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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in, all day alls I've heard is love stories n valentines bull shit I've got a head ache.... roll on tomorrow "
Top man, pint of mild for this guy please barman  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d love a pint...of vodka.
Unfortunately I’m at work for another 3 hours and back at 8 tomorrow so no alcohol for me "
I’ll leave it in the pump for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d love a pint...of vodka.
Unfortunately I’m at work for another 3 hours and back at 8 tomorrow so no alcohol for me
I’ll leave it in the pump for you "
Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?
Yes please!
What’s your poison
Tequila please "
Good choice, a tray of tequila slammers please barman for this young lady  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint? "
You just read my status, or what? Although now got people thinking I am upset about being single... I actually bloody love it!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?
You just read my status, or what? Although now got people thinking I am upset about being single... I actually bloody love it! "
What you drinking?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am ready for a drink,now, actually!
Open wide
I wanna know what it is first, please!?"
It’s one of those squirty shots that hits the back of your throat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A pool table and a large white sounds good
Coming right up! I’ll gladly pot the pink
That's snooker but hey, I'd like to see that shot "
Ooofffttt I’ll just chalk my tip |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spiced rum and splash of for me
I’d splash you
Lol not too much
From your avtar I would let you too
Ooooffftttt my underpants have just fell off "
You getting in the shower  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Spiced rum and splash of for me
I’d splash you
Lol not too much
From your avtar I would let you too
Ooooffftttt my underpants have just fell off
You getting in the shower "
I’m hoping I’d be getting in something else |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spiced rum and splash of for me
I’d splash you
Lol not too much
From your avtar I would let you too
Ooooffftttt my underpants have just fell off
You getting in the shower
I’m hoping I’d be getting in something else "
Not my......  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Spiced rum and splash of for me
I’d splash you
Lol not too much
From your avtar I would let you too
Ooooffftttt my underpants have just fell off
You getting in the shower
I’m hoping I’d be getting in something else
Not my...... "
Oohhh matron |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?
You just read my status, or what? Although now got people thinking I am upset about being single... I actually bloody love it!
What you drinking? "
Gin n tonic please! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spiced rum and splash of for me
I’d splash you
Lol not too much
From your avtar I would let you too
Ooooffftttt my underpants have just fell off
You getting in the shower
I’m hoping I’d be getting in something else
Not my......
Oohhh matron "
Yes doctor lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?
You just read my status, or what? Although now got people thinking I am upset about being single... I actually bloody love it!
What you drinking?
Gin n tonic please! "
Only a little bit of tonic though  |
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"A pool table and a large white sounds good
Coming right up! I’ll gladly pot the pink
That's snooker but hey, I'd like to see that shot
Ooofffttt I’ll just chalk my tip "
Better set that shot up properly..can't have you miscuing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you're single and you know it, pet your cat.
What you drinking girl?
Me? I’ll have a porn star martini please if you’re buying "
OK, and a little suck? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Went and bought a pizza, bottle of gin and an Easter egg instead!!!
What’s in the middle of the egg?
Come have a poke around and find out!! "
I’ve a snotty knob now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're single and you know it, pet your cat.
What you drinking girl?
Me? I’ll have a porn star martini please if you’re buying
OK, and a little suck? "
Just the tip |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you're single and you know it, pet your cat.
What you drinking girl?
Me? I’ll have a porn star martini please if you’re buying
OK, and a little suck?
Just the tip "
Deal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?
Yes please. Cappuccino Ale?
Eh? What is this thou speaks of
Delicious ale that tasted of coffee "
OK, a pint of that please barman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?
Yes please. Cappuccino Ale?
Eh? What is this thou speaks of
Delicious ale that tasted of coffee
OK, a pint of that please barman "
Awwww. Ta very much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Went and bought a pizza, bottle of gin and an Easter egg instead!!!
What’s in the middle of the egg?
Come have a poke around and find out!!
I’ve a snotty knob now "
Where have you been dipping that!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Went and bought a pizza, bottle of gin and an Easter egg instead!!!
What’s in the middle of the egg?
Come have a poke around and find out!!
I’ve a snotty knob now
Where have you been dipping that!!! "
Someone’s ale up there ^^ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Went and bought a pizza, bottle of gin and an Easter egg instead!!!
What’s in the middle of the egg?
Come have a poke around and find out!!
I’ve a snotty knob now
Where have you been dipping that!!!
Someone’s ale up there ^^ "
Oi. Better not be mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am ready for a drink,now, actually!
Open wide
I wanna know what it is first, please!?
It’s one of those squirty shots that hits the back of your throat "
Who went unlos ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Went and bought a pizza, bottle of gin and an Easter egg instead!!!
What’s in the middle of the egg?
Come have a poke around and find out!!
I’ve a snotty knob now
Where have you been dipping that!!!
Someone’s ale up there ^^
Oi. Better not be mine "
It’s not brown through dipping it in coffee ale |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am ready for a drink,now, actually!
Open wide
I wanna know what it is first, please!?
It’s one of those squirty shots that hits the back of your throat
Who went unlos ?"
Cheeky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am ready for a drink,now, actually!
Open wide
I wanna know what it is first, please!?
It’s one of those squirty shots that hits the back of your throat
Who went unlos ?
Cheeky "
Oh no, she seemed nice,,I hope she is ok |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m off the pub. D’ya wanna pint?
Single malt whisky on the rocks please!
Steady on now. Fuck it, here have a double
And another please!"
Are you trying to take advantage of me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a vodka, a fuck and a cake please 
Oooffftttt a double fuck is on its way 
And vodka and cake right? "
After the fuck otherwise you’ll be sick  |
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