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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My mate Gav died yesterday from taking too many heartburn tablets. Can’t believe Gavisgon
Hahahaha awww mate crying 
 An oldie but a goldie!"
There the best |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
The man who invented the hokey y passed away last week. It's been a sad time for his family, especially the funeral arrangements. They chose a coffin, they put his left leg in.... and that's when the trouble began. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A transylvanian man has been found dead surrounded by sausage rolls, with a silver platter embedded in his head.
Police have arrested Buffet the Vampire Slayer |
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Two men on different sides of the world.
One doing the highest ever tightrope walk.
The other getting a blowjob from an 80 year old lady.
Both thinking the same thing. What is it??
Don't look down.. dont look down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bought my Ma a Bonnie Tyler Sat Nav for her Birthday. It kept telling her to turn around and every now and then it fell apart."
Proper giggled at this one, nice one dude xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you call a man with a spade on his head... Doug
What do you call a man without a spade on his head...Douglas.
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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?
Russell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can now get viagra eye drops
Makes you look hard
But if you don't swallow them quickly you get a stiff neck."
I take them before playing football, makes me harder in the tackle. |
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"What do you call a man with a spade on his head... Doug
What do you call a man without a spade on his head...Douglas.
What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?
Russell "
What do you call a man with no ideas?
Geoff Bob |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man walks into a pub opposite a hospital. Wearing a hospital gown and pulling along a drip.
He sits at the bar.
'Barman give me a triple whiskey!'
Barman grabs a bottle and pours the drink for the frail looking man. He picks it up and downs it in one and slams the empty glass down.
'One more!'
The barman pours another and the guy picks it up, downs it and again slams it on the bar.
'Another!'
The barman takes pity and pours one more.
The man raises it, takes a sip and says
'I shouldn't be drinking this with what I've got!'
To which the barman replies
'Why what have you got?'
'10p' says the man. |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"What do you call a man with a spade on his head... Doug
What do you call a man without a spade on his head...Douglas.
What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?
Russell "
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?
Sister Matic |
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"Two men on different sides of the world.
One doing the highest ever tightrope walk.
The other getting a blowjob from an 80 year old lady.
Both thinking the same thing. What is it??
Don't look down.. dont look down. "
Love this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Q: When is the only time a guy can multi-task?
A: When he's watching porn, masturbating, and keeping an eye on the door at the same time...  "
We can have sex and think of your sister at the same time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Q: When is the only time a guy can multi-task?
A: When he's watching porn, masturbating, and keeping an eye on the door at the same time...
We can have sex and think of your sister at the same time "
I don't have a sister but I do have three brothers, you really can multi-task  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Q: When is the only time a guy can multi-task?
A: When he's watching porn, masturbating, and keeping an eye on the door at the same time...
We can have sex and think of your sister at the same time
I don't have a sister but I do have three brothers, you really can multi-task "
Hahaha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was driving on the motorway there behind an Ann Summers lorry, all of a sudden its doors burst open and aw these dildos flew oot everywhere... A black one smacked off ma windscreen, the wean seen it and started screamed 'Daddy daddy wit was that'? I said 'its just a wee birdy dont worry'... she said 'just a wee birdy? It had some size a willy on it'!! |
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A Geordie walks int a bar and asks for a can of Newcastle Brown. After the barman handed it to him he turned it upside dow, emptied it and proceeded to squash it flat underfoot. He picked up the flat can, placed it between 2 slices of bread and proceeded to eat it. It was a beer can sandwich |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went to order an Indian take away the other day and the waiter recommended a chicken tarka massala.
It's just like a normal tikka dish,only this ones a little otter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Storm Dennis has claimed its first victims, the bodies of four black men have found floating in the floodwaters, they think it might be the Drifters "
Can't wait to see the comments against this one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Storm Dennis has claimed its first victims, the bodies of four black men have found floating in the floodwaters, they think it might be the Drifters
Can't wait to see the comments against this one "
Fuck the comments that’s fucking hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A snail wins the lottery
Goes into a rolls royce garage and orders a new roller
He tells the sales man " I want an S painted on the roof...I want an S painted on the bonett and I want an S painted on all the doors"
"Certainly Mr Snail, but may I ask why ? " said the sales man
" Yes when I drive down the road I want everybody to say ...look at that S car go...."
Goodnight ladies and gentlemen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A snail wins the lottery
Goes into a rolls royce garage and orders a new roller
He tells the sales man " I want an S painted on the roof...I want an S painted on the bonett and I want an S painted on all the doors"
"Certainly Mr Snail, but may I ask why ? " said the sales man
" Yes when I drive down the road I want everybody to say ...look at that S car go...."
Goodnight ladies and gentlemen "
Twat |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
I stopped at a roadside snack van as I was getting hungry. I placed my order. The woman cooking put a burger under her armpit.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"Defrosting it", she replied.
She then put another burger in her other armpit.
"Defrosting?" I asked.
"Yes", she replied.
"Cancel my hotdog!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stopped at a roadside snack van as I was getting hungry. I placed my order. The woman cooking put a burger under her armpit.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"Defrosting it", she replied.
She then put another burger in her other armpit.
"Defrosting?" I asked.
"Yes", she replied.
"Cancel my hotdog!""
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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago
Chorlton, Manchester |
I was walking past Strangeways with my mate who is not very politically correct. A window opened and we saw a little fellow climb down the wall on a rope made of bed sheets. My mate said " Look at that dwarf coming diwn the wall" I corrected him and said " No mate that's a little condescending"!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Might be a touch contraversial this one.
I found out today I had a relative died at Auswich........he fell out of the guard tower...
**cringes**"
Too soon |
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"Covered in strawberry sauce a flake and sprinkles
The police think he topped himself
that isnt funny at all. Shame on you.
Possibly the funniest post on the whole thread..... "
I broka ma garden gate yesterday, some people took offense... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bloke goes to the GUM clinic for a check up, he whips his cock out and its made of liquorice. Doctor says to him "looks like you've been shagging allsorts mate"... |
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