is....and all you need to do is change the channel....simple or turn the TV off.....

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. I think you where plainly looking to offend people fair enough the first one but once you knew people where getting offended you kept going personally it didn’t offend me but then I’m not dyslexic the only thing that offended me was that the jokes where crap

Move on then nothing to see... if it's not for you read the 100s and 100s of other threads... I bet you shout at your TV....what a load of rubbish this programme is....and all you need to do is change the channel....simple or turn the TV off....."

who are you to tell people to move on ? It’s an open forum and I’m simply expressing my point on what you had to say and passed comment on you’re silly schoolboy jokes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. I think you where plainly looking to offend people fair enough the first one but once you knew people where getting offended you kept going personally it didn’t offend me but then I’m not dyslexic the only thing that offended me was that the jokes where crap

Move on then nothing to see... if it's not for you read the 100s and 100s of other threads... I bet you shout at your TV....what a load of rubbish this programme is....and all you need to do is change the channel....simple or turn the TV off..... who are you to tell people to move on ? It’s an open forum and I’m simply expressing my point on what you had to say and passed comment on you’re silly schoolboy jokes "

There funny

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. I think you where plainly looking to offend people fair enough the first one but once you knew people where getting offended you kept going personally it didn’t offend me but then I’m not dyslexic the only thing that offended me was that the jokes where crap

Move on then nothing to see... if it's not for you read the 100s and 100s of other threads... I bet you shout at your TV....what a load of rubbish this programme is....and all you need to do is change the channel....simple or turn the TV off..... who are you to tell people to move on ? It’s an open forum and I’m simply expressing my point on what you had to say and passed comment on you’re silly schoolboy jokes "

You didn't quite get it...

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. I think you where plainly looking to offend people fair enough the first one but once you knew people where getting offended you kept going personally it didn’t offend me but then I’m not dyslexic the only thing that offended me was that the jokes where crap

Move on then nothing to see... if it's not for you read the 100s and 100s of other threads... I bet you shout at your TV....what a load of rubbish this programme is....and all you need to do is change the channel....simple or turn the TV off..... who are you to tell people to move on ? It’s an open forum and I’m simply expressing my point on what you had to say and passed comment on you’re silly schoolboy jokes

You didn't quite get it..."

maybe it’s my sense of humour is different from others

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. I think you where plainly looking to offend people fair enough the first one but once you knew people where getting offended you kept going personally it didn’t offend me but then I’m not dyslexic the only thing that offended me was that the jokes where crap

Move on then nothing to see... if it's not for you read the 100s and 100s of other threads... I bet you shout at your TV....what a load of rubbish this programme is....and all you need to do is change the channel....simple or turn the TV off..... who are you to tell people to move on ? It’s an open forum and I’m simply expressing my point on what you had to say and passed comment on you’re silly schoolboy jokes

You didn't quite get it..."

Neither did you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. I think you where plainly looking to offend people fair enough the first one but once you knew people where getting offended you kept going personally it didn’t offend me but then I’m not dyslexic the only thing that offended me was that the jokes where crap

Move on then nothing to see... if it's not for you read the 100s and 100s of other threads... I bet you shout at your TV....what a load of rubbish this programme is....and all you need to do is change the channel....simple or turn the TV off..... who are you to tell people to move on ? It’s an open forum and I’m simply expressing my point on what you had to say and passed comment on you’re silly schoolboy jokes

You didn't quite get it...

Neither did you. "

And unfortunately you definitely didn't

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. I think you where plainly looking to offend people fair enough the first one but once you knew people where getting offended you kept going personally it didn’t offend me but then I’m not dyslexic the only thing that offended me was that the jokes where crap

Move on then nothing to see... if it's not for you read the 100s and 100s of other threads... I bet you shout at your TV....what a load of rubbish this programme is....and all you need to do is change the channel....simple or turn the TV off..... who are you to tell people to move on ? It’s an open forum and I’m simply expressing my point on what you had to say and passed comment on you’re silly schoolboy jokes

You didn't quite get it...

Neither did you.

And unfortunately you definitely didn't

"

Au contraire. I just still didn’t find it funny.

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By *aughty_builder87Man  over a year ago

Keston


"What's type 2 dyslexia? Developmental?

