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Who do ladies write such long profiles
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By the time I've read from the top to the bottom I've forgotten half of it. Last night I almost fell to sleep reading through one.
Taking the piss or what?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I only need to know 2 things
Do they go bareback
and do they have a relaxed attitude towards SDT's
If the answer is yes to both, I'm in  "
If only they would make that clear. Instead I have to read through a novel. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent "
I cant take then in. Its like a pile of paper work say in front of me, doing my head it.
What's wrong with sticking to the basics and getting straight to the point.
My mind switches off. Keep it short and sweet. |
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I read a rather long profile a few days ago and I was so entertained I write to tell her how much I enjoyed it. This is not the first time.
People write what they do because that's what they want you to know about them as a starting point. If you are bored by it then that person is probably not for you. Just move on. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent
I cant take then in. Its like a pile of paper work say in front of me, doing my head it.
What's wrong with sticking to the basics and getting straight to the point.
My mind switches off. Keep it short and sweet. "
Thing is if you can't invest a couple of minutes reading a profile, do you really think people will be interested in investing a heck of a lot more time in meeting you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent
I cant take then in. Its like a pile of paper work say in front of me, doing my head it.
What's wrong with sticking to the basics and getting straight to the point.
My mind switches off. Keep it short and sweet.
Thing is if you can't invest a couple of minutes reading a profile, do you really think people will be interested in investing a heck of a lot more time in meeting you?"
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"Have you ever seen seen a women’s shopping list. "
Exactly.. And i still buy more whilst shopping.
I got a long intro... Most don't take notice but still like to complain or ask why i didn't reply...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If men can't be arsed to read a profile then I don't want to meet them anyway, it's hardly difficult."
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I can be arse to read them. However after reading a million and remembering the key words plus looking for a talking point for it all to just get ignored 99 times out of a 100 is very dis heartening.
I think I'd do better if I joined the club and just blanked bombed everyone with the same message and treated it like a numbers game.
Surely can't be no worse and it would save my eye sight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Exactly this! So many basic messages are received asking mundane questions it’s easier to update the profile. Women in my experience generally have a lot more messages to answer than men so instead of going back and forth it’s easier this way! Simples
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent
I cant take then in. Its like a pile of paper work say in front of me, doing my head it.
What's wrong with sticking to the basics and getting straight to the point.
My mind switches off. Keep it short and sweet.
Thing is if you can't invest a couple of minutes reading a profile, do you really think people will be interested in investing a heck of a lot more time in meeting you?"
I think I've invested enough time |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"If men can't be arsed to read a profile then I don't want to meet them anyway, it's hardly difficult..
I can be arse to read them. However after reading a million and remembering the key words plus looking for a talking point for it all to just get ignored 99 times out of a 100 is very dis heartening.
I think I'd do better if I joined the club and just blanked bombed everyone with the same message and treated it like a numbers game.
Surely can't be no worse and it would save my eye sight. "
So now we're getting to the crux of it 
Do you really think though if every profile was limited to let's say 250 words it would mean you'd get more replies or it being any less disheartening when you don't?
It's really quite simple, if a profile is too long for you to want to read it, then there's a good chance you won't be compatible so when you see those just click the back button and move onto the next one |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent
I cant take then in. Its like a pile of paper work say in front of me, doing my head it.
What's wrong with sticking to the basics and getting straight to the point.
My mind switches off. Keep it short and sweet.
Thing is if you can't invest a couple of minutes reading a profile, do you really think people will be interested in investing a heck of a lot more time in meeting you?
I think I've invested enough time "
And maybe there is your answer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If men can't be arsed to read a profile then I don't want to meet them anyway, it's hardly difficult..
I can be arse to read them. However after reading a million and remembering the key words plus looking for a talking point for it all to just get ignored 99 times out of a 100 is very dis heartening.
I think I'd do better if I joined the club and just blanked bombed everyone with the same message and treated it like a numbers game.
Surely can't be no worse and it would save my eye sight.
So now we're getting to the crux of it
Do you really think though if every profile was limited to let's say 250 words it would mean you'd get more replies or it being any less disheartening when you don't?
It's really quite simple, if a profile is too long for you to want to read it, then there's a good chance you won't be compatible so when you see those just click the back button and move onto the next one "
Less of a ball ache |
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By *acLe0dMan
over a year ago
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A longer profile might give you something to work with should you decide to message them, instead of a generic message. It does at least demonstrate to the person receiving the message that you could be bothered to spend a couple of minutes reading instead of just looking at the pics. Attraction is not just about looks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think profile should be like a skirt,
short enough to be exciting but
long enough to cover the essentials."
