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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why do we say this when we clearly aren't?
'I don't have any chips, I'm afraid!'
Don't be scared. They are only chips.
Any other expressions that are daft?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do we say this when we clearly aren't?
'I don't have any chips, I'm afraid!'
Don't be scared. They are only chips.
Any other expressions that are daft?
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"To be honest.."
-As if you are lying every other time you speak. |
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"Why do we say this when we clearly aren't?
'I don't have any chips, I'm afraid!'
Don't be scared. They are only chips.
Any other expressions that are daft?
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With the greatest of respect...... Before disrespecting you, your point of view etc.
We're British (well most of us) - we don't like being overtly rude! |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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"Polite notice"
I will judge, you don't need to tell me. If the notice says 'fuck off' then it's not polite, regardless of your preamble.
"Not gonna lie"
I bloody well hope not, does this mean everything else you say is, in fact a big fat fib? |
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"Why do we say this when we clearly aren't?
'I don't have any chips, I'm afraid!'
Don't be scared. They are only chips.
Any other expressions that are daft?
"To be honest.."
-As if you are lying every other time you speak."
I say that... A lot!  . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Things dad said growing up
Can I go out on my bike?
Bike!!! I'll give you bike!!!"
I asked my dad for a new bike and he said, come back when your prick and touch your arse.
So eventually I did and then he said.. Now go fuck your self  |
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""Polite notice"
I will judge, you don't need to tell me. If the notice says 'fuck off' then it's not polite, regardless of your preamble.
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Years ago I was told that Polite Notice signs are written that way because some people will read them as Police Notice and they'll carry more weight.
Makes some sort of sense I suppose. |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
""Polite notice"
I will judge, you don't need to tell me. If the notice says 'fuck off' then it's not polite, regardless of your preamble.
Years ago I was told that Polite Notice signs are written that way because some people will read them as Police Notice and they'll carry more weight.
Makes some sort of sense I suppose."
In some circumstances, maybe. But not when it's on the back of a toilet door and is asking you not to put hand towels in the loo |
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""Polite notice"
I will judge, you don't need to tell me. If the notice says 'fuck off' then it's not polite, regardless of your preamble.
Years ago I was told that Polite Notice signs are written that way because some people will read them as Police Notice and they'll carry more weight.
Makes some sort of sense I suppose.
In some circumstances, maybe. But not when it's on the back of a toilet door and is asking you not to put hand towels in the loo "
I don't know, the police are clamping down on that sort of behaviour  |
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