I used to work in the field, but never come a cross that term. "

I believe its totally made up.

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By *adyJayneWoman  over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)


"What's type 2 dyslexia? Developmental?

I used to work in the field, but never come a cross that term.

I believe its totally made up. "

Maybe he meant type 2 diabetes?

Mine is something to do with audio visual processing, but I'm buggered if I can ever remember it's full title and I just stick to dyslexia.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. I think you where plainly looking to offend people fair enough the first one but once you knew people where getting offended you kept going personally it didn’t offend me but then I’m not dyslexic the only thing that offended me was that the jokes where crap

Move on then nothing to see... if it's not for you read the 100s and 100s of other threads... I bet you shout at your TV....what a load of rubbish this programme is....and all you need to do is change the channel....simple or turn the TV off..... who are you to tell people to move on ? It’s an open forum and I’m simply expressing my point on what you had to say and passed comment on you’re silly schoolboy jokes

You didn't quite get it...

Neither did you.

And unfortunately you definitely didn't

Au contraire. I just still didn’t find it funny. "

Without dragging this on and on, I am more than happy to let you have the last word if that's what you want. This isn't about if you found the jokes funny or not, humour is subjective, this is about freedom of speach and the ability to tell jokes. Just because you find something offensive, doesn't mean that it is. The responses you have made indicate that you don't get that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What's type 2 dyslexia? Developmental?

I used to work in the field, but never come a cross that term.

I believe its totally made up. "

Of course it is its a joke...

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. I think you where plainly looking to offend people fair enough the first one but once you knew people where getting offended you kept going personally it didn’t offend me but then I’m not dyslexic the only thing that offended me was that the jokes where crap

Move on then nothing to see... if it's not for you read the 100s and 100s of other threads... I bet you shout at your TV....what a load of rubbish this programme is....and all you need to do is change the channel....simple or turn the TV off..... who are you to tell people to move on ? It’s an open forum and I’m simply expressing my point on what you had to say and passed comment on you’re silly schoolboy jokes

You didn't quite get it...

Neither did you.

And unfortunately you definitely didn't

Au contraire. I just still didn’t find it funny.

Without dragging this on and on, I am more than happy to let you have the last word if that's what you want. This isn't about if you found the jokes funny or not, humour is subjective, this is about freedom of speach and the ability to tell jokes. Just because you find something offensive, doesn't mean that it is. The responses you have made indicate that you don't get that.

"

Oh dear. You’re having a bit of a problem understanding. I think you’ll find I said humour is subjective first. And I’ll think you’ll find freedom of speech means I can post and say I didn’t like them. Your points completely support my right to do that. I asked a question at the beginning, I’ve not said you can’t post jokes. I’ve gone on to say I don’t find them funny.

I hope that clears it up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hear about the dyslexic virgin ended up looking for the citrus

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. I think you where plainly looking to offend people fair enough the first one but once you knew people where getting offended you kept going personally it didn’t offend me but then I’m not dyslexic the only thing that offended me was that the jokes where crap

Move on then nothing to see... if it's not for you read the 100s and 100s of other threads... I bet you shout at your TV....what a load of rubbish this programme is....and all you need to do is change the channel....simple or turn the TV off..... who are you to tell people to move on ? It’s an open forum and I’m simply expressing my point on what you had to say and passed comment on you’re silly schoolboy jokes

You didn't quite get it...

Neither did you.

And unfortunately you definitely didn't

Au contraire. I just still didn’t find it funny.

Without dragging this on and on, I am more than happy to let you have the last word if that's what you want. This isn't about if you found the jokes funny or not, humour is subjective, this is about freedom of speach and the ability to tell jokes. Just because you find something offensive, doesn't mean that it is. The responses you have made indicate that you don't get that.

Oh dear. You’re having a bit of a problem understanding. I think you’ll find I said humour is subjective first. And I’ll think you’ll find freedom of speech means I can post and say I didn’t like them. Your points completely support my right to do that. I asked a question at the beginning, I’ve not said you can’t post jokes. I’ve gone on to say I don’t find them funny.

I hope that clears it up."

Im not sure you can claim you are the first person to say humour is subjective. I am happy that you wish to excersise your right to post what you want. You don't find the jokes funny and I do. I posted some of the jokes but you didn't have to read them. That's really all there is to it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's type 2 dyslexia? Developmental?