In other words not very long at all then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A longer profile might give you something to work with should you decide to message them, instead of a generic message. It does at least demonstrate to the person receiving the message that you could be bothered to spend a couple of minutes reading instead of just looking at the pics. Attraction is not just about looks."
Yes and attraction for me is more than looks. But I find that in conversation. |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
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"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent "
This...
But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense |
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"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent
I cant take then in. Its like a pile of paper work say in front of me, doing my head it.
What's wrong with sticking to the basics and getting straight to the point.
My mind switches off. Keep it short and sweet. "
Because there are members in the lifestyle that actually give a shit about who they want to attract rather than those that cannot be bothered to read a few paragraphs of text.
I would suggest a swipe based app for your needs.... might be a tad easier for you to understand. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent
This...
But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense "
No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online. |
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"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent
I cant take then in. Its like a pile of paper work say in front of me, doing my head it.
What's wrong with sticking to the basics and getting straight to the point.
My mind switches off. Keep it short and sweet.
Thing is if you can't invest a couple of minutes reading a profile, do you really think people will be interested in investing a heck of a lot more time in meeting you?
I think I've invested enough time "
2 minute wonder in bed by sounds if it or does your mind just switch off ...  |
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Mine is long because I want to tell you a bit about me first so you have something to go on and because those I'm looking for seem to like to work out who you are too.
They also have long ones themselves that I like to read.
If you guys cant be arsed then there are more women left for those who bother.....like me
As you were gents haha |
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"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent
This...
But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense
No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online. "
Why does he talk like a woman? Because his approach differs to yours? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent
I cant take then in. Its like a pile of paper work say in front of me, doing my head it.
What's wrong with sticking to the basics and getting straight to the point.
My mind switches off. Keep it short and sweet.
Because there are members in the lifestyle that actually give a shit about who they want to attract rather than those that cannot be bothered to read a few paragraphs of text.
I would suggest a swipe based app for your needs.... might be a tad easier for you to understand. "
So I don't give a shit and a can't be bothered to read.
Hmm if you only knew me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent
This...
But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense
No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online.
Why does he talk like a woman? Because his approach differs to yours?"
He doest own a pussy but he talks like its that easy |
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"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent
This...
But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense
No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online.
Why does he talk like a woman? Because his approach differs to yours?
He doest own a pussy but he talks like its that easy "
I'm not sure he says anything is easy other than reading. |
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By *lan157Man
over a year ago
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I don't mind reading long profiles as it's likely it will tell me if she/they are what I am looking for. What I don't like is a lot of negativity. That would stop me reading to the end. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent
This...
But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense
No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online.
Why does he talk like a woman? Because his approach differs to yours?
He doest own a pussy but he talks like its that easy
I'm not sure he says anything is easy other than reading."
I'm talking in general. Maybe he has no problem meeting ladies through this site and I'm just useless at this, I don't know. |
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"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent
This...
But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense
No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online.
Why does he talk like a woman? Because his approach differs to yours?
He doest own a pussy but he talks like its that easy
I'm not sure he says anything is easy other than reading.
I'm talking in general. Maybe he has no problem meeting ladies through this site and I'm just useless at this, I don't know. "
Or maybe he has different notions of success, different things that make him happy, and has worked out that telling women they're doing it wrong won't get him far. |
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"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent
This...
But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense
No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online.
Why does he talk like a woman? Because his approach differs to yours?
He doest own a pussy but he talks like its that easy
I'm not sure he says anything is easy other than reading.
I'm talking in general. Maybe he has no problem meeting ladies through this site and I'm just useless at this, I don't know. "
The mind boggles sometimes.... if you can’t be arsed to read people’s profiles, who in their right mind could be arsed to meet you, it’s the dog chasing his tail situation! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t want mundane messages where the people who send them have nothing in common with us. I say what’s needed to be said. They get to know what we like, if it appeals they contact us. If it bores people then so be it, we probably wouldn’t be compatible then anyway.
Viv xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent
This...
But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense
No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online. "
Don’t get why you’d say that. He’s respectful and speaks with intelligence. I’m pretty sure that’s not gender specific xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent
This...
But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense
No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online.
Why does he talk like a woman? Because his approach differs to yours?
He doest own a pussy but he talks like its that easy
I'm not sure he says anything is easy other than reading.
I'm talking in general. Maybe he has no problem meeting ladies through this site and I'm just useless at this, I don't know.
The mind boggles sometimes.... if you can’t be arsed to read people’s profiles, who in their right mind could be arsed to meet you, it’s the dog chasing his tail situation! "
Now you are assuming I don't read them |
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Mine basically says fuck off and don't message me unless you're from the forums. The number of men who can't even read the profile header is unreal
I do like reading longer profiles that give a real sense of the person. I'm much more likely to message someone with a long profile than a short one. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?
