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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I drive people mad

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Land rover here

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Taxi here

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By *urple-roseWoman over a year ago

Stoke

Seat Mii

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

I bet your insurance is a killer

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

oo nice, I like a Maserati

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I bet your insurance is a killer"

£750

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By *rouble1998Woman over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I take the bus

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"I bet your insurance is a killer

£750 "

A lot cheaper than some surprisingly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I bet your insurance is a killer

£750

A lot cheaper than some surprisingly! "

Garaged limited mileage helps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t even know what that looks like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you selling it?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying"

I've got a bus pass..a ticket to ride

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"I bet your insurance is a killer

£750

A lot cheaper than some surprisingly!

Garaged limited mileage helps "

and you've moved into the age bracket where insurance starts to go down. Wait until you reach our age, they're practically paying us

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"And?"

Is he giving it away or something?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And?

Is he giving it away or something?"

That’s what I’m wondering

I have a tenner in my purse, that’s all I can offer

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying"

And why does that matter ?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I drive women wild with my charm and wit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you selling it?"

Maybe you intrested

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you selling it?

Maybe you intrested "

I have £10

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"And?

Is he giving it away or something?"

I think he's offering a ride

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I drive people mad

Me too. With apparent ease x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you selling it?

Maybe you intrested

I have £10"

Just need another £39990

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"And?

Is he giving it away or something?

I think he's offering a ride

Ah...I've got a bus pass, I'm good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And?

Is he giving it away or something?

I think he's offering a ride

I don’t get into cars with strangers anymore!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you selling it?

Maybe you intrested

I have £10

Just need another £39990"

Did you buy it upfront?

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

"I bet your insurance is a killer

£750 "

Try driving a taxi ..that's chicken feed in comparison

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Is no one singing shania yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you selling it?

Maybe you intrested

I have £10"

I'll beat Queenie and offer £15

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"And?

Is he giving it away or something?

I think he's offering a ride

Ah...I've got a bus pass, I'm good

Pwoah

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

a milk float

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you selling it?

Maybe you intrested

I have £10

Just need another £39990

Did you buy it upfront?"

Yeah

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"And?

Is he giving it away or something?

I think he's offering a ride

I don’t get into cars with strangers anymore!!!"

I do but I have to book them then pay them when they drop me off!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you selling it?

Maybe you intrested

I have £10

Just need another £39990

Did you buy it upfront?

Yeah "

Damn daddy

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By *rcheekyxxMan over a year ago

nottingham

I've got roller skates

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying"

Cool. I need a lift to Tesco tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got roller skates "

Fuck yeah

That makes me MOIST

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying"

What are you trying to make up for?

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By *ollycouple71Couple over a year ago

manchester

"I drive women wild with my charm and wit.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I drive women wild with my charm and wit.

Yes you do

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying"

That seemingly spends most of the year in the garage... struggle to pull the birds with it there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for? "

His small penis maybe

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By *rcheekyxxMan over a year ago

nottingham

"I've got roller skates

Fuck yeah

That makes me MOIST"
ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

So it's the one you got because you couldnt afford the Ferrari.

It's a bit like buying a Boxster because you couldnt afford a 911 but still claiming you have a full blown Porsche

Hows the thread going OP?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I drive a chariot with 6 horses - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

That seemingly spends most of the year in the garage... struggle to pull the birds with it there

She doesn’t like the rain

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I think I'm in the lead.. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So it's the one you got because you couldnt afford the Ferrari.

It's a bit like buying a Boxster because you couldnt afford a 911 but still claiming you have a full blown Porsche

Hows the thread going OP?

Lamborghini Ferrari or mclaren next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So it's the one you got because you couldnt afford the Ferrari.

It's a bit like buying a Boxster because you couldnt afford a 911 but still claiming you have a full blown Porsche

Hows the thread going OP?

Lamborghini Ferrari or mclaren next "

For the first two years of my life my last name was mclaren

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells "

You told us what car you drove

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Never seen another mans penis so no idea what small and big are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Never seen another mans penis so no idea what small and big are"

Never ever ever?!

Bet you’re lying

Even I’ve seen a penis!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So it's the one you got because you couldnt afford the Ferrari.

