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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

What words of wisdom have you got to help others

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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By *entlemenpipMan over a year ago

not far

Virginity is like balloon

1 prick all gone

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

"Virginity is like balloon

1 prick all gone"

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

Confucius say woman who go camping with man must beware of evil intent.

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Not got one but these made me giggle so bookmarking x

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

Confucius say

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

Confucius say

You can't soar with the eagles if you hang around with turkey's

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I think confusious knew or thing or two about sex

“It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confucius say

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'go to bed with itchy bumhole, wake up with smelly finger'

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By *entlemenpipMan over a year ago

not far

Confusius say

Baseball is all wrong

man with 4 balls can't walk

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Confucius say

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day

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By *entlemenpipMan over a year ago

not far

Confusius say kissing is like spiderweb soon leads to undoing of fly

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Tarka trail

Confusius would say. ! Constipated person would feel like shit all day.

He would also say. Man who walks like John Wayne, may have had accident.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Confucius say-:

Man who fish in another mans hole

Only catch crabs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confucius say-:

Man who fish in another mans hole

Only catch crabs "

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Don't put feet in boiling hot water !!

It will hurt

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confucios say,never eat yellow snow!

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By *ilverfox2936Man over a year ago

Prescot

Confucius say...

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Confucius say Man who eats meat and peas on same plate is unhygienic!

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