And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"? 
I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore
I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.
As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could. |
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'Who do ladies write such long profiles'
Maybe because they can. And embedded in every nth letter is a secret code for the savvy.
Look at you, a thread title with only seven words and you've got one wrong already ... typical of the short attention span of males. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"If men can't be arsed to read a profile then I don't want to meet them anyway, it's hardly difficult..
I can be arse to read them. However after reading a million and remembering the key words plus looking for a talking point for it all to just get ignored 99 times out of a 100 is very dis heartening.
I think I'd do better if I joined the club and just blanked bombed everyone with the same message and treated it like a numbers game.
Surely can't be no worse and it would save my eye sight. "
Now this is a really radical idea, you might want to sit down before you read this Mickey.
Have you ever thought that your lack of success isn't always someone else's fault? |
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For those that bother to read it, they get a sense of who I am
It’s very clear whether someone has read it or not.... lately they clearly haven’t as it starts with ‘not meeting’ easy filter and delete |
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"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent
This...
But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense
No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online.
Why does he talk like a woman? Because his approach differs to yours?
He doest own a pussy but he talks like its that easy
I'm not sure he says anything is easy other than reading.
I'm talking in general. Maybe he has no problem meeting ladies through this site and I'm just useless at this, I don't know.
The mind boggles sometimes.... if you can’t be arsed to read people’s profiles, who in their right mind could be arsed to meet you, it’s the dog chasing his tail situation!
Now you are assuming I don't read them "
Dont think they are assuming... you told us you dont read them you scan through them now I'm sure that's not reading lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?
And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?
I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore
I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.
As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could."
"it's as easy for men as it is for women"  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?
And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?
I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore
I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.
As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could.
"it's as easy for men as it is for women" "
Neatly overlooked the caveat there |
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"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?
And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?
I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore
I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.
As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could.
"it's as easy for men as it is for women" "
Men and women face different problems on sites like these. Which many of us have tried to explain to you before. |
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over a year ago
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"It’s a stamina test - if you can read it all, you pass
Mine is more like a lie detector test
"I've read your profile"
*Maury voiceover* "the test determined that this is a lie""
So was my previous profile write up
And this one as well to be fair! |
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"It’s a stamina test - if you can read it all, you pass
Mine is more like a lie detector test
"I've read your profile"
*Maury voiceover* "the test determined that this is a lie"
So was my previous profile write up
And this one as well to be fair!"
My profile has specific things on there that I ask people not to do. And yet, of course I read your profile. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?
And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?
I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore
I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.
As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could.
"it's as easy for men as it is for women"
Men and women face different problems on sites like these. Which many of us have tried to explain to you before."
If I signed in female or put a dress on I wouldnt have so much of a problem for sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?
And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?
I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore
I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.
As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could.
"it's as easy for men as it is for women"
Men and women face different problems on sites like these. Which many of us have tried to explain to you before.
If I signed in female or put a dress on I wouldnt have so much of a problem for sure "
Do you look better in a dress? |
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"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?
And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?
I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore
I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.
As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could.
"it's as easy for men as it is for women"
Men and women face different problems on sites like these. Which many of us have tried to explain to you before.
If I signed in female or put a dress on I wouldnt have so much of a problem for sure "
You wouldn't have the same problems. You assume, despite much discussion, that those are the only problems there are. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?
And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?
I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore
I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.
As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could.
"it's as easy for men as it is for women"
Men and women face different problems on sites like these. Which many of us have tried to explain to you before.
If I signed in female or put a dress on I wouldnt have so much of a problem for sure "
You just don't get it at all. The world isn't conspiring against you to stop you getting your dick wet. The common denominator in your problems is you, maybe you need to think about that. |
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"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?
And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?
I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore
I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.
As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could.
"it's as easy for men as it is for women"
Men and women face different problems on sites like these. Which many of us have tried to explain to you before.
If I signed in female or put a dress on I wouldnt have so much of a problem for sure
You just don't get it at all. The world isn't conspiring against you to stop you getting your dick wet. The common denominator in your problems is you, maybe you need to think about that. "
That and, most women think about more than number of messages or "cock in hole job done" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.
I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?
And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?
I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore
I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.
As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could.
"it's as easy for men as it is for women"
Men and women face different problems on sites like these. Which many of us have tried to explain to you before.
If I signed in female or put a dress on I wouldnt have so much of a problem for sure "
Let me spell it out for you one more time...
Yes, if you signed in as a woman you'd get swamped with messages and offers - question is how many of those would interest you enough to want to pursue them?
So yes a woman on here gets quantity but do they get quality?
