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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Go on, do it.

Be nice and lovely and all lovey dovey and all that bleugh stuff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Loves you Queenie

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Loves you Queenie "

Aww Nora I loves you too

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"Loves you Queenie "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I finish my sandwich first?

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Loves you Queenie

"

Loves ya ole blue eyes x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I finish my sandwich first?"

What sandwich is it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Loves you Queenie

"

You knows how I feels about you flower

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"Loves you Queenie

Loves ya ole blue eyes x"

You're the only one for me DC x

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"Loves you Queenie

You knows how I feels about you flower "

Night

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple  over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Can you feel the love.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I finish my sandwich first?

What sandwich is it? "

Slow cooked pulled pork with stuffing, gravy and apple sauce in a warmed up ciabatta

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Loves you Queenie

Loves ya ole blue eyes x

You're the only one for me DC x"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cock’s leg and misses the lamppost. My aim isn’t as good at my age

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Angel Eyes, you think you’re weak with nothing to offer but you are so very wrong. One day someone good enough for you will appear and until then, you’ll just have to put up with me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Loves you Queenie

Loves ya ole blue eyes x

You're the only one for me DC x"

Can I be bridesmaid?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cock’s leg and misses the lamppost. My aim isn’t as good at my age "

Where did that apostrophe come from?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Angel Eyes, you think you’re weak with nothing to offer but you are so very wrong. One day someone good enough for you will appear and until then, you’ll just have to put up with me "

Awww dont, you will make me cry

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Angel Eyes, you think you’re weak with nothing to offer but you are so very wrong. One day someone good enough for you will appear and until then, you’ll just have to put up with me

Awww dont, you will make me cry "

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"Loves you Queenie

Loves ya ole blue eyes x

You're the only one for me DC x

Can I be bridesmaid? "

Of course. Please wear a fascinator

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Loves you Queenie

Loves ya ole blue eyes x

You're the only one for me DC x

Can I be bridesmaid?

Of course. Please wear a fascinator"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don’t have anyone on here to claim. No one tries to claim me either. I’d like to be pissed on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Loves you Queenie

Loves ya ole blue eyes x

You're the only one for me DC x

Can I be bridesmaid?

Of course. Please wear a fascinator"

That’s made my heart flutter that you know what that is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Loves you Queenie

Loves ya ole blue eyes x

You're the only one for me DC x

Can I be bridesmaid?

Of course. Please wear a fascinator"

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone piss on my lamppost

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Loves you Queenie

Loves ya ole blue eyes x

You're the only one for me DC x

Can I be bridesmaid? "

If ole blue eyes agrees of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Someone piss on my lamppost "

You’re ever so pretty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Loves you Queenie

Loves ya ole blue eyes x

You're the only one for me DC x

Can I be bridesmaid?

If ole blue eyes agrees of course"

Mark my word, DC, your hen will be of an epic standard

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Loves you Queenie

Loves ya ole blue eyes x

You're the only one for me DC x"

Looks we’re getting married!

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Loves you Queenie

Loves ya ole blue eyes x

You're the only one for me DC x

Can I be bridesmaid?

If ole blue eyes agrees of course

Mark my word, DC, your hen will be of an epic standard "

Oh don’t I know it!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan  over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Ahh, a lamp post pissing thread - I'm usually good at these...

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"Someone piss on my lamppost "

I've said you were #1 hotlist if that helps?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone piss on my lamppost

You’re ever so pretty "

thank you queenie. As are you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone piss on my lamppost

You’re ever so pretty

thank you queenie. As are you "

You’re lovely and caring. I don’t forget things like that and I appreciated it x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t have anyone on here to claim. No one tries to claim me either. I’d like to be pissed on. "

I'll piss on you

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"Loves you Queenie

Loves ya ole blue eyes x

You're the only one for me DC x

Looks we’re getting married! "

Yay! Stat stag stag!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

#youknowwhoyouare

Couldn’t resist

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan  over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Someone piss on my lamppost "

You have very good taste in Gin based Cocktails

Amazing taste in general come to think of it ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone piss on my lamppost

You have very good taste in Gin based Cocktails

Amazing taste in general come to think of it ..."

And you make excellent coffee. Even if you do run late...

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan  over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Someone piss on my lamppost

You have very good taste in Gin based Cocktails

Amazing taste in general come to think of it ...

And you make excellent coffee. Even if you do run late... "

I'm sure there's a euphemism in there somewhere

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham

I love you all so..

