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By *ememberTheName OP Man over a year ago

barnsley

Best valentine poems ...

Roses are red

Violets are flowers

I’m no Harry Potter

But I have magic powers

Give us some good ones

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By *aastyKnixWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm flicking my bean

While thinking of you.

You know who you are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I just made this up,

Now I don't know what to do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I crept into your bed,

And did a big poo.

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By *ememberTheName OP Man over a year ago

barnsley

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm flicking my bean

While thinking of you.

You know who you are.

I didn’t know but thank you

Ps I know it’s not about me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rose's are red

Violets are blue

Theres no I love

More than you.

As sent to my daughter this morning

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By *aastyKnixWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm flicking my bean

While thinking of you.

You know who you are.

I didn’t know but thank you

Ps I know it’s not about me "

Are you 100% sure it's not about you?

(It's not but you didn't know that. It could have been).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Everyday I thank Jesus,

I look nothing like you

From my sister

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Everyday I thank Jesus,

I look nothing like you

From my sister

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Utd are red

City are blue

Fuck valentines day

Get your kit off

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Roses are red

Nipples are hard

I'll buy you dinner

With my Mastercard

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

United are red, city is shit, give me a blowjob because your fucking fit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

My mind's in the gutter

Cover me in,

Your magic ball butter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

My mind's in the gutter

Cover me in,

Your magic ball butter"

Roses are red

And so is my face

The sight of your buns

Makes my heart race

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By *enn68Man over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Shut up and get in the van

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Shut up and get in the van "

Take me I’m yours

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By *enn68Man over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Shut up and get in the van

Take me I’m yours

Told you to be quiet

Or you will wear this gag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

You're as mad as a hatter

Cover my face

With your willy batter

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

The roses are yellow

That I received from my fellow

Tonight I’ll wear lace

And sit on his face

J x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are twisted

Bend over darling

You're going to get fisted.

Not that I ever have or would.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sunsets that are orange

Meadows that are green

Skys that are blue

The songs that birds sing

These things make me happy

But you make me swing

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Rose's are red

Violets are blue

Theres no I love

More than you.

As sent to my daughter this morning "

Aww

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Roses are red

Violets are blue

filled with desire

I need to take you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Anise tastes of liquorice

You suck my cock

And I’ll lick your clitoris

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Vodka costs less

Than dinner for two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rose's are orange

Nothing rhymes with orange

Take me to bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rose's are red

But the stems are green

If I open my legs

Will you fill me with cream!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red Violets are Blue Jamie hants id love to meet you .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Testeosa I’d love to fill your honepot with my warm sticky honey .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rose's are red violets are blue I'd fuk anything that moves, especially you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Put up a meet,

Still no one fucks you.

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By *lutchieMan over a year ago

West Midlands

Roses are red

violets are blue

Poems are fun

can i fuck your bum?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're all in my head

You're all in my view

My dick has been hard

Since I last tasted you

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Roses are red

Manchester is not blue

city has been fiddling the finances

And now is out of Europe too!!!!

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I wrote this for my ex-gf:

Although some roses may be red

They come in many hues

And violets come in many shades

But I've yet to see one blue

Of all the flowers in the world

I have yet to view

Any that are as pretty

And as beautiful as you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red.

Let's go to bed.

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

I’m using my hand

But thinking of you.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Daffodils are yellow

Tulips are red

The cannabis feels mellow

So get naked and

I’ll fuck your in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

My balls are blue

Wrap your mouth round my cock

And suck out my goo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rose's are red

But the stems are green

If I open my legs

Will you fill me with cream!"

God, yes

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By *irm hand LukeMan over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

I put a poem as a status update but it didn't do the lines grr

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I might be a tranny

But I'm an amazing screw

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Daffs are yellow

If I fuck your mouth

Do you promise to swallow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses were red

But now they're all brown

I bought them in Lidl

For only £5

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Violets are blue

Roses are red

I'll eat you out

Then you give me head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

roses are red

clocks go tick

theres a part of

you i want to lick

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’ve got a gun

Get in the van

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rose's are red

Violets are blue

If you wana fuk me

Get on me now and I'm on my way

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By *ink Panther 123Man over a year ago

Colnbrook

Roses Are Red

Violets Are Blue

Bought The Girlfriend A Dildo

Now I’m In The Spare Room

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By *ememberTheName OP Man over a year ago

barnsley

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm flicking my bean

While thinking of you.

You know who you are.

I didn’t know but thank you

Ps I know it’s not about me

Are you 100% sure it's not about you?

(It's not but you didn't know that. It could have been).

XX"

Now you’ve told me it’s not I am 100% sure

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By *ememberTheName OP Man over a year ago

barnsley

"Roses are red.

Let's go to bed."

Yes !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red.

Let's go to bed.

Yes !

I'm still waiting

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By *chooloffilthWoman over a year ago

Manchester

Roses are red

That much is true

Violets are purple

Not f*****g blue!

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Rose's are orange

Nothing rhymes with orange

Take me to bed.

Some Rose's are red,

Some Rose's are orange.

My dicks bigger than his,

His dick is 4inch.

I'll take you to bed,

You'll have a great time.

I'll then cook for you,

And pour you some wine.

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