Witty wednesday.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let's tell some silly jokes.

What do you call a magic dog?

A labracadabrador

By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple over a year ago

Birmingham

What's brown and sticky?

Shit.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did the mayonnaise say when the fridge door was opened? ...... close the door, I'm dressing.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way, unique up on it

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking? Shes gonna eat me!!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Two parrots sat on a perch.

One says

'Can you smell fish?'