It's a bit like buying a Boxster because you couldnt afford a 911 but still claiming you have a full blown Porsche

Hows the thread going OP?

Btw your hot

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

I can drive myself round the bend.

Mr regularly drives a tractor

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Never seen another mans penis so no idea what small and big are"

Get out the remote, take a pic and we can judge for you

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

That seemingly spends most of the year in the garage... struggle to pull the birds with it there

She doesn’t like the rain "

You need a better car

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By *elshsunsWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

I just got my OAP bus pass yesterday ... happy days !!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Yeah, but does he luvvvvv his car?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Yeah, but does he luvvvvv his car?

Are you asking if he’s fucked his car?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Yeah, but does he luvvvvv his car?

You reckon more than his penis

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"So it's the one you got because you couldnt afford the Ferrari.

It's a bit like buying a Boxster because you couldnt afford a 911 but still claiming you have a full blown Porsche

Hows the thread going OP?

Lamborghini Ferrari or mclaren next "

Ooooh get the McLaren...they do a fabulous twin buggy with big wheels especially for those who like running

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Yeah, but does he luvvvvv his car?

You reckon more than his penis

Depends if the exhaust is still hot. Ouch.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Yeah, but does he luvvvvv his car?

Are you asking if he’s fucked his car?"

Yikes - no.

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman over a year ago

Hiding from twats

I had to Google it. Looks very impractical. Definitely making up for something else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sorry if I work hard and buy a nice car I’ll go on the dole and drive a shit car and spend all day on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry if I work hard and buy a nice car I’ll go on the dole and drive a shit car and spend all day on fab

#lifegoals!

Don’t worry everyone’s just jealous of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why is the thread title "for the ladies"? Woulda thought that would be more interesting for the blokes, no?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Yeah, but does he luvvvvv his car?

Are you asking if he’s fucked his car?

Yikes - no.

I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry if I work hard and buy a nice car I’ll go on the dole and drive a shit car and spend all day on fab

That wont make your penis any bigger though

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Yeah, but does he luvvvvv his car?

Are you asking if he’s fucked his car?

Yikes - no.

I am

What?? Fucking his car???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry if I work hard and buy a nice car I’ll go on the dole and drive a shit car and spend all day on fab

That wont make your penis any bigger though

Fast cars and expensive things attract ladies

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Yeah, but does he luvvvvv his car?

Are you asking if he’s fucked his car?

Yikes - no.

I am

What?? Fucking his car???

Nah..can't even get wet over the car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No they attract some ladies. Usually the gold digging type

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Yeah, but does he luvvvvv his car?

Are you asking if he’s fucked his car?

Yikes - no.

I am

What?? Fucking his car???

Nah..can't even get wet over the car

What about in the back of my mini??

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"Sorry if I work hard and buy a nice car I’ll go on the dole and drive a shit car and spend all day on fab

That wont make your penis any bigger though

Fast cars and expensive things attract ladies

Says who?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Yeah, but does he luvvvvv his car?

Are you asking if he’s fucked his car?

Yikes - no.

I am

What?? Fucking his car???

Nah..can't even get wet over the car

Doubt you would get in it at your age love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry if I work hard and buy a nice car I’ll go on the dole and drive a shit car and spend all day on fab

That wont make your penis any bigger though

Fast cars and expensive things attract ladies

No they don’t

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Yeah, but does he luvvvvv his car?

Are you asking if he’s fucked his car?

Yikes - no.

I am

What?? Fucking his car???

Nah..can't even get wet over the car

Doubt you would get in it at your age love

Oooo...don't let the age fool you

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By *arooned64Man over a year ago

dudley

You know what they say about men who drive Maserati,s.??...

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Yeah, but does he luvvvvv his car?

Are you asking if he’s fucked his car?

Yikes - no.

I am

What?? Fucking his car???

Nah..can't even get wet over the car

Doubt you would get in it at your age love

Oooo...don't let the age fool you

Fool. Did someone say fool?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry if I work hard and buy a nice car I’ll go on the dole and drive a shit car and spend all day on fab

That wont make your penis any bigger though

Fast cars and expensive things attract ladies

No they don’t "

Why has every footballer got a stunning woman

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By *andDeeCouple over a year ago

Ashford

"I bet your insurance is a killer

£750

A lot cheaper than some surprisingly!

