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"I bang like a barn door in a force 9 gale.
Why, has someone said otherwise?
Not what I’ve heard  "
If it's the scurrilous graffiti in the gents toilets at the Adelphi don't believe a word of it. The tests came back negative. |
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"I bang like a barn door in a force 9 gale.
Why, has someone said otherwise?
Not what I’ve heard
If it's the scurrilous graffiti in the gents toilets at the Adelphi don't believe a word of it. The tests came back negative."
Adelphi? more like Smokie Mo’s |
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"I bang like a barn door in a force 9 gale.
Why, has someone said otherwise?
Not what I’ve heard
If it's the scurrilous graffiti in the gents toilets at the Adelphi don't believe a word of it. The tests came back negative.
Adelphi? more like Smokie Mo’s "
Oh... I remember him.
Well I don't know what he expected for £2.47 and a bag of chips, but I like to think he got good value. |
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"I bang like a barn door in a force 9 gale.
Why, has someone said otherwise?
Not what I’ve heard
If it's the scurrilous graffiti in the gents toilets at the Adelphi don't believe a word of it. The tests came back negative.
Adelphi? more like Smokie Mo’s
Oh... I remember him.
Well I don't know what he expected for £2.47 and a bag of chips, but I like to think he got good value."
Hhhmmmm will you be in there tomorrow? |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"I've been told I am but could all be lies... 
There is only one way to find out
You want a test drive?
Yes, I’d like to make sure the headlamps are in good working order  "
Safety first |
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"Horses for courses... sometimes the chemistry is wow and totally in rhythm, other times it’s meh
So your question and answer is based on two people interacting and not one way perception "
What about self love, from your perception |
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"Horses for courses... sometimes the chemistry is wow and totally in rhythm, other times it’s meh
So your question and answer is based on two people interacting and not one way perception
What about self love, from your perception "
Self love is flowing and oh so good, add in Mr Ride, Mr Glass and Mr Doxy, there’s one hell of a party |
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"Horses for courses... sometimes the chemistry is wow and totally in rhythm, other times it’s meh
So your question and answer is based on two people interacting and not one way perception
What about self love, from your perception
Self love is flowing and oh so good, add in Mr Ride, Mr Glass and Mr Doxy, there’s one hell of a party "
So you inadvertently answered my question. You’re a good shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lady who commented on this thread says I am. But I think she’s buttering me up, she really want to do my arse!
That narrows it down. All the ladies want to burst blokes arses on here  "
I see you have the same predicament! Mind you, I came to like it. |
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"A lady who commented on this thread says I am. But I think she’s buttering me up, she really want to do my arse!
That narrows it down. All the ladies want to burst blokes arses on here
I see you have the same predicament! Mind you, I came to like it."
I’m not sure I share your enthusiasm |
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"Horses for courses... sometimes the chemistry is wow and totally in rhythm, other times it’s meh
So your question and answer is based on two people interacting and not one way perception
What about self love, from your perception
Self love is flowing and oh so good, add in Mr Ride, Mr Glass and Mr Doxy, there’s one hell of a party
So you inadvertently answered my question. You’re a good shag "
With myself yes... my rules, my rhythm I can’t get it wrong  |
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By *otrockWoman
over a year ago
Essex |
No I often fall asleep and they wake me up when they've finished or when I hear the front door slam.
Any holes a goal apparently
But honestly I think I am but know one really knows what's inside the other persons head, so if they come back for more then I guess I wasn't to bad if they don't I guess I was shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lady who commented on this thread says I am. But I think she’s buttering me up, she really want to do my arse!
That narrows it down. All the ladies want to burst blokes arses on here
I see you have the same predicament! Mind you, I came to like it.
I’m not sure I share your enthusiasm "
I’ll PM you the name of the lady, she has a talent |
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"A lady who commented on this thread says I am. But I think she’s buttering me up, she really want to do my arse!
That narrows it down. All the ladies want to burst blokes arses on here
I see you have the same predicament! Mind you, I came to like it.