Jo.Xx

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"#youknowwhoyouare

Couldn’t resist "

and

Seconding this because why not.I am in full cringe mode today.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hold my drink.... im gonna do it lol

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan  over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"I don’t have anyone on here to claim. No one tries to claim me either. I’d like to be pissed on. "

Watersports?...

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"

I love you all so..

Jo.Xx "

And we love you to Jo xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"#youknowwhoyouare

Couldn’t resist and

Seconding this because why not.I am in full cringe mode today."

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

I love you all so..

Jo.Xx "

We all love you both

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

I’ve a full bladder pee ready for someone special

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman  over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Apparently I've done some fairly obvious lamp post pissing recently, so I shall refrain on this occasion.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently I've done some fairly obvious lamp post pissing recently, so I shall refrain on this occasion. "

No don’t. Let it all out

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Apparently I've done some fairly obvious lamp post pissing recently, so I shall refrain on this occasion. "

I think it's adorable to read! Keep on pissing.

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman  over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Nooooo, I have to behave

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Apparently I've done some fairly obvious lamp post pissing recently, so I shall refrain on this occasion. "

Do it again so I can see, I've not noticed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t have anyone on here to claim. No one tries to claim me either. I’d like to be pissed on.

Watersports?..."

watersports

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Nooooo, I have to behave "

Is he your partner in crime?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nooooo, I have to behave "

Is he a total dreamboat? Go onnnnn tell us

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go on then, anyone?

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman  over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"Nooooo, I have to behave

Is he your partner in crime?"

Maybe He's pretty fucking awesome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm yet to be claimed or pissed on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t have anyone on here to claim. No one tries to claim me either. I’d like to be pissed on.

I'll piss on you "

I'd pay good money to see that

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My lamp post is the only one worth pissing on

Everyone one else is a fake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I my Pink

And I get to kiss her tomorrow

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Nooooo, I have to behave

Is he a total dreamboat? Go onnnnn tell us "

Yaaay! Let's tag team her to get the lamppost pissing to continue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nooooo, I have to behave

Is he a total dreamboat? Go onnnnn tell us

Yaaay! Let's tag team her to get the lamppost pissing to continue "

You? Behave?

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Nooooo, I have to behave

Is he a total dreamboat? Go onnnnn tell us

Yaaay! Let's tag team her to get the lamppost pissing to continue

You? Behave?

"

I've been so good and refrained from lamppost peeing. I don't know if he is into that. #youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nooooo, I have to behave

Is he a total dreamboat? Go onnnnn tell us

Yaaay! Let's tag team her to get the lamppost pissing to continue "

I feel like we’re about to start singing Summer Lovin’ from Greece

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t have anyone on here to claim. No one tries to claim me either. I’d like to be pissed on.

I'll piss on you

I'd pay good money to see that

Fuzz"

Marshmallows will do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think everyone knows who's lamppost I'm pissing on.

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman  over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"Nooooo, I have to behave

Is he a total dreamboat? Go onnnnn tell us

Yaaay! Let's tag team her to get the lamppost pissing to continue

I feel like we’re about to start singing Summer Lovin’ from Greece "

"Met a boy, cute as can be!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently I've done some fairly obvious lamp post pissing recently, so I shall refrain on this occasion. "

I think it's lovely

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You’re ever so nice

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

My aim is terrible to be honest. I'll save my piss this time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t have anyone on here to claim. No one tries to claim me either. I’d like to be pissed on.

I'll piss on you

I'd pay good money to see that

Fuzz

Marshmallows will do "

Game of chubby bunny?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t have anyone on here to claim. No one tries to claim me either. I’d like to be pissed on.

I'll piss on you

I'd pay good money to see that

Fuzz

Marshmallows will do

Game of chubby bunny?

Fuzz"

Haha yaaasss! Vegan tho

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nooooo, I have to behave

Is he a total dreamboat? Go onnnnn tell us

Yaaay! Let's tag team her to get the lamppost pissing to continue

I feel like we’re about to start singing Summer Lovin’ from Greece

"Met a boy, cute as can be!" "

“Tell me more tell me more”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t have anyone on here to claim. No one tries to claim me either. I’d like to be pissed on.

I'll piss on you

I'd pay good money to see that

Fuzz

Marshmallows will do

Game of chubby bunny?

Fuzz

Haha yaaasss! Vegan tho "

I was going to suggest we use eachothers genitals when we run out of marshmallows, but seeing as you're vegan......

Fuzz

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman  over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"Nooooo, I have to behave

Is he a total dreamboat? Go onnnnn tell us

Yaaay! Let's tag team her to get the lamppost pissing to continue

I feel like we’re about to start singing Summer Lovin’ from Greece

"Met a boy, cute as can be!"