Garaged limited mileage helps "

I had an Italian car just like that. Like yours, it spent most of the time in a garage being repaired too.

I’ll keep my motorbikes thanks.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Yeah, but does he luvvvvv his car?

Are you asking if he’s fucked his car?

Yikes - no.

I am

What?? Fucking his car???

Nah..can't even get wet over the car

Doubt you would get in it at your age love

Oooo...don't let the age fool you

Fool. Did someone say fool?

That's ok, I can take it..even at my age

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Yeah, but does he luvvvvv his car?

Are you asking if he’s fucked his car?

Yikes - no.

I am

What?? Fucking his car???

Nah..can't even get wet over the car

Doubt you would get in it at your age love

Oooo...don't let the age fool you

Get free bus pass at your age anyways

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

"Sorry if I work hard and buy a nice car I’ll go on the dole and drive a shit car and spend all day on fab

That wont make your penis any bigger though

Fast cars and expensive things attract ladies

No they don’t

Why has every footballer got a stunning woman "

Because they drive Ferraris and lambos

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Yeah, but does he luvvvvv his car?

Are you asking if he’s fucked his car?

Yikes - no.

I am

What?? Fucking his car???

Nah..can't even get wet over the car

Doubt you would get in it at your age love

Oooo...don't let the age fool you

Fool. Did someone say fool?

That's ok, I can take it..even at my age

Hey. I'd happily have a bus ride with you. Xx

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Yeah, but does he luvvvvv his car?

Are you asking if he’s fucked his car?

Yikes - no.

I am

What?? Fucking his car???

Nah..can't even get wet over the car

Doubt you would get in it at your age love

Oooo...don't let the age fool you

Get free bus pass at your age anyways

Great..because the pension is shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I bet your insurance is a killer

£750

A lot cheaper than some surprisingly!

Garaged limited mileage helps

I had an Italian car just like that. Like yours, it spent most of the time in a garage being repaired too.

I’ll keep my motorbikes thanks. "

Yes they are fragile like idea of a bike but friend lost her leg in a accident kind of put me off

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"Sorry if I work hard and buy a nice car I’ll go on the dole and drive a shit car and spend all day on fab

That wont make your penis any bigger though

Fast cars and expensive things attract ladies

No they don’t

Why has every footballer got a stunning woman "

They can afford the best surgeons?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry if I work hard and buy a nice car I’ll go on the dole and drive a shit car and spend all day on fab

That wont make your penis any bigger though

Fast cars and expensive things attract ladies

No they don’t

Why has every footballer got a stunning woman

Because they drive Ferraris and lambos

No it’s there wonderful personality lol

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Sorry if I work hard and buy a nice car I’ll go on the dole and drive a shit car and spend all day on fab

That wont make your penis any bigger though

Fast cars and expensive things attract ladies

Nope, boasting and flashing your wealth is a big turn off for many.

I'm sure it works on some women but it's not you they will be interested in, only your money.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Yeah, but does he luvvvvv his car?

Are you asking if he’s fucked his car?

Yikes - no.

I am

What?? Fucking his car???

Nah..can't even get wet over the car

Doubt you would get in it at your age love

Oooo...don't let the age fool you

Fool. Did someone say fool?

That's ok, I can take it..even at my age

Hey. I'd happily have a bus ride with you. Xx"

We could take the scenic route

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

What are you trying to make up for?

His small penis maybe

A gentleman never tells

You told us what car you drove

Yeah, but does he luvvvvv his car?

Are you asking if he’s fucked his car?

Yikes - no.

I am

What?? Fucking his car???

Nah..can't even get wet over the car

Doubt you would get in it at your age love

Oooo...don't let the age fool you

Fool. Did someone say fool?