A guy on here that "gets it" may not get (or want) the same quantity, but the majority of what he does get will be of a level of quality that he wouldn't immediately dismiss it.
To put it in numbers (and putting aside attraction for a second) a lady may get 10 messages but only 2 of them will be of sufficient quality to interest her.
A guy that "gets" it may only get 2 messages but chances are they'll be of sufficient quality to interest him.
So by that simple logic women and men (that "get" it) fare fairly equally - |
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"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?
And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?
I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore
I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.
As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could.
"it's as easy for men as it is for women"
Men and women face different problems on sites like these. Which many of us have tried to explain to you before.
If I signed in female or put a dress on I wouldnt have so much of a problem for sure
Let me spell it out for you one more time...
Yes, if you signed in as a woman you'd get swamped with messages and offers - question is how many of those would interest you enough to want to pursue them?
So yes a woman on here gets quantity but do they get quality?
A guy on here that "gets it" may not get (or want) the same quantity, but the majority of what he does get will be of a level of quality that he wouldn't immediately dismiss it.
To put it in numbers (and putting aside attraction for a second) a lady may get 10 messages but only 2 of them will be of sufficient quality to interest her.
A guy that "gets" it may only get 2 messages but chances are they'll be of sufficient quality to interest him.
So by that simple logic women and men (that "get" it) fare fairly equally - "
I get that but he certainly wont hes not intersted in reading and understanding lol |
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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago
Durham |
"I read a rather long profile a few days ago and I was so entertained I write to tell her how much I enjoyed it. This is not the first time.
People write what they do because that's what they want you to know about them as a starting point. If you are bored by it then that person is probably not for you. Just move on. "
Mine is nearly as long as this thread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just don't bother reading long profiles. I don't want to meet anyone that likes the sound of their own voice and waffles on. I don't get what the problem is OP.
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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago
Shangri-la |
90% of men who message clearly haven't bothered to read my profile. They rarely get a response to be honest but if they do I explain I'm saying "no thanks" because they didn't read my profile.
If a man has clearly read my profile, & taken the time to write an interesting message, then I will always reply.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By the time I've read from the top to the bottom I've forgotten half of it. Last night I almost fell to sleep reading through one.
Taking the piss or what? "
Takes about 3 minutes to read mind. I guess that's 60 seconds longer than it needs to be unless of course you just look at the pictures.
The extra 60 seconds is ensure said reader has fallen asleep and then doesn't message.
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By *acLe0dMan
over a year ago
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Takes about 3 minutes to read mind. I guess that's 60 seconds longer than it needs to be unless of course you just look at the pictures.
The extra 60 seconds is ensure said reader has fallen asleep and then doesn't message.
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Better hope they aren't an insomniac then. |
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By *otrockWoman
over a year ago
Essex |
I actually think mine is a bit to long and I have shortened it but I'm not shortening it anymore after all it is my profile so can have it as long as I want.
If you look at it and feel its to much hassle to read then your obviously not for me. |
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By the time I've read from the top to the bottom I've forgotten half of it. Last night I almost fell to sleep reading through one.
Taking the piss or what? "
Shoot back hard with a profile longer than theirs and no pass word. |
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By the time I've read from the top to the bottom I've forgotten half of it. Last night I almost fell to sleep reading through one.
Taking the piss or what?
Shoot back hard with a profile longer than theirs and no pass word. "
There's no password in mine |
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By the time I've read from the top to the bottom I've forgotten half of it. Last night I almost fell to sleep reading through one.
Taking the piss or what?
Shoot back hard with a profile longer than theirs and no pass word.
There's no password in mine "
Your words are a treat, though |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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I'm the type of women, that thinks if you are not intellectually able to spend 5 minutes (or less) reading my profile then we are definitely not compatible in any way! Therefore I don't want to meet you!
Not only that, it would save a hell of a lot of men sending out the pot shots of who is currently in your area looking for a shag now, as I am not one of them.
But then apart from that, brain over matter has always been important to me, if they can't or wont read my lengthy profile it generally means they have a shit worthless one of their own!
In which case they wouldn't be of interest to me either, so best be honest upfront, as nobody is getting laid in those situations!  |
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By the time I've read from the top to the bottom I've forgotten half of it. Last night I almost fell to sleep reading through one.
Taking the piss or what?
Shoot back hard with a profile longer than theirs and no pass word.
There's no password in mine
Your words are a treat, though "
Thank you! I try to make it... worth reading. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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By the time I've read from the top to the bottom I've forgotten half of it. Last night I almost fell to sleep reading through one.
Taking the piss or what?
Shoot back hard with a profile longer than theirs and no pass word.
There's no password in mine "
There is in mine but it’s worthless |
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