“Tell me more tell me more” "

I've said too much already, he's going to rip the piss out of me when he sees this

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"

I love you all so..

Jo.Xx

We all love you both "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm yet to be claimed or pissed on "

I'll piss on you any day

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

LPP for all the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nooooo, I have to behave

Is he a total dreamboat? Go onnnnn tell us

Yaaay! Let's tag team her to get the lamppost pissing to continue

I feel like we’re about to start singing Summer Lovin’ from Greece

"Met a boy, cute as can be!"

“Tell me more tell me more”

I've said too much already, he's going to rip the piss out of me when he sees this "

I’m the cringe queen and I wear it as an armour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t have anyone on here to claim. No one tries to claim me either. I’d like to be pissed on.

I'll piss on you

I'd pay good money to see that

Fuzz

Marshmallows will do

Game of chubby bunny?

Fuzz

Haha yaaasss! Vegan tho

I was going to suggest we use eachothers genitals when we run out of marshmallows, but seeing as you're vegan......

Fuzz"

That is definitely allowed

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke

No pissing here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The bulb on my lampost just blew

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Good pissing guys

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Miss.Red, I won the lottery.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Miss.Red, I won the lottery."

Aww

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm yet to be claimed or pissed on

I'll piss on you any day"

Let's get wet

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Miss.Red, I won the lottery."

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope - still not a drop on me.

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Nope - still not a drop on me. "

Nobody wants me either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nope - still not a drop on me.

Nobody wants me either "

I would but you dont reply to my messages

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Nope - still not a drop on me.

Nobody wants me either

I would but you dont reply to my messages "

I dooooooo!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nope - still not a drop on me.

Nobody wants me either

I would but you dont reply to my messages "

Understandable

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t have anyone on here to claim. No one tries to claim me either. I’d like to be pissed on.

I'll piss on you

I'd pay good money to see that

Fuzz

Marshmallows will do

Game of chubby bunny?

Fuzz

Haha yaaasss! Vegan tho

I was going to suggest we use eachothers genitals when we run out of marshmallows, but seeing as you're vegan......

Fuzz

That is definitely allowed "

My penis is halal and kosher friendly too. I'm also gluten free

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd like to empty your bladder on you x

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Nope - still not a drop on me.

Nobody wants me either

I would but you dont reply to my messages

Understandable"

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Someone piss on my lamppost "

Gimme ten mins. Just going to down a load of water.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nooooo, I have to behave

Is he a total dreamboat? Go onnnnn tell us

Yaaay! Let's tag team her to get the lamppost pissing to continue

You? Behave?

I've been so good and refrained from lamppost peeing. I don't know if he is into that. #youknowwhoyouare"

Well I will take a wild guess and say he loves it! Whoever he/she is lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone piss on my lamppost

Gimme ten mins. Just going to down a load of water."

Still waiting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need a wee, but I think I will use the loo, thanks!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"I'd like to empty your bladder on you x"

Thanks

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Someone piss on my lamppost

Gimme ten mins. Just going to down a load of water.

Still waiting "

I've got a shy bladder okay! I'm trying!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone piss on my lamppost

Gimme ten mins. Just going to down a load of water.

Still waiting

I've got a shy bladder okay! I'm trying!"

Eurgh Valentine’s is nearly over. Piss or get off me

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Nooooo, I have to behave

Is he a total dreamboat? Go onnnnn tell us

Yaaay! Let's tag team her to get the lamppost pissing to continue

You? Behave?

I've been so good and refrained from lamppost peeing. I don't know if he is into that. #youknowwhoyouare

Well I will take a wild guess and say he loves it! Whoever he/she is lol xxx"

Hopefully he/she is okay with full on lamppost peeing because it will be as cringey and full on as possible. xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Last lamppost I pissed on was shocking....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Happy to help lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone piss on my lamppost

Gimme ten mins. Just going to down a load of water."

Wondered where you were, Lacey! I think you're gorgeous and you have all the smarts and I love you lots!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm squatting on F & B tonight

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley

I'm gonna piss on my own lamppost and just have a lady wank!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm gonna piss on my own lamppost and just have a lady wank! "

Yaaaaay

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mmmmm sexy

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By *nnocentimesMan  over a year ago

over there by that tree


"Nooooo, I have to behave

Is he a total dreamboat? Go onnnnn tell us

Yaaay! Let's tag team her to get the lamppost pissing to continue

I feel like we’re about to start singing Summer Lovin’ from Greece

"Met a boy, cute as can be!"