I used to work in the field, but never come a cross that term.

I believe its totally made up.

Of course it is its a joke... "

Was that a joke??? Well I be blowed

Whatever next

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hear about the dyslexic virgin ended up looking for the citrus "

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. I think you where plainly looking to offend people fair enough the first one but once you knew people where getting offended you kept going personally it didn’t offend me but then I’m not dyslexic the only thing that offended me was that the jokes where crap

Move on then nothing to see... if it's not for you read the 100s and 100s of other threads... I bet you shout at your TV....what a load of rubbish this programme is....and all you need to do is change the channel....simple or turn the TV off..... who are you to tell people to move on ? It’s an open forum and I’m simply expressing my point on what you had to say and passed comment on you’re silly schoolboy jokes

You didn't quite get it...

Neither did you.

And unfortunately you definitely didn't

Au contraire. I just still didn’t find it funny.

Without dragging this on and on, I am more than happy to let you have the last word if that's what you want. This isn't about if you found the jokes funny or not, humour is subjective, this is about freedom of speach and the ability to tell jokes. Just because you find something offensive, doesn't mean that it is. The responses you have made indicate that you don't get that.

Oh dear. You’re having a bit of a problem understanding. I think you’ll find I said humour is subjective first. And I’ll think you’ll find freedom of speech means I can post and say I didn’t like them. Your points completely support my right to do that. I asked a question at the beginning, I’ve not said you can’t post jokes. I’ve gone on to say I don’t find them funny.

I hope that clears it up.

Im not sure you can claim you are the first person to say humour is subjective. I am happy that you wish to excersise your right to post what you want. You don't find the jokes funny and I do. I posted some of the jokes but you didn't have to read them. That's really all there is to it."

In our conversation, dude!! Not ever.

And I’m allowed to read them and still tell you I don’t find them funny. That’s the entire point.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. I think you where plainly looking to offend people fair enough the first one but once you knew people where getting offended you kept going personally it didn’t offend me but then I’m not dyslexic the only thing that offended me was that the jokes where crap

Move on then nothing to see... if it's not for you read the 100s and 100s of other threads... I bet you shout at your TV....what a load of rubbish this programme is....and all you need to do is change the channel....simple or turn the TV off..... who are you to tell people to move on ? It’s an open forum and I’m simply expressing my point on what you had to say and passed comment on you’re silly schoolboy jokes

You didn't quite get it...

Neither did you.

And unfortunately you definitely didn't

Au contraire. I just still didn’t find it funny.

Without dragging this on and on, I am more than happy to let you have the last word if that's what you want. This isn't about if you found the jokes funny or not, humour is subjective, this is about freedom of speach and the ability to tell jokes. Just because you find something offensive, doesn't mean that it is. The responses you have made indicate that you don't get that.

Oh dear. You’re having a bit of a problem understanding. I think you’ll find I said humour is subjective first. And I’ll think you’ll find freedom of speech means I can post and say I didn’t like them. Your points completely support my right to do that. I asked a question at the beginning, I’ve not said you can’t post jokes. I’ve gone on to say I don’t find them funny.

I hope that clears it up.

Im not sure you can claim you are the first person to say humour is subjective. I am happy that you wish to excersise your right to post what you want. You don't find the jokes funny and I do. I posted some of the jokes but you didn't have to read them. That's really all there is to it.

In our conversation, dude!! Not ever.

And I’m allowed to read them and still tell you I don’t find them funny. That’s the entire point. "

Or say nothing cos it was just a joke.... you don’t have to like it but do you need to say you don’t like it.... it wasn’t put on to provoke a debate it was put in in good faith..... so let’s just leave It or I’ll tell one of my jokes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. I think you where plainly looking to offend people fair enough the first one but once you knew people where getting offended you kept going personally it didn’t offend me but then I’m not dyslexic the only thing that offended me was that the jokes where crap

Move on then nothing to see... if it's not for you read the 100s and 100s of other threads... I bet you shout at your TV....what a load of rubbish this programme is....and all you need to do is change the channel....simple or turn the TV off..... who are you to tell people to move on ? It’s an open forum and I’m simply expressing my point on what you had to say and passed comment on you’re silly schoolboy jokes

You didn't quite get it...