That's ok, I can take it..even at my age

Hey. I'd happily have a bus ride with you. Xx

We could take the scenic route

You say the nicest things xx

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

"Sorry if I work hard and buy a nice car I’ll go on the dole and drive a shit car and spend all day on fab

That wont make your penis any bigger though

Fast cars and expensive things attract ladies

No they don’t

Why has every footballer got a stunning woman "

Money. Would you really a woman to be with you just because of the car you drive or the money you have? That is very sad if that's what you think.

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Sorry if I work hard and buy a nice car I’ll go on the dole and drive a shit car and spend all day on fab

That wont make your penis any bigger though

Fast cars and expensive things attract ladies

Says who? "

That's what I was going to ask...

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm pretty sure my charm and wit is still winning.

Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get driven around in a Mercedes

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I get driven around in a Mercedes

Great airbags

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm pretty sure my charm and wit is still winning.

Just saying.

Doubt it mate my inbox has gone mad

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm pretty sure my charm and wit is still winning.

Just saying.

Doubt it mate my inbox has gone mad

Facepalm.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"I'm pretty sure my charm and wit is still winning.

Just saying.

Doubt it mate my inbox has gone mad

Sure it has

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is no one singing shania yet?"
I am now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying"

One of our managers drives 1. Hes a right tool. Just sayin xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get driven around in a Mercedes

Great airbags

"
trust you lol. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

One of our managers drives 1. Hes a right tool. Just sayin xxx"

But you secretly would

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just got my OAP bus pass yesterday ... happy days !!

Id love one

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I get driven around in a Mercedes

Great airbags

trust you lol. Xx"

See. It's my charm and wit. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

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By *andDeeCouple over a year ago

Ashford

"I bet your insurance is a killer

£750

A lot cheaper than some surprisingly!

Garaged limited mileage helps

I had an Italian car just like that. Like yours, it spent most of the time in a garage being repaired too.

I’ll keep my motorbikes thanks.

Yes they are fragile like idea of a bike but friend lost her leg in a accident kind of put me off"

I’ve lost a few friends through bike accidents, but we know the risks, but it’s an addiction. A buzz.

Driving a car is like watching a movie. Riding a motorcycle is like being the lead role in it.

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

"I'm pretty sure my charm and wit is still winning.

Just saying.

Doubt it mate my inbox has gone mad

Ohhh so will we be seeing lots of new verifications on your profile soon then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania"
that dont impress me much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get driven around in a Mercedes

Great airbags

trust you lol. Xx

See. It's my charm and wit. Xx"

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

One of our managers drives 1. Hes a right tool. Just sayin xxx

But you secretly would"

Actually I would love a ride in a Maserati.

Sorry drive... alone on some lovely country roads. Can I borrow it?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Renault family thingy (adapted). It's got a turbo though

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania"

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania that dont impress me much

Is she married to a footballer?

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By *abasaurus RexMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Just can’t get onboard with choosing a Maserati over other cars in that price bracket

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

One of our managers drives 1. Hes a right tool. Just sayin xxx

But you secretly would

Actually I would love a ride in a Maserati.

Sorry drive... alone on some lovely country roads. Can I borrow it?"

Just treat her gently if you puss the right buttons she can sing

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

On that note - I'm off to drive my mini.

Beep beep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just can’t get onboard with choosing a Maserati over other cars in that price bracket

Give me some options

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By *mberWoman over a year ago

Preston

"Sorry if I work hard and buy a nice car I’ll go on the dole and drive a shit car and spend all day on fab

That wont make your penis any bigger though

Fast cars and expensive things attract ladies

Shoes, cake, intelligent conversation and good hands.

I don't give a shit about cars and I have my own money.

#FuckingFeministsRuiningEverything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright"
I bet you kiss your car at night.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night."

He's definitely one of those guys who likes to shine his machine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night."

Course she’s the love of my life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying"

I drive a cherry picker amongst other things. Is that for the ladies too?

Actually it means I can sneak them onto rooftops and other high up unseen places under starry skies (summer would be best mind) to indulge in mischief...So it could be for them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m sure you are a great person but I actually don’t believe you own one, maybe you have driven one. Great if you have but I’m not sure why you need to say it, is it to get laid!!!??

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

I drive a cherry picker amongst other things. Is that for the ladies too?

