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over a year ago
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I've had several messages advising me to change my user name.
Any suggestions welcome.
Favourite one so far
Breeder brexit boy. Although not sure on the boy bit as I'm approaching 50. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had several messages advising me to change my user name.
Any suggestions welcome.
Favourite one so far
Breeder brexit boy. Although not sure on the boy bit as I'm approaching 50. "
How about something that doesnt make you sound like you jump out of bushes at people at night?
Try something simple.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've had several messages advising me to change my user name.
Any suggestions welcome.
Favourite one so far
Breeder brexit boy. Although not sure on the boy bit as I'm approaching 50.
How about something that doesnt make you sound like you jump out of bushes at people at night?
Try something simple.
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Good call, what would you suggest? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had several messages advising me to change my user name.
Any suggestions welcome.
Favourite one so far
Breeder brexit boy. Although not sure on the boy bit as I'm approaching 50.
How about something that doesnt make you sound like you jump out of bushes at people at night?
Try something simple.
"
Something Simple isn't being used right now. Might be onto a winner |
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"I've had several messages advising me to change my user name.
Any suggestions welcome.
Favourite one so far
Breeder brexit boy. Although not sure on the boy bit as I'm approaching 50.
How about something that doesnt make you sound like you jump out of bushes at people at night?
Try something simple.
Something Simple isn't being used right now. Might be onto a winner"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had several messages advising me to change my user name.
Any suggestions welcome.
Favourite one so far
Breeder brexit boy. Although not sure on the boy bit as I'm approaching 50.
How about something that doesnt make you sound like you jump out of bushes at people at night?
Try something simple.
Good call, what would you suggest?"
Something like a play on words, or perhaps just witty rather than sexual.
It's a sex site to find sex, I know but weirdly the less pervy you come across as a person (rather than in the bedroom) the better chances you have.
In my opinion. |
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"The only problem with something simple, is I'm a very complex, multi faceted person. I don't want to give future partners the wrong idea. "
If you are complex, how about....
Byzantine
Or
Byzantine Guy
Just a thought
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Favourite one so far
Breeder brexit boy.
I suggest you swap the lower case and upper case b/B.
breeder Brexit boy.
It would make you look far more educated. "
Wasn't sure if Brexit still needed a capital letter, now we've got it done. |
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"Cosmopolitan.
Bit too James Bond. I could see the disappointment in their eyes as I rock up in my Cireron C4 and man at C&A suit.
Get a new suit."
This is the only suit I could find that has a special phone pocket for my Motorola 8000X.
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"Cosmopolitan.
Bit too James Bond. I could see the disappointment in their eyes as I rock up in my Cireron C4 and man at C&A suit.
Get a new suit.
And spell Citroen correctly
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Its the bloody kids round here nicking letters off the car badges ... I drove round for 3 years thinking I had a koda car... |
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"Vag Master
Flap Rida
Foof Controller
Snatch Commander
Probably about as close as you’re ever going to get to guaranteed success there. "
Perfect
Then we just need to refine his chatting up techniques with such eloquent and gentlemanly terms as...
Hi, I would wear you like a feed bag.
Or
I would smash your pasty so hard there would be no taking it back to Gregg's. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had several messages advising me to change my user name.
Any suggestions welcome.
Favourite one so far
Breeder brexit boy. Although not sure on the boy bit as I'm approaching 50. "
This confused me a little when it was first mentioned a few days ago. There are many far worse usernames than yours on here. I don't see what makes it particularly bad as they go. |
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"Ok had a few messages
Furry cup filler
Pink cave diver
Lady gardener
Maybe listen to women....."
Pink cave diver was my nans idea...but she's 98 and not really that au fait with the swinging scene. |
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"Vag Master
Flap Rida
Foof Controller
Snatch Commander
Probably about as close as you’re ever going to get to guaranteed success there.
Perfect
Then we just need to refine his chatting up techniques with such eloquent and gentlemanly terms as...
Hi, I would wear you like a feed bag.
Or
I would smash your pasty so hard there would be no taking it back to Gregg's. "
Creasing |
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"Ok had a few messages
Furry cup filler
Pink cave diver
Lady gardener
Maybe listen to women.....
Pink cave diver was my nans idea...but she's 98 and not really that au fait with the swinging scene. "
I quite like pink cave diver. Amusing, subtle and not vulgar. Then again I also think clunge monster is quite funny. I had visions of a very wet and sticky honey monster. |
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"I've had several messages advising me to change my user name.
Any suggestions welcome.
Favourite one so far
Breeder brexit boy. Although not sure on the boy bit as I'm approaching 50.
This confused me a little when it was first mentioned a few days ago. There are many far worse usernames than yours on here. I don't see what makes it particularly bad as they go."
Thank you... unfortunately not many people speak French here and are only going by the English version...Minge Monster...whereas in France it's a term for skilled and artfull lover. |
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