Neither did you.

And unfortunately you definitely didn't

Au contraire. I just still didn’t find it funny.

Without dragging this on and on, I am more than happy to let you have the last word if that's what you want. This isn't about if you found the jokes funny or not, humour is subjective, this is about freedom of speach and the ability to tell jokes. Just because you find something offensive, doesn't mean that it is. The responses you have made indicate that you don't get that.

Oh dear. You’re having a bit of a problem understanding. I think you’ll find I said humour is subjective first. And I’ll think you’ll find freedom of speech means I can post and say I didn’t like them. Your points completely support my right to do that. I asked a question at the beginning, I’ve not said you can’t post jokes. I’ve gone on to say I don’t find them funny.

I hope that clears it up.

Im not sure you can claim you are the first person to say humour is subjective. I am happy that you wish to excersise your right to post what you want. You don't find the jokes funny and I do. I posted some of the jokes but you didn't have to read them. That's really all there is to it.

In our conversation, dude!! Not ever.

And I’m allowed to read them and still tell you I don’t find them funny. That’s the entire point. "

Ok I was going to let you have the last word but...... if the entire point you are trying to make is that you didn't find the jokes funny....why not just say that.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. I think you where plainly looking to offend people fair enough the first one but once you knew people where getting offended you kept going personally it didn’t offend me but then I’m not dyslexic the only thing that offended me was that the jokes where crap

Move on then nothing to see... if it's not for you read the 100s and 100s of other threads... I bet you shout at your TV....what a load of rubbish this programme is....and all you need to do is change the channel....simple or turn the TV off..... who are you to tell people to move on ? It’s an open forum and I’m simply expressing my point on what you had to say and passed comment on you’re silly schoolboy jokes

You didn't quite get it...

Neither did you.

And unfortunately you definitely didn't

Au contraire. I just still didn’t find it funny.

Without dragging this on and on, I am more than happy to let you have the last word if that's what you want. This isn't about if you found the jokes funny or not, humour is subjective, this is about freedom of speach and the ability to tell jokes. Just because you find something offensive, doesn't mean that it is. The responses you have made indicate that you don't get that.

Oh dear. You’re having a bit of a problem understanding. I think you’ll find I said humour is subjective first. And I’ll think you’ll find freedom of speech means I can post and say I didn’t like them. Your points completely support my right to do that. I asked a question at the beginning, I’ve not said you can’t post jokes. I’ve gone on to say I don’t find them funny.

I hope that clears it up.

Im not sure you can claim you are the first person to say humour is subjective. I am happy that you wish to excersise your right to post what you want. You don't find the jokes funny and I do. I posted some of the jokes but you didn't have to read them. That's really all there is to it.

In our conversation, dude!! Not ever.

And I’m allowed to read them and still tell you I don’t find them funny. That’s the entire point.

Or say nothing cos it was just a joke.... you don’t have to like it but do you need to say you don’t like it.... it wasn’t put on to provoke a debate it was put in in good faith..... so let’s just leave It or I’ll tell one of my jokes "

I think it’s okay to discuss topics and disagree. I don’t appreciate that by disagreeing it turned to namecalling of snowflakes and chose to challenge the assumptions being made there. And I’m still perfectly within my right to post.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. I think you where plainly looking to offend people fair enough the first one but once you knew people where getting offended you kept going personally it didn’t offend me but then I’m not dyslexic the only thing that offended me was that the jokes where crap

Move on then nothing to see... if it's not for you read the 100s and 100s of other threads... I bet you shout at your TV....what a load of rubbish this programme is....and all you need to do is change the channel....simple or turn the TV off..... who are you to tell people to move on ? It’s an open forum and I’m simply expressing my point on what you had to say and passed comment on you’re silly schoolboy jokes

You didn't quite get it...

Neither did you.

And unfortunately you definitely didn't

Au contraire. I just still didn’t find it funny.

Without dragging this on and on, I am more than happy to let you have the last word if that's what you want. This isn't about if you found the jokes funny or not, humour is subjective, this is about freedom of speach and the ability to tell jokes. Just because you find something offensive, doesn't mean that it is. The responses you have made indicate that you don't get that.