I’m not sure I share your enthusiasm
I’ll PM you the name of the lady, she has a talent"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you tell someone if they were a rubbish shag?
If you didn’t want to meet them again then I think they’d get the picture "
I must be epically bad, then, people don't want to see me again even without shagging me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm really good once the laughing stops.
Are you laughing at the size of my penis?
Did I give you permission to come out of the red room????? "
No! What you gonna do about it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm really good once the laughing stops.
Are you laughing at the size of my penis?
Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????
No! What you gonna do about it?"
I'm not gonna share my wings. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm really good once the laughing stops.
Are you laughing at the size of my penis?
Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????
No! What you gonna do about it?
I'm not gonna share my wings. "
Deal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm really good once the laughing stops.
Are you laughing at the size of my penis?
Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????
No! What you gonna do about it?
I'm not gonna share my wings. "
Chicken, buffalo or bingo?
*ducks and runs* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm really good once the laughing stops.
Are you laughing at the size of my penis?
Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????
No! What you gonna do about it?
I'm not gonna share my wings.
Chicken, buffalo or bingo?
*ducks and runs*"
I'm just curious what are bingo wings? |
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"I'm really good once the laughing stops.
Are you laughing at the size of my penis?
Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????
No! What you gonna do about it?
I'm not gonna share my wings.
Chicken, buffalo or bingo?
*ducks and runs*
I'm just curious what are bingo wings? "
I’ll let him ^^ answer this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm really good once the laughing stops.
Are you laughing at the size of my penis?
Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????
No! What you gonna do about it?
I'm not gonna share my wings.
Chicken, buffalo or bingo?
*ducks and runs*
I'm just curious what are bingo wings?
I’ll let him ^^ answer this "
Where is the spade? someone has some digging to do!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm really good once the laughing stops.
Are you laughing at the size of my penis?
Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????
No! What you gonna do about it?
I'm not gonna share my wings.
Chicken, buffalo or bingo?
*ducks and runs*
I'm just curious what are bingo wings? "
The saggy bit you get under your arms if you're as out of shape as me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm really good once the laughing stops.
Are you laughing at the size of my penis?
Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????
No! What you gonna do about it?
I'm not gonna share my wings.
Chicken, buffalo or bingo?
*ducks and runs*
I'm just curious what are bingo wings?
The saggy bit you get under your arms if you're as out of shape as me "
Why would want to eat that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm really good once the laughing stops.
Are you laughing at the size of my penis?
Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????
No! What you gonna do about it?
I'm not gonna share my wings.
Chicken, buffalo or bingo?
*ducks and runs*
I'm just curious what are bingo wings?
The saggy bit you get under your arms if you're as out of shape as me
Why would want to eat that? "
My sense of humour is just too odd for the forums, I don't know why I don't keep my mouth shut. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm really good once the laughing stops.
Are you laughing at the size of my penis?
Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????
No! What you gonna do about it?
I'm not gonna share my wings.
Chicken, buffalo or bingo?
*ducks and runs*
I'm just curious what are bingo wings?
The saggy bit you get under your arms if you're as out of shape as me
Why would want to eat that?
My sense of humour is just too odd for the forums, I don't know why I don't keep my mouth shut."
(So is mine.) (I knew what they were.) (#polka power.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm really good once the laughing stops.
Are you laughing at the size of my penis?
Did I give you permission to come out of the red room?????
No! What you gonna do about it?
I'm not gonna share my wings.
Chicken, buffalo or bingo?
*ducks and runs*
I'm just curious what are bingo wings?
The saggy bit you get under your arms if you're as out of shape as me
Why would want to eat that?
My sense of humour is just too odd for the forums, I don't know why I don't keep my mouth shut.
(So is mine.) (I knew what they were.) (#polka power.) "
Evil! |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"The last person to do me up the chuff came quite quickly so I can only assume that the answer is " Yes" x
Not even a reach around? "
Nope !! But he said that I could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe |
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but he's biased. 
Jo.Xx 