Actually it means I can sneak them onto rooftops and other high up unseen places under starry skies (summer would be best mind) to indulge in mischief...So it could be for them.

Cherry picker FTW

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m sure you are a great person but I actually don’t believe you own one, maybe you have driven one. Great if you have but I’m not sure why you need to say it, is it to get laid!!!??"

Course I drive one if I lied I’d say Lamborghini just thought I’d have a bit of fun on the forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m sure you are a great person but I actually don’t believe you own one, maybe you have driven one. Great if you have but I’m not sure why you need to say it, is it to get laid!!!??

Course I drive one if I lied I’d say Lamborghini just thought I’d have a bit of fun on the forums "

Maybe you should get a picture of you getting head on the bonnet x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night.

Course she’s the love of my life"
how do you know it's a she

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m sure you are a great person but I actually don’t believe you own one, maybe you have driven one. Great if you have but I’m not sure why you need to say it, is it to get laid!!!??

Course I drive one if I lied I’d say Lamborghini just thought I’d have a bit of fun on the forums

Maybe you should get a picture of you getting head on the bonnet x"

Bournemouth is a bit of a drive

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By *artyanna16200TV/TS over a year ago

leeds

A proper sex machine, front seat or back or bet over the countrymans tailgate(ooh err ) , i wonder what the record is for the most people to be having sex simulatneously in a mini?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night.

Course she’s the love of my life how do you know it's a she

Not taken advice from a Man Utd fan

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By *Marvel-Man over a year ago

In The Gym

I could drive any car I wanted when I used to play gran turismo as a kid. Didn't even have to have driving licence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night.

Course she’s the love of my life how do you know it's a she

Not taken advice from a Man Utd fan

"
how was that advice? Pmsl I asked how do you know lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night.

Course she’s the love of my life how do you know it's a she

Not taken advice from a Man Utd fan

how was that advice? Pmsl I asked how do you know lol. "

How do I know your a woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night.

Course she’s the love of my life how do you know it's a she

Not taken advice from a Man Utd fan

how was that advice? Pmsl I asked how do you know lol.

How do I know your a woman "
you dont Haha. My point really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night.

Course she’s the love of my life how do you know it's a she

Not taken advice from a Man Utd fan

how was that advice? Pmsl I asked how do you know lol.

How do I know your a woman you dont Haha. My point really. "

She might not be a woman doesn’t answer back lol

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

I do like a nice v8 but actually prefer the alfa 4c for the most part.

OP 4.2 or 4.7 version

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m sure you are a great person but I actually don’t believe you own one, maybe you have driven one. Great if you have but I’m not sure why you need to say it, is it to get laid!!!??

Course I drive one if I lied I’d say Lamborghini just thought I’d have a bit of fun on the forums

Maybe you should get a picture of you getting head on the bonnet x

Bournemouth is a bit of a drive

Lmao as much as I would fancy your car I would need more than talk of said sexy car to invite you down, plus looking for a connection not a player!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I do like a nice v8 but actually prefer the alfa 4c for the most part.

OP 4.2 or 4.7 version "

4.7 bigger the better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night.

Course she’s the love of my life how do you know it's a she

Not taken advice from a Man Utd fan

how was that advice? Pmsl I asked how do you know lol.

How do I know your a woman you dont Haha. My point really.

She might not be a woman doesn’t answer back lol"
definitely a man then. Ignorant lol.

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night."

That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m sure you are a great person but I actually don’t believe you own one, maybe you have driven one. Great if you have but I’m not sure why you need to say it, is it to get laid!!!??

Course I drive one if I lied I’d say Lamborghini just thought I’d have a bit of fun on the forums

Maybe you should get a picture of you getting head on the bonnet x

Bournemouth is a bit of a drive

Lmao as much as I would fancy your car I would need more than talk of said sexy car to invite you down, plus looking for a connection not a player!!!

Not a player nicest man on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night."

This ???? hahaha! Genius!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night.

That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night"

You might if you play your cards right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying"

Yeah you did the same thread last time you was on the site.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

Yeah you did the same thread last time you was on the site. "

Flattered you rem_mber me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

And why does that matter ?