Oh dear. You’re having a bit of a problem understanding. I think you’ll find I said humour is subjective first. And I’ll think you’ll find freedom of speech means I can post and say I didn’t like them. Your points completely support my right to do that. I asked a question at the beginning, I’ve not said you can’t post jokes. I’ve gone on to say I don’t find them funny.

I hope that clears it up.

Im not sure you can claim you are the first person to say humour is subjective. I am happy that you wish to excersise your right to post what you want. You don't find the jokes funny and I do. I posted some of the jokes but you didn't have to read them. That's really all there is to it.

In our conversation, dude!! Not ever.

And I’m allowed to read them and still tell you I don’t find them funny. That’s the entire point.

Ok I was going to let you have the last word but...... if the entire point you are trying to make is that you didn't find the jokes funny....why not just say that."

I did. You might have found my first post too subtle though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. I think you where plainly looking to offend people fair enough the first one but once you knew people where getting offended you kept going personally it didn’t offend me but then I’m not dyslexic the only thing that offended me was that the jokes where crap

Move on then nothing to see... if it's not for you read the 100s and 100s of other threads... I bet you shout at your TV....what a load of rubbish this programme is....and all you need to do is change the channel....simple or turn the TV off..... who are you to tell people to move on ? It’s an open forum and I’m simply expressing my point on what you had to say and passed comment on you’re silly schoolboy jokes

You didn't quite get it...

Neither did you.

And unfortunately you definitely didn't

Au contraire. I just still didn’t find it funny.

Without dragging this on and on, I am more than happy to let you have the last word if that's what you want. This isn't about if you found the jokes funny or not, humour is subjective, this is about freedom of speach and the ability to tell jokes. Just because you find something offensive, doesn't mean that it is. The responses you have made indicate that you don't get that.

Oh dear. You’re having a bit of a problem understanding. I think you’ll find I said humour is subjective first. And I’ll think you’ll find freedom of speech means I can post and say I didn’t like them. Your points completely support my right to do that. I asked a question at the beginning, I’ve not said you can’t post jokes. I’ve gone on to say I don’t find them funny.

I hope that clears it up.

Im not sure you can claim you are the first person to say humour is subjective. I am happy that you wish to excersise your right to post what you want. You don't find the jokes funny and I do. I posted some of the jokes but you didn't have to read them. That's really all there is to it.

In our conversation, dude!! Not ever.

And I’m allowed to read them and still tell you I don’t find them funny. That’s the entire point.

Or say nothing cos it was just a joke.... you don’t have to like it but do you need to say you don’t like it.... it wasn’t put on to provoke a debate it was put in in good faith..... so let’s just leave It or I’ll tell one of my jokes

I think it’s okay to discuss topics and disagree. I don’t appreciate that by disagreeing it turned to namecalling of snowflakes and chose to challenge the assumptions being made there. And I’m still perfectly within my right to post. "

Ok you win I’m out

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. I think you where plainly looking to offend people fair enough the first one but once you knew people where getting offended you kept going personally it didn’t offend me but then I’m not dyslexic the only thing that offended me was that the jokes where crap

Move on then nothing to see... if it's not for you read the 100s and 100s of other threads... I bet you shout at your TV....what a load of rubbish this programme is....and all you need to do is change the channel....simple or turn the TV off..... who are you to tell people to move on ? It’s an open forum and I’m simply expressing my point on what you had to say and passed comment on you’re silly schoolboy jokes

You didn't quite get it...

Neither did you.

And unfortunately you definitely didn't

Au contraire. I just still didn’t find it funny.

Without dragging this on and on, I am more than happy to let you have the last word if that's what you want. This isn't about if you found the jokes funny or not, humour is subjective, this is about freedom of speach and the ability to tell jokes. Just because you find something offensive, doesn't mean that it is. The responses you have made indicate that you don't get that.

Oh dear. You’re having a bit of a problem understanding. I think you’ll find I said humour is subjective first. And I’ll think you’ll find freedom of speech means I can post and say I didn’t like them. Your points completely support my right to do that. I asked a question at the beginning, I’ve not said you can’t post jokes. I’ve gone on to say I don’t find them funny.

I hope that clears it up.