“Tell me more tell me more”

I've said too much already, he's going to rip the piss out of me when he sees this "

I’m sure he won’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nooooo, I have to behave

Is he a total dreamboat? Go onnnnn tell us

Yaaay! Let's tag team her to get the lamppost pissing to continue

I feel like we’re about to start singing Summer Lovin’ from Greece

"Met a boy, cute as can be!"

“Tell me more tell me more”

I've said too much already, he's going to rip the piss out of me when he sees this

I’m sure he won’t "

You’re super sexy

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman  over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"Nooooo, I have to behave

Is he a total dreamboat? Go onnnnn tell us

Yaaay! Let's tag team her to get the lamppost pissing to continue

I feel like we’re about to start singing Summer Lovin’ from Greece

"Met a boy, cute as can be!"

“Tell me more tell me more”

I've said too much already, he's going to rip the piss out of me when he sees this

I’m sure he won’t "

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By *nnocentimesMan  over a year ago

over there by that tree


"Nooooo, I have to behave

Is he a total dreamboat? Go onnnnn tell us

Yaaay! Let's tag team her to get the lamppost pissing to continue

I feel like we’re about to start singing Summer Lovin’ from Greece

"Met a boy, cute as can be!"

“Tell me more tell me more”

I've said too much already, he's going to rip the piss out of me when he sees this

I’m sure he won’t

You’re super sexy "

Oooohhhh - say it again

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nooooo, I have to behave

Is he a total dreamboat? Go onnnnn tell us

Yaaay! Let's tag team her to get the lamppost pissing to continue

I feel like we’re about to start singing Summer Lovin’ from Greece

"Met a boy, cute as can be!"

“Tell me more tell me more”

I've said too much already, he's going to rip the piss out of me when he sees this

I’m sure he won’t

You’re super sexy

Oooohhhh - say it again "

You’re super duper sexy!!!

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman  over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"Nooooo, I have to behave

Is he a total dreamboat? Go onnnnn tell us

Yaaay! Let's tag team her to get the lamppost pissing to continue

I feel like we’re about to start singing Summer Lovin’ from Greece

"Met a boy, cute as can be!"

“Tell me more tell me more”

I've said too much already, he's going to rip the piss out of me when he sees this

I’m sure he won’t

You’re super sexy

Oooohhhh - say it again

You’re super duper sexy!!!"

Yes yes he is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You all know whose lamppost I would piss on he's pretty awesome tho and always there for me when I need it the most

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Someone piss on my lamppost

Gimme ten mins. Just going to down a load of water.

Still waiting

I've got a shy bladder okay! I'm trying!

Eurgh Valentine’s is nearly over. Piss or get off me "

I swear this doesn't always happen

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Someone piss on my lamppost

Gimme ten mins. Just going to down a load of water.

Wondered where you were, Lacey! I think you're gorgeous and you have all the smarts and I love you lots! "

I've been poorly . Aww you're so lovely! Love your gorgeous self too and can't wait to see your face again soon!

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"You all know whose lamppost I would piss on he's pretty awesome tho and always there for me when I need it the most "

If you two get cozey together I could piss over you both at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You all know whose lamppost I would piss on he's pretty awesome tho and always there for me when I need it the most

If you two get cozey together I could piss over you both at the same time "

Sorry I’m going to have to call you out. Sick of your empty promises. You’re not pissing on anyone. Yet another time waster. I waited all night for your ‘shy bladder’

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"You all know whose lamppost I would piss on he's pretty awesome tho and always there for me when I need it the most

If you two get cozey together I could piss over you both at the same time

Sorry I’m going to have to call you out. Sick of your empty promises. You’re not pissing on anyone. Yet another time waster. I waited all night for your ‘shy bladder’ "

nothing but a fantasist!

Do they do pills for bladder performance issues?

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"You all know whose lamppost I would piss on he's pretty awesome tho and always there for me when I need it the most

If you two get cozey together I could piss over you both at the same time

Sorry I’m going to have to call you out. Sick of your empty promises. You’re not pissing on anyone. Yet another time waster. I waited all night for your ‘shy bladder’

nothing but a fantasist!

Do they do pills for bladder performance issues? "

Yes! They do!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You all know whose lamppost I would piss on he's pretty awesome tho and always there for me when I need it the most

If you two get cozey together I could piss over you both at the same time "

We're waiting...have you taken your meds or will we have to wait all day for this? I don't want to miss Sunday roast and the cinema so hurry up please

PS: can we both piss over you too?

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By *eplicant JoWoman  over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I pissed my pants when I sneezed the other day, so I guess I am pissing on my self

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"I pissed my pants when I sneezed the other day, so I guess I am pissing on my self "

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