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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Take it out it hurts

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Toothache?

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

Just relax...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just got a thorn in my finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just relax..."

I'm trying but its a big black one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just got a thorn in my finger"

Oh yay open hand surgery! Pass me a needle and let me dig it out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just get a syringe that comes with calpol and suck it out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just relax...

I'm trying but its a big black one"
you dirty bugger

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By *abasaurus RexMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Just got a thorn in my finger"

The one that’s already got a thorn in it will feel like it hurts less if you stab another finger.

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By *abasaurus RexMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Just get a syringe that comes with calpol and suck it out."

Why would he suck cal poly out of a syringe. How’s that going to help with the thorn??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Black thorn is a bastard serves me right for cutting it down bit it was in the way of the fence line

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just got a thorn in my finger

Oh yay open hand surgery! Pass me a needle and let me dig it out

Be gentle with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just got a thorn in my finger

Oh yay open hand surgery! Pass me a needle and let me dig it out

Be gentle with me"

I will need a sexy nurse (male or female, I am bi after all) to pass me the instruments and wipe my brow as this will be intense surgery.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take it out it hurts "

Quick, put it back in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just get a syringe that comes with calpol and suck it out."

Genius! Does this work?

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

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By *ixen500Couple over a year ago

some where near shropshire

Ill kiss it better

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Sorry I put your eye with it

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