Im not sure you can claim you are the first person to say humour is subjective. I am happy that you wish to excersise your right to post what you want. You don't find the jokes funny and I do. I posted some of the jokes but you didn't have to read them. That's really all there is to it.

In our conversation, dude!! Not ever.

And I’m allowed to read them and still tell you I don’t find them funny. That’s the entire point.

Ok I was going to let you have the last word but...... if the entire point you are trying to make is that you didn't find the jokes funny....why not just say that.

I did. You might have found my first post too subtle though. "

Cleary as we don't share the same sense of humour.

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

Ok, take it private or block each other rather than keep labouring a point

Telling jokes is not against rules even if you don't like them. If the thread doesn't suit you them move to another

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

^^^^^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, take it private or block each other rather than keep labouring a point

Telling jokes is not against rules even if you don't like them. If the thread doesn't suit you them move to another "

Yep

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"Ok, take it private or block each other rather than keep labouring a point

Telling jokes is not against rules even if you don't like them. If the thread doesn't suit you them move to another "

PS I see the word "fabicide " mentioning on the site a lot and no one calls anyone out for it

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Ok, take it private or block each other rather than keep labouring a point

Telling jokes is not against rules even if you don't like them. If the thread doesn't suit you them move to another

PS I see the word "fabicide " mentioning on the site a lot and no one calls anyone out for it

"

it should be.

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"Ok, take it private or block each other rather than keep labouring a point

Telling jokes is not against rules even if you don't like them. If the thread doesn't suit you them move to another

PS I see the word "fabicide " mentioning on the site a lot and no one calls anyone out for it

it should be. "

You never have?

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 15/02/20 23:12:47]

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

Right , sorry I did that to add to my post as it was relevant to the complaints about the jokes.

Back to the OP now please

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"Ok, take it private or block each other rather than keep labouring a point

Telling jokes is not against rules even if you don't like them. If the thread doesn't suit you them move to another

PS I see the word "fabicide " mentioning on the site a lot and no one calls anyone out for it

it should be.

You never have?

Probably have. I don’t have my Excel spreadsheet. "

Maybe it is time to log off

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"Right , sorry I did that to add to my post as it was relevant to the complaints about the jokes.

Back to the OP now please"

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"Did you hear about the two dyslexics who went to a toga party dressed as goats.

I don’t get this one "

Goat is an anagram of toga.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In a few years jokes will be banned, there will be no more laughter and even your own thoughts will be monitored. The fear of causing offence will stop people from talking to each other and the only form of communication will be state approved .

Laugh while you still can because the snowflakes are taking over the asylum. "

Spot on I’m dyslexic and the only thing I hate about it is the spelling of dyslexic or dyslexia what sick fuck thought of that as a name.

If you’re dyslexic and are offended by these jokes you need to just laugh it off and move the fuck on.

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By *candiumWoman  over a year ago

oban

Offence is taken not given. There's lots of jokes I don't find funny, but I would defend anyone's right to say whatever joke they want and I don't consider any topic to be out of bounds for comedy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Spot on I’m dyslexic and the only thing I hate about it is the spelling of dyslexic or dyslexia what sick fuck thought of that as a name. "

I’m exactly the same!

I also have a lisp. I’m not sure who decided to put an ‘s’ in that word My lithp makes it hard for me to say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Spot on I’m dyslexic and the only thing I hate about it is the spelling of dyslexic or dyslexia what sick fuck thought of that as a name.

I’m exactly the same!

I also have a lisp. I’m not sure who decided to put an ‘s’ in that word My lithp makes it hard for me to say "

Aww no that’s terrible you’re definitely outa luck. I’m tempted to say something else but I fear a snowflake will take offence and won’t sleep tonight with the upset

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And where have you lot been all night... how refreshing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Offence is taken not given. There's lots of jokes I don't find funny, but I would defend anyone's right to say whatever joke they want and I don't consider any topic to be out of bounds for comedy."

Really!

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By *candiumWoman  over a year ago

oban


"Offence is taken not given. There's lots of jokes I don't find funny, but I would defend anyone's right to say whatever joke they want and I don't consider any topic to be out of bounds for comedy.

Really! "

Yes really.