It’s a personality replacement device.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Sorry if I work hard and buy a nice car I’ll go on the dole and drive a shit car and spend all day on fab

That wont make your penis any bigger though

Fast cars and expensive things attract ladies

You'd be far better off in a wig, a dress and having a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry if I work hard and buy a nice car I’ll go on the dole and drive a shit car and spend all day on fab

That wont make your penis any bigger though

Fast cars and expensive things attract ladies

You'd be far better off in a wig, a dress and having a sense of humour

My sense of humour is not to be matched

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

Yeah you did the same thread last time you was on the site. "

Yep I rem_mber

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Sorry if I work hard and buy a nice car I’ll go on the dole and drive a shit car and spend all day on fab

That wont make your penis any bigger though

Fast cars and expensive things attract ladies

You'd be far better off in a wig, a dress and having a sense of humour

So true

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night.

That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

You might if you play your cards right

Cheers for the offer mate but I'm straight, plus I have my wife beside me to keep me warm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

Yeah you did the same thread last time you was on the site.

Yep I rem_mber "

I must be doing something right pm me

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night.

That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

You might if you play your cards right

Cheers for the offer mate but I'm straight, plus I have my wife beside me to keep me warm."

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By *abasaurus RexMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night.

That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

You might if you play your cards right

Cheers for the offer mate but I'm straight, plus I have my wife beside me to keep me warm."

Absolute gold

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night.

That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

You might if you play your cards right

Cheers for the offer mate but I'm straight, plus I have my wife beside me to keep me warm."

Things must be going well if your on a swinger site

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By *Marvel-Man over a year ago

In The Gym

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night.

That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

You might if you play your cards right

Cheers for the offer mate but I'm straight, plus I have my wife beside me to keep me warm."

Brilliant!

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By *abasaurus RexMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night.

That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

You might if you play your cards right

Cheers for the offer mate but I'm straight, plus I have my wife beside me to keep me warm.

Things must be going well if your on a swinger site

And there it is, bit ignorant, no? #justsayin’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

Yeah you did the same thread last time you was on the site.

Yep I rem_mber

I must be doing something right pm me

Not really. The thread didn’t go well for you. You pissed off a load of people. And I seem to rem_mber to leaving the site because you couldn’t get any meets.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying"

I bet you also still live with your mum!!

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

I bet you also still live with your mum!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You lot bite so easy a boring night has become so entertaining

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would have been better off spending the money on that bathroom.

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night.

That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

You might if you play your cards right

Cheers for the offer mate but I'm straight, plus I have my wife beside me to keep me warm.

Things must be going well if your on a swinger site

May we suggest you research what swinging traditionally was. And we are doing extremely well in life, thanks for asking.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night.

That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

You might if you play your cards right

Cheers for the offer mate but I'm straight, plus I have my wife beside me to keep me warm.

Things must be going well if your on a swinger site

And there we go... Smh... You have the flash car as your personality can't get the women alone

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"I do like a nice v8 but actually prefer the alfa 4c for the most part.

OP 4.2 or 4.7 version

4.7 bigger the better

"
not always true x for instance I know several cars where they shaved off a bit of capacity and lightened it and all around made it the better car. But I do like my Italian cars.. but I'd be more impressed with an old lancia integrale evo...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo #justsaying

I bet you also still live with your mum!!

I don’t but paid off her mortgage thanks for asking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I do like a nice v8 but actually prefer the alfa 4c for the most part.

OP 4.2 or 4.7 version

4.7 bigger the better

not always true x for instance I know several cars where they shaved off a bit of capacity and lightened it and all around made it the better car. But I do like my Italian cars.. but I'd be more impressed with an old lancia integrale evo... "

Like them but all lhd worth more than mine now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is no one singing shania yet? I am now

Who’s shania

That don't impress me much, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright I bet you kiss your car at night.

That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

You might if you play your cards right

Cheers for the offer mate but I'm straight, plus I have my wife beside me to keep me warm.

Things must be going well if your on a swinger site

And there it is, bit ignorant, no? #justsayin’

"
dont think hes realised swinging was originally husbands & wives swapping.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s not a posh car. They are cheap as chips second hand. If he had any money he wouldn’t have such a crap background to his pics.

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