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Ruin an orgy in 5 words

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What would you say to ruin an orgy in 5 words or less?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of course It’s not contagious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive just shit myself people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What are you doing here

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By *ncubus XMan over a year ago

midlands - glasgow - islands

Oops Think I have Coronavirus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Raise hands if you're infected"

*raises hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh my god! Mum!? Dad!?

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By *ezmanyorksMan over a year ago

Wakefield

Corona Face Masks For Everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What on earth is that

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Taxi here for Mrs M

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Okay....who’s ordered the Corona

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hoped you'd be bigger.

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By *spotpleasurerMan over a year ago

Norwich

Too many single guys lurking

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I heard Michael Barrymore’s coming.

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Had the justeat arrived yet

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By *erriAnneTV/TS over a year ago

The shire

Can i catch aids twice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna throw up!

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By *eedAbuse4HubbyCouple over a year ago

North West

What is that smelly stuff?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is the bugchasing room?

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Who wants some smegma?

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

Can my Nan join in?

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By *esparate danMan over a year ago

glasgow

Some family reunion this is

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

They're only warts, it's fine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That looks sore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think I'll pass.

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By *arkb73Man over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

Shit it came back positive

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By *illbilly47Man over a year ago

Faversham

Let’s do the Hokey Cokey

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

I think that’s my mother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell me you love me.

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Could that be my brother.....

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Yeh sorry my crabs itching

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Oh my god! Mum!? Dad!?"

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By *edscot84Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

Someone please pass my guitar

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Oakhill

Smile. Your on candid camera.

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By *herealdavidjonesMan over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Bloody hell my balls itch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhhh....the diarrhea is back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quick ! Scarper ! Its the police !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someones shat on my heed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mom! What are you doing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quick ! Scarper ! Its the police ! "

Nooo. Don't go! I want to join in.

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By *ussD1Man over a year ago

Gloucester

Lets all prey for forgiveness

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Kane has won it!!!!

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By *eanGreyWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Someone please pass my guitar"

Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tastes better than it smells

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just us again then love

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Has anyone seen my watch??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has anyone seen my ferret

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Help! It's a Heart attack!

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By *E_13Couple over a year ago

Burton on trent

"Some family reunion this is "

Lol

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By *ocbigMan over a year ago

Birmingham

it's only a little blister.

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By *uttyjonnMan over a year ago

SEA

But where are the girls

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Is Donald Trump here yet.

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

Have you heard of soap?

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Granny? Who was cremated then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wish I stayed at home.

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"What would you say to ruin an orgy in 5 words or less?"

Nothing. I’d just do a very smelly fart in the middle of the ‘pile’ and wait for their noses to pick it up - then smile beatifically!

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Someones shat on my heed"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oi Fido - stop licking that!

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By *entileschiWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Cum sizzling on the lightbulb

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By *ocbigMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Gary! Jimmy! Micheal! And Jonathon!

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By *r_BigHeadMan over a year ago

The Naughty Step (aka Northampton)

Margaret Thatcher, bikini, cold day

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By *irtySexyDawgMan over a year ago

Welwyn

They said it's not contagious!

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By *irtySexyDawgMan over a year ago

Welwyn

"Margaret Thatcher, bikini, cold day

Ewwwa, That's a brain worm I didn't need!

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By *awpleasureMan over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Has anybody found my dentures?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop, that's definitely NOT chocolate

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

Phil Swift for FlexTape, here...

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By *ishopblokeMan over a year ago

bishop ish

Do you like that, mother.

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By *r_RobertMan over a year ago

Dagenham

*Baby shark doodoo doodoodoodoo*

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple over a year ago

liverpool

Why is it green

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By *hom_1981Man over a year ago

Manchester

Shit, where has the condom gone?!?

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

Sorry, I have to leave.

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Gary Glitter just turned up...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry I’m late you lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that all you got?

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By *entlemenpipMan over a year ago

not far

Surprise surprise its cilla here

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By *ooking4othersMan over a year ago

Here ...

Just wait it gets bigger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who just shit them self?

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By *an from UncleMan over a year ago

ml1

Mum move over a bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I borrow your headtorch?

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By *entlemenpipMan over a year ago

not far

OK to invite Donald trump?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck, it's like an Abattoir!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pull the canary back out.......

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Go clean your smelly gob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have got a running stomach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here's my date, Charles Manson

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By *ooking4othersMan over a year ago

Here ...