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By *ojos party boyMan  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Why not post some suicide jokes too, seeing as you’re hitting up neurodivergent and mental health conditions?

As am dyslexic I use spell check or I would write different words or more word's because I can't spell the word I want. But most people don't realise that there's different types of dyslexia.

Because they all seem to think we can't read. But I can read perfect . I just can't spell. So jokes like someone buying a warehouse because he can't read is more to the fact that a lot of people haven't been tough to read then being dyslexic. Or even a simple miss reading of something because everyone has done it.

But then again I have a good sense of humour and I thought it was funny

Im type 2 dyslexic... and it doesn't bother me... jokes are jokes...

There's jokes and then there's jokes that makes fun of someone because they the person telling the joke thinks that they can say whatever they like when hiding behind a keyboard.

And they don't know when to stop trying to be funny after someone has asked them to stop. Bye.

I am genuinely dyslexic... I have had countless digs, jibes, criticism about my spelling, punctuation over the last 4 months on this site and to be honest it does make me a bit sad. Sad for the people that are so petty in their lives that they feel the need to criticise all the time and that they can't accept people as they are. Not everyone has had a good eduction, but life goes on and it's never stopped me from owning my own business's, employing quite a few people, giving my family a fantastic life and achieveing most of my goals.

But a joke is just a fucking joke...end of

I get that you didn’t mean any upset. And humour is subjective.

It’s all a bit on a scale for me though when you’re joking about people’s differences; I can imagine Trump saying it was ‘just a fucking joke’ when he mocked the disabled reporter, Serge Kovaleski."

But hes not trump...Hes a guy on a swingers sex site that made a joke about his hinderences,

You got offended and the result was you wasting your time trying to be PC

From your post history you give the impression of a SJW...Nothing wrong with that...just the wrong site wouldnt you say?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Buddhist orders a hotdog and says make me one with everything.

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan  over a year ago

Co.Antrim


"Does this mean I can’t quote the life of Brian anymore for fear of upsetting someone??.... can we not just keep it lighthearted as it was intended "

It better not mean that!

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"A Buddhist orders a hotdog and says make me one with everything."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"A Buddhist orders a hotdog and says make me one with everything."

Isn't that a burger ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't spell armageddon, it's not the end of the world.

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By *icplshropsCouple  over a year ago

Rock

There are many symptoms that can affect people with dyslexia. I have dyslexia and it affects not only my reading, writing, spelling and comprehension, but my auditory processing. Sometimes I have to ask people to repeat what they’ve said several times, as it can sound all scrambled. Dyslexia is essentially a brain processing difficulty.

Personally, I understood the jokes and found some funny; however, I can see how it may offend some.

J

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan  over a year ago

Co.Antrim

I always wondered if Vegans Vegans get offended by “Why did the Chicken cross the road?” Jokes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I joined a dyslexic poetry club last night.

I ended up making 2 pots and a vase

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil ?

I've never had a lentil on my face.

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil ?

I've never had a lentil on my face."

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Which spice girl can hold the most petrol ?

Geri can

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I wanted to bang a puppet but there were too many strings attached..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

To the person who stole my glasses... you better watch out I've got contacts

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Had fire drill training this week. My boss asked “what steps would you take in the event of a fire?”

Apparently fucking fast ones wasn’t the right answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I always told my dad his pride would be the death of him and sure enough tonight his favourite lion ate him.

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan  over a year ago

Co.Antrim

I took a Dyslexic girl back to mine last night.

She ended up cooking my sock.

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I always told my dad his pride would be the death of him and sure enough tonight his favourite lion ate him. "

Some of these are gold

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Two windmills in a field one asks " what music do you like"

The other " I'm a big metal fan "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Did you hear about the man that had the end of his penis cut off

He won a Nobel prize.

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By *ensualtouch15Man  over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Did you hear about the two dyslexics who went to a toga party dressed as goats. "

I have the wonderful gift of dyslexia

And I love yoga parties

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandad did.

Not screaming and shouting like the passengers on his bus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I went to the doctor with a lettuce stuck to my bum.

All he did was put a dressing on it.

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I went to the doctor with a lettuce leaf sticking out of my arse. He said “that looks nasty!” “Nasty?” I said. “That’s just the tip of the iceberg!!”

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