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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm thinking about starting a premium membership website page (take that Fab filters!*). Who fancies paying five pounds per month to see pictures of my dick from minutely different angles?
Obviously buying six months or a year in advance will save a little too.
I'm just trying to gauge interest. 
*Mods, this is entirely tongue in cheek. Please don't send me to the naughty step again! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will there be pictures of you fucking watermelons and warm apple pie?"
Not on the basic tier, no. That'll be an extra two pounds but you'll get an exclusive watermelon based video too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will you bombard me with sexually aggressive messages when you see I have viewed the content? Because it’s kind of a deal breaker. I need sexually aggressive messages.
(This was a joke. Please, no one message me) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will you bombard me with sexually aggressive messages when you see I have viewed the content? Because it’s kind of a deal breaker. I need sexually aggressive messages.
(This was a joke. Please, no one message me) "
That's a separate package (giggedy), for just ten pounds I will send you personalised, aggressive, bordering on stalker-esque messages every hour for a week. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you bombard me with sexually aggressive messages when you see I have viewed the content? Because it’s kind of a deal breaker. I need sexually aggressive messages.
(This was a joke. Please, no one message me)
That's a separate package (giggedy), for just ten pounds I will send you personalised, aggressive, bordering on stalker-esque messages every hour for a week."
Yeah ok sign me up. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"only interested if you'll have a greenscreen.. proper pro like. and some right cringe voice-over.  "
The watermelons might not work on a green screen, I supposed blue will have to do Don't worry it'll be a fully ASMR video too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll give you 5 pound per quarter but I wanna see action shots, and if you could included a few jizzed on ladies faces next to you dick pics I'll consider paying bi monthly  |
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