What reasons have you changed your mind from wanting to have sex to not wanting to ?
Gone to a house and found it dirty, kids in the house, grandma waiting up expecting to join in ?!!
What's made you make your excuses and leave ?
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Went to meet a guy, I walked in, beer cans and fag smoke, him shuffling about in jogging bottoms and slippers, no intro pulled his pants down and said "how we going to do this?" 
My reply "we aint" 
Mic drop |
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"Went to meet a guy, I walked in, beer cans and fag smoke, him shuffling about in jogging bottoms and slippers, no intro pulled his pants down and said "how we going to do this?"
My reply "we aint"
Mic drop"
I'd prefer it if you could keep our meets private please |
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"Went to meet a guy, I walked in, beer cans and fag smoke, him shuffling about in jogging bottoms and slippers, no intro pulled his pants down and said "how we going to do this?"
My reply "we aint"
Mic drop
I'd prefer it if you could keep our meets private please "
I didn't name you, it's fine... Unblock me goddamnit, the injunction has run out now |
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"Went to meet a guy, I walked in, beer cans and fag smoke, him shuffling about in jogging bottoms and slippers, no intro pulled his pants down and said "how we going to do this?"
My reply "we aint"
Mic drop
I'd prefer it if you could keep our meets private please
I didn't name you, it's fine... Unblock me goddamnit, the injunction has run out now "
The injunction might be finished. But the hurt you just put on my feelings will never be over! |
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The injunction might be finished. But the hurt you just put on my feelings will never be over!"
Oh you sensitive little sausage.
Faf? And I'll keep well out of your poopipe  |
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"Went to meet a guy, I walked in, beer cans and fag smoke, him shuffling about in jogging bottoms and slippers, no intro pulled his pants down and said "how we going to do this?"
My reply "we aint"
Mic drop"
And there were absolutely no clues beforehand that this was what you could expect? |
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"Went to meet a guy, I walked in, beer cans and fag smoke, him shuffling about in jogging bottoms and slippers, no intro pulled his pants down and said "how we going to do this?"
My reply "we aint"
Mic drop
And there were absolutely no clues beforehand that this was what you could expect?"
Nope.
Tbh it was early on in my Fab days, since then it is a social first.
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"Went to meet a guy, I walked in, beer cans and fag smoke, him shuffling about in jogging bottoms and slippers, no intro pulled his pants down and said "how we going to do this?"
My reply "we aint"
Mic drop
And there were absolutely no clues beforehand that this was what you could expect?
Nope.
Tbh it was early on in my Fab days, since then it is a social first.
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You probably were less aware of them is all |
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"Went to meet a guy, I walked in, beer cans and fag smoke, him shuffling about in jogging bottoms and slippers, no intro pulled his pants down and said "how we going to do this?"
My reply "we aint"
Mic drop"
How the hell did he get you to the meet stage if he was a slob
I guess computers can't tell |
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"Went to meet a guy, I walked in, beer cans and fag smoke, him shuffling about in jogging bottoms and slippers, no intro pulled his pants down and said "how we going to do this?"
My reply "we aint"
Mic drop
How the hell did he get you to the meet stage if he was a slob
I guess computers can't tell"
If the person is really dumb/ignorant.
If there is zero mental connection, i find it hard to function. |
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Never been in the situation but that’s not saying much. However I hope my long winded approach to getting round to meeting someone and that only really compatible people are ever interested by that stage, might mean I never am. |
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"Never been in the situation but that’s not saying much. However I hope my long winded approach to getting round to meeting someone and that only really compatible people are ever interested by that stage, might mean I never am."
I mean to the stage of sexual contact. Socials are usually as far as it goes anyway. |
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