Ooh! Ahhhh! .... I've got cramp!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This isn't a Weinstein audition?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Houston we have a problem

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By *abasaurus RexMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

DIsgusting! I need cillit bang

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By *irtySexyDawgMan over a year ago

Welwyn

"Fuck, it's like an Abattoir!'"

Brilliant...and yuk. Chuckling

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Ignore my hanging piles

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Go compare go compare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All hold hands and pray

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok who's come on ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope that's choclate spread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only me" says Rolf Harris

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By *entlemenpipMan over a year ago

not far

We're all on Jeremy Kyle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

prince of fabradah has arrived

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was told 72 virgins!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too deep, I might vomit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wuhan? Yeah, just got back...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has anyone seen my watch?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of for fuck sake mother!

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By *heffmMan over a year ago

sheffield

your piles are getting better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who’s had chilli sauce

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

HELP!!! I NEED AN ADULT!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Squirting isn't really pissing ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smile! You're on camera

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone seen my tampax ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tinky Winky. Dipsy. Laa-Laa. Po.

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By *entlemenpipMan over a year ago

not far

"I was told 72 virgins!!! "

Welcome to star trek cosplay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh my god who shit

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By *ricksydemonMan over a year ago

llandudno

Did anyone find my Condom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anybody bring some Canesten cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Phew, just back from China!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

He’s married to me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish this itching would stop!

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By *ittleAcornMan over a year ago

visiting the beach

Great curry last night.

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By *r_BigHeadMan over a year ago

The Naughty Step (aka Northampton)

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By *r laidbackMan over a year ago

London & New Brighton

Your only, how old?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who’s split condom is this?

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Oh hello chief inspector.

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple over a year ago

on the move

Are those my feet! (In father jacks' voice)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooops I've just came on.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Who wants a john bobbit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It has always been green

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By *tace 309TV/TS over a year ago

durham

Who let the dogs out

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Yes...they're piles, so what!

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Where’d the Sweetcorn come from?

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By *rsbrooksandjohnCouple over a year ago

Swansea

Ok who had tuna

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Saw your cock on Naked Attraction.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Ooops I've just came on."

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Hello

Anybody else in here?

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By *ohno1873Man over a year ago

Swadlincote

"right curries finished, shall we?"

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Was that a wet fart

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By *hewifeandiCouple over a year ago

Bristol

This is Anne, my sister

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

It's a shaving rash, honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need to fart, sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I've followed through

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By *sbotangoMan over a year ago

Close by

You can stir the porridge

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By *ealclubberMan over a year ago

birmingham

Ive shit on the buffet.

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By *sbotangoMan over a year ago

Close by

Oh fuck the condom ripped

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By *sbotangoMan over a year ago

Close by

Watch out for friendly fire

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By *sbotangoMan over a year ago

Close by

Is that the babys head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I brought an actual sword

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By *ightkitty4uWoman over a year ago

Epsom

I need to pee...

My sure fire way of escaping if I am not liking it... if I say I'll be back as sometimes I do need a wee I'm ok!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One thrust, two thrust....done.

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By *ealclubberMan over a year ago

birmingham

Winner stays on fifa tournament.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm the Scatt Man, badibadababeebopbopbadopboop

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Did somebody say Just Eat?

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By *icebloke..but filthyMan over a year ago

Nth. London

Hang on...where's me dentures?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trump and Corbin en route

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By *ilkyladyWoman over a year ago

Burton on Trent

I've got pus in there

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Mummy, grandma is that you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's definitely not chocolate spread.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

I'm from the sun newspaper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We'll meet at Sydney University

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

You're rubbish..... next!

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By *arehamMan over a year ago

handforth

Do you want a go.

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By *odd4funnMan over a year ago

Walthamstow Leyton

Shes not breathing any more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes. I'm still a virgin

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By *lexeatonMan over a year ago

Lichfield

Who the fuck's dropped that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A living partner is better

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Hi, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smell your mum, shit head!

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Gagged, shagged and body bagged

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im trying to watch the weather channel ...lol

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Counting my crabs, a 40some.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clean up on isle 5

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By *wosmilersCouple over a year ago

Heathrowish

Since getting back from China......

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

... tonight's guest act: Gary Glitter!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You seen my dentures anywhere?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

OK. Who called the undertaker.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your pussy tastes like granny’s

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By *hedevilKTWoman over a year ago

milton keynes

Magnifying glass and